Ladies and gentlemen, miss Angelina Jolie and ge hello, everyone hello captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Comossibl from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out oh, yeah oh, i can feel it im trevor noah our guest tonight is here to talk about the new amazon docuseries free meek meek mill is joining us, everybody cheers and applause so excited. Also on tonights show, we meet a president whos come back from the dead. If you send emojis, it means youre in a gang. And donald trump is a harry potter expert. So lets catch up on todays headlines. Headlines. Trevor lets begin with climate change. Its the gradual disaster that will eventually wipe us out if we dont take it seriously. Think of it like oatmeal. You wash your bowl right away, no problem. But if you leave it in the sink, by the time you come home, you will have a new roommate. laughter and if the world does end, theres one group you cannot blame, scientists, because they keep warning us every single day to wash out our bowl. Chilling warnings out in a new report that says, if we want to save the planet, we need to change what we put on the table and how we produce food. About a quarter of Greenhouse Gases in the last decade came from food, farming and land use. Think about it this way, half a pound of beef causes as much Greenhouse Gas to be emitted as driving 55 of these cars for one mile. Some good news, possibly, if we get rid of red meats in our diet, move toward vegan lifestyles and change how we use land in our world, we might be able to change it but the clock is ticking. Trevor either the world ends or we all become vegan. laughter i mean, weve had a good run, lets be honest, huh . Weve done this earth thing. cheers and applause yeah, its good. Were done. What more is there to see . And, like, dont get me wrong, i think we should all be eating less red meat if it will save the planet, but, at the same time, if we turn into a planet full of vegans, its not a dream scenario. The hot air emerging from people bragging how good they are will heat up the planet faster. The ice caps are melting and all im eating is ham. Aaahhh aaahhh laughter producing half a pound of beef puts out as much Greenhouse Gas as 55 cars driving a mile. Thats insane. The only solution is we have to drive cows. laughter think about it. Then we get to eat them when we get to our destination. Two birds, one stone. Instead of valet parking, we can have filet parking. And how do you like a car . Medium rare, please. In other news, emojis, abu years ago, they were a cute way to end your relationship, but now we use them to say so much more. We can use emojis to say were going on vacation, you can tell someone youre busy at work and, of course, everyones favorite that you found human remains in your backyard. laughter well, now the emojis are so next level, they can even help you get into a gang. Ththe New York Post reports gang members are using seemingly harmless symbols to recruit to get tell mepeople to carry out crimes. The gas symbol is universal symbol for gang. If you post the gas pump, that means gang mode. Two fingers up, are s the crips. The hat is the bloods. If they want to taunt the rivals, the live stream video from opponents turf on snapchat, that practice is known as cyber banging. Cyberbanging. Trevor you can see when he said cyber banging the first thing that came to his mind wasnt a top hat emoji. Cyber banging, cyber banging, yeah. laughter the top hat emoji means bloods. That is crazy, because it means Abraham Lincoln was in the bloods. laughter and mr. Peanut, how deep does this go . Also just a random question, why does the gas pump symbolize gang mode . Arent you in a gang full time . What is this . Part time gang members . I picked up a couple extra shifts with the crips this weekend, got to pay off the student debt. laughter i wonder if gang members get confused. Do they send someone a text and the other guy is youve got a beef heating up and you want me to wipe him off the planet . No, stop eating meat or well destroy the planet, man i take this seriously cheers and applause and finally, speaking of criminals, former illinois governor Rod Blagojevich is back in the news. He was sentenced to 14 years in prison for trying to sell a Vacant Senate seat. Fortunately for him, donald trump likes him and is thinking about giving him a president ial pardon because he said he was treated unfairly. This might explain why trump is so into criminal Justice Reform. All his friends are locked up. I miss them laughter how does donald trump know this corrupt politician Rod Blagojevich . Did he help him set up secret russian meetings or help him with a tax evasion scheme . No, they were on the same show. Let me ask you a question. Your harry potter facts were not accurate. Who did the research . I feel like i knew a product. I wrote a lot of the text. Slivering, huff and puff and raven cloth. So are you spoons snbl. I think i think we did not win. Rod, youre fired. Trevor wow. laughter you know, i dont know why, but after everything, i think the thing that would actually freak me out the most about trump is if he was actually an expert on harry potter. That would, like, break my mind. I wouldnt be able to accept that if he came out one day and said i say send her back expel the armis i would be, like, no, im not willing to accept that. I just wouldnt. Blaz applause thats it for the headlines. Before our main story, all of this week, everyone has been asking what can we do to try and End Gun Violence . And for a lot of politicians, the solution has been to do something about video games because they said violent video games have the power to influence people to commit murder, and that got us thinking, if video games are so persuasive, maybe even video games could inspire politicians to do something to End Gun Violence. Thats why the daily show made a new online game called the legislator, made in one day, license to bill. laughter right, and its all about trying to get gun control through congress, and Mitch Mcconnell is the final boss, right . Sso lawmakers, check it out. Maybe it will inspire people in congress tookly write laws. cheers and applause lets move on to the main story. Lets talk about fundraising. Its as integral a part of american politics as low voter turnout and terrorizing babies. Now, historically, rich people have hosted fundraisers in america for political candidates and this happened lig and didnt garner much awe tension. But in the age of trump, all that changed, as one billionaire just found out. Calls are growing for members of equinox and soul cycle to boycott the popular fitness clons after it was revealed the chawmple chairman of the Parent Company will hold a big fundraiser for the president. Tickets run to a quarter million dollars. Many customers including celebrities taking to social media criticizing and threatening to bo boycott the gm and spinning studio soul cycle. Billy ikeman saying hes canceling his membership. Christie says everyone canceling membersships, meet me at the library, bringweights. Trevor you cant just work out in the library. People are masturbating in there, show respect come on, crissy thats right, the owner of equinox and soul cycle is throwing a fundraiser for donald trump in the a house in the hamptons. So now there are growing calls for people to boycott equinox and soul cycle. To all the people canceling memberships, i say good luck. Have you ever tried to get out of a gym membership . It is impossible. People dont know this but the real reason Harriet Tubman fled the south was to escape the Planet Fitness contract. Shes like i heard in the north they let you pay montho month in the wake to have the backlash, the equiknocks owner stephen ross released a statement defending himself. But i think it made it worse. Ross defended his relationship with trump saying, in part, i have known donald trump for 40 years and while we agree on some issues, we strongly disagree on others. I started my business with nothing and a reason for engagement with our leaders is to create jobs and grow our countrys economy. I have been and will continue to be an outspoken champion of racial equality, inclusion, diversity, Public Education and environmental stability. Trevor if youre host ago fundraiser for donald trump, i dont know if you can call yourself a champion of racial equality and inclusion. Youre not a champion. You can call your as much a contender, a part time participant, a dabbler of racial equality, not a champion cheers and applause if racial equality was app spot, you would be playing pickup games. Thats basically what this is. Russ is basically saying he supports the business side of donald trump but he doesnt support the racism side of donald trump. But you realize if you actually listen, you analyze what hes saying, what hes actually saying without realizing it is that he can afford to support trumps business side because trumps racism side doesnt affect him. Thats what hes saying. cheers and applause and heres the thing heres the thing, soul cycle and equinox both have very liberal diverse memberships but, when the news asked these members how theyd participate in the boycott, their feelings were mixed. Im really bummed to hear that the owner of equinox is involved in trumps campaign. Really bums me out. I dont like President Trump but im not going to cancel my membership over it. Yeah, ill cancel it. Theres a gym right down the street. If he goes through with this fundraiser, im probably going to be out. Im not going to cancel, no. I would rather have plantar faishitis without treatment rather than support in any way trump supporters. Trevor that was so specific, you know when people give you a general thing, she said, id rather have planter fasciitis than to support. laughter many people say if this happens theyre out. Im joining them. In fact, i havent gone to the gym in the last three months in preparation for this moment. Thats right cheers and applause thats right so, once again, americans are faced with the unending question should you support a business if some people in that business back a politician you dont like . Well, were no closer to finding the answer, but we did try to offer some solutions to people at these gyms with help from our very own jaboukie youngwhite. Now that equinox and soul cycle are canceled. Liberal new york, need a new resistance alternative to their pro trump workouts. Thats why im here to promote my new wokeout plan. Now were going to do squad quawts. Are you familiar with the squad. Yes. Youre going to be doing squats and shouting out name of people in the scwawdz. Rashida tlaib, ayanna pressley, ilhan omar. Resist, resist, resist. Get the murals in, crunch the redactions, unlike the report, everyone will see that beach bod. You will do reps, right . Yeah, definitely. And these reps are reparations, so go in your wallet, take out some money. Okay. And just give me like ten more of these. Even though you are too young to vote, what you can do to stay fit is run and register five people to vote in five minutes. Can you do that . Take this clip board. 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Trevor welcome back to the daily show. Lets turn to bun of my favorite countries to talk about. You guessed it, turk ministan. Say hey love you guys laughter cultural appropriation. Now, you may not know this, but for the last twelve years, turk manistan has been ruled by this man, mahamido, a dictator with poor record on human rights and there have been riewm reals hes dead. Before you celebrate his demise, think about. Whispers about the gelt of makhamadof began swirling in july after he hadnt been seen in public for weeks, but now the countrys state broadcaster has aired a 25minute report showing him carrying out multiple tasks. They range from bowling and horse riding to composing music and driving a rally car engine revving trevor okay, this is so amazing. Instead of the president coming out and just saying, im not dead, he decided to cast himself in the amazing race . Is that what this is . applause like, what is he doing . Because you realize none of this proves that hes alive, right . A video of someone in a music studio doesnt mean theyre currently alive. I can show you a video of tupac in a music studio and hes not alive or is he . cheers and applause now, there are a couple of things you have to know about president makhamadoff, one, his natural enemy is the name tag and, secondly, hes basically turned his whole country into a cult of personality. Everything he does as leader is about showing off how perfect he is, how everyone loves him, how everything he does is tremendous, and im sure americans cant relate to this, but thats how it works over there. You know, those thirdworld countries. And thats what makes the state tv footage so amazing. For example, he could have just showed himself bowling. No, bowling is not enough. Just watch how state tv edit the bowling footage to make him look super cool. speaking in Foreign Language laughter trevor wow wow amazing amazing such amazing bowling by such a living person yay some of the worst editing ever. The ball is clearly heading toward the gutter and all of a sudden cuts to a strike . Doesnt look like the same lane. Youre, like, trevor youre just jealous because hes more athletic than you know. Im sure athwhrect. Lets do this cheers and applause see that . Swish, swish, im alive, bish laughter and the perfect bowling wasnt even close to the crazest part of the footage state tv put out because at one point in the video he gets in a car, drives across the desert and then does this speaking in Foreign Language trevor okay, the good news is your president might be alive, the bad news is your country is being swallowed by hell. What is that . laughter so those are the clips turkmanistan state tv used to prove their leader is still alive. 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The judge is supposed to play new central, an arbitrator, weigh things out and make a decision. In my situation, the District Attorney is not fighting and the judge, she done took her blindfold off. Trevor please welcome meek mill cheers and applause welcome back to the show. Huh . Trevor welcome back to the show. Yeah, thanks for having me, man. Trevor its great to have you here, and congratulations, i guess, as part of the documentary that you are now officially off probation. Yeah, definitely. Trevor that really is exciting. Yeah. Living my life. Trevor for many people, they might see you and go meek mill, i saw you out there living your life already. Has being off probation actually changed your life . Yeah, actually, for my whole adult life, im 3 years old now, i was 19 when i got put on probation, i couldnt travel when i wanted to. Tomorrow, i want to take a day off and go to disney world with my son. Before that, you couldnt do that because you had to plan 30 days ahead to do that. Nothing could be surprised. Traveling in your freedom, doing what you want to do. Everything is good. Im enjoying cheers and applause trevor now, some people out there, you know, because they either have not had an encounter with the Justice System, come from a privileged background, may not truly understand what probation is all about. Somebody might say meek if somebody commits a crime and they get out and are on probation theyre lucky to be on probation. Why do you think people should limit how long people should be on probation . Your son or daughter could be in school, get charged with a crime, being in a small fight, then they could be put on four years probation. Then they could smoke marijuana, and its not a crime. People are trying to build up their lives and move forward and a small mistake could set you back for years. Doing 30 days in prison, you could lose your house, you could lose your job, you could lose a lot of things. When you have people working to do better, some mistake shouldnt hold your back your whole life. Like it did with me. Trevor right. It was a fight. I overcame it. I had the resources to overcome it and the drive and ambition to make it out of there, but, you know, everybody dont have that drive. You know, i just wand to make awareness and this free meek documentary will kind of give awareness to the world of what happens on probation. Trevor its a fivepart documentary and talks about your story and also talks about the problems in the Police System where weve seen additional stories come out, where you see the Philadelphia Police department, you see Police Departments around america where you have police who have tainted records, you have people fabricating evidence, what to you peopl what do you want pe to take away . Awareness. A lot of things have been going on in the Justice System for many years and i dont think weve been to the season where we are now where we have data, we have social media, we have so much news and media we can attach ourselves to like this is just another source of media and me telling it through my story and exposing the corruption that a young black male like me faces on a daily basis. I got friends who dont come from my world. They think that 99 of the people in prison is supposed to be in prison. Thats not really the case. Its probably about 50 , 50 50. 50 of the people who dont belong there because of a technical violation. I dont know if you know a technical violation is not a crime, you can be on probation and come in contact with a Police Officer and you can have your probation revoked and be sent back to prison. So i want to give a birdseye view on my life since i happened to be in that situation and i am a public figure. I wanted to give people a birdseye view of what the average american goes through to survive and get my shot in the world, so i use my platform. Trevor a great thing youve done, thank you so much for being on the show. Thanks for having me. Trevor free meek, on amazon. Check him out, meek mill, everybody well be right back see . Romance isnt dead but it is here. Thanks, captain obvious. Dont hatelike their trip, book yours with hotels. Com and get rewarded basically everywhere. Why are you here . Why are you here . Why are either of you here . hotels. Com. Be there. Do that. Get rewarded. Ooohhhh i can taste your beer. I want to taste his beer. [ indistinct conversations ] Samuel Adams Sam 76 finally a refreshing lager that you can taste. Trevor well, thats our show for tonight. If youre in hampton, New Hampshire or bangor maine, catch me at my tour friday night