Impeachment hearings in to donald j. Trump. The j stands for jimpeachment. That sounded better in my head. Now just to get everybody on the same page, six weeks ago a whistleblower reported that doned a trump was abusing the power of his office and in response the democrats launched impeachment hearings behind closed doors which makes sense t is winter, with the doors open, everyone gets kol. The are cans complained about the closed door process saying that the public was only hearing bits and pieces what was going on and it wasnt transparent, you know, sort of like listening to a movie playing in the apartment next door where you are like i think bat pln is fighting, Bradley Cooper because he wants him to sing like lad eye gaga. So in the face of these complaints, the democrats gladly agree to air Donald Trumps dirty laundry for everyone to seevment and today was laundry day. Lets catch up on the first day of the public impeachment hearings in our onsegment, the magical wonderful road
Youre gonna see me very soon, at your presentation. Are you over in the clubhouse . Tell you what. When you see me at the presentation, do a Carol Burnett, okay . A Carol Burnett . When you think you see me, tug the ear. All right. Well, im gonna hang up so i can actually walk out there, and okay, ill see you there. All right. Ill be there ahead of you. Buhbye. Bye. [phone beeps] Comedy Central from Comedy Centrals world nuses headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor well welcome to the daily show, everybody, thank you for tuning in and thank you for coming out. Lets do it. Our guest tonight was nominated for an oscar for his breakout role in the movie get out. Tonight he is here with a brand new film, queen slim, Daniel Kaluuya is joining us, everybody. cheers and applause but first were going to jump straight into the major news story that everyone has been talking about today. The beginning of public impeachment hearings in to d
Has never heard of a category 5 hurricane before, despite puerto rico being hit with one in 2017 said trump, well, ive also never heard of puerto rico [ laughter ] so President Trump faced International Criticism this weekend after he was seen playing golf instead of staying in the office to monitor the progress of Hurricane Dorian though, honestly, would that be better [ light laughter ] making trump monitor the hurricane would be like making your 4yearold do the dishes. After about five minutes, youd be like, you know what, tyler, just go out and play [ laughter ] go out and play. [ cheers and applause President Trump fired his personal assistant last week after it was reported that she made derogatory comments about his family to members of the White House Press pool though that wasnt the main thing he was angry about weve had a pool this whole time [ laughter ] find out where the pool is. [ applause ] the white house recently provided reporters with a 26point list of what it consid
Broken and crimeinfested places from which they came. Okay, this is besides the point, but, dude, youre from queens. La [ hter ] i would say you should go back y of the trains are running. [ laughter ] House Speaker nancy pelosi said today e will introduce a resolution condemning president trumps racist attacks on minority lawmakersan man, pelosi counterattacks from a president the way a normal person handles bad service at starbuc [ laughter ] go back to where they came from oh, you bet, ill be filling out a comment ca [ laughter ] i am very dissatisfied. [ light laughter ] new york city suffered a major blackout on saturday that left over 70,000 people in manhattan without power. Of course, in manhattan, 70,000 people is two starbucks and a jamba juice. [ laughter ] california congressman Eric Swalwell has announced he is dropping out of the democric president ial race swalwell made the decision after realizing that he didnt know which one he was, either [ ughter and applause en pres