Ladies and gentlemen, miss Angelina Jolie and ge hello, everyone hello captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Comossibl from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out oh, yeah oh, i can feel it im trevor noah our guest tonight is here to talk about the new amazon docuseries free meek meek mill is joining us, everybody cheers and applause so excited. Also on tonights show, we meet a president whos come back from the dead. If you send emojis, it means youre in a gang. And donald trump is a harry potter expert. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Headlines. Trevor lets begin with climate change. Its the gradual disaster that will eventually wipe us out if we dont take it seriously. Think of it like oatmeal. You wash your bowl right away, no problem. But if you leave it in the sink, by the time you come home, you w
Trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody. Thank you so much for tuning in. Thank you for coming out i appreciate you. Lets do this. Im trevor noah. Our guest tonight is an actor from suits now starring in a brandnew Spinoff Series called pearson. Gina torres is joining us, everybody. cheers and applause also on tonights show, Robert Mueller finally testifies on capitol hill; lewis black heads to the beach; and if you have a snow globe, you could be smuggling drugs. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with some breaking news from puerto rico. After weeks of protests over corruption and leaked text messages, Governor Ricardo Rossello is expected to resign from office. Yeah. applause hes going out. applause now, he said he doesnt want to do it, and hes reportedly devastated and crying tears over the situation. Luckily, President Trump threw him some boxes of kleenex to dry his eyes. laughter and while puerto rico is saying goodbye to its leader, Great Britain is welc
Animals prefer hiphop and we have to talk about the Mass Shootings that took place this weekend. Were not going to solve americas gun problems in half an hour but well probably do more than congress. So before we get into that, lets catch up on todays headlines. Lets kick it off with something cool. Since the beginning of time, humans have asked two questions is it okay if our pets see us masturbating and can we fly . Well never know the answer to the first, but the second might now be a yes. A french inventor has successfully flown his hoverboard across the english channel. Frankie zapata soared from france to england on his jet powered board. The 22mile trip took 22 minutes including a refueling stop. His first attemp failed after he failed to land on a refueling platform. An emotional zapata designed wiz feat as an amazing moments acing my dream came true. Trevor okay, that is amazing. Hoferboards are finally real, legitimate ones, not those they sold us in back to the future 2. Goi
I am gonna send a message to my people and tell them to develop a Great Machine that will shrink me down to their size so i can live amongst them forever. Aha ahhaha ahhahahaha what the hell is wrong with you, butters . They did that on the simpsons ha treehouse of horror, episode 4f02 the genesis tub. Lisa loses a tooth, and the bacteria on it starts to grow and makes a little society, and they build a statue of her, thinking shes god. Ha hahaha so . Yeah, so . Dude, the simpsons has done everything already. Who cares . Yeah, theyve been on the air for, like, 13 years. Of course theyve done everything. Every ideas been done, butters, even before the simpsons. Yeah, in fact, that episode was a ripoff of a Twilight Zone episode. Really . So i shouldnt care if i come up with an idea and the simpsons already did it. It. Doesnt matter. Everything is back to normal i think. I think i can go back to trying to destroy the world again good for you yeah, thats great, butters. Now get the hell o
Goes dark, the worlds worst billionaire, and i think the president , might be racist. So lets catch up on todays headlines. All right, lets begin with news from who hollywood. They gave us black superheros, then we got black mermaids, and now we may be getting a black spy. The next james bond star to receive a license to kill will be a first in franchise history. The daily mail reporting british actress la shana lynch will be revealed as the next 007 agent in the new bond 25 movie. Lynch will be the first black woman to play the role. The movie is due out next year. Trevor oh, hell, yeah cheers and applause 007 is going to be a black woman are you serious . This is so dope yeah, because shes probably going to kick ass as much as he did and this will be the first movie where we see die of a lethal dose of sideeye. Really, when the villain captures her, i have one question for you, 007. Can i touch your hair, please . I never saw that, before, wow my favorite part is when the bad guys ar