so he has a hit man kill her. >> martin landau realized it, like, "i had woman killed and i thought i was gonna go to hell and nothing happened." whereas woody is constantly getting, you know, shit on by life, and he's just doing the right thing. >> you look very deep in thought. >> i was plotting the perfect murder. >> his writing is very wrong for strong for that reason. it always feels like he was thinking about some philosophical truths about human nature and says, "oh, i want to write a movie about that." >> and i'm talking about reality. i mean, if you want a happy ending, you should go see a hollywood movie. >> you realize, of course, that we could never be friends. >> why not? >> what i'm saying is -- and this not a come-on in any way, shape or form -- is that men and women can't be friends because the sex part always gets in the way. >> nora ephron wrote "when harry