happ>>y monday, everybody. >> yeah. so democrats are confused a as dylan mulvaney's gynecologist because what big name are realizing now is that after all the posturing a toter all the posturing a and speaking truth to power, the party is now p party in lea, with , murderers and anti-semites and didn'tmites even have to join a prison gang. okay, let's watch it. prisonlet's watch it. s head try to explain october 7th, the way i've seen a lot of progressive women generally speaking, they are quick to defend women's rights and speak out againt as a ass a weapon of war, but downrightat on what we saw on october 7thnd and what might be happening inside gaza right now to these hostages. why is that? i mean, i don' theostages.t i d that that's true. i think we always talk about the impact o lwayf war impact o on women in particular. but i think we have to thate alt i think we have to thate why they are a strong ally of ours. and if they do not, an with international humanitarian law, they are bringing themselvesl humanita a place ths it much more difficult strategically for them to be able to build the kinds of allies. aleslying israel complying with the law, but what lawwi the is there a lw and how to react to the mass of women? >> one more time, dana, with respect, was just asking ad about the the women and you turned i yout back. israel. i'm asking you about hamas. in fact, i already answere hamad your question, dana, i said it's horrific. and i think that i horrific i sexual assault is horrific. i think that it happens in.situt war situations, terrorist organizations like hamasioist t obviously are using theseas t as tools. however, i thinkools we have tot balanced about bringingg in in outrages against palestinians. and it's horribl thee. don't you don't see israeli soldiers . welli soldie, dana, i think we't we're not i don't want this to be the hierarchy oppressiontu . so there you go. in just three words, jushierarchies, oppression. mass op in context.ression. you know, it happense in in wars situations. >> it's just a tool. but hey, we need balance. that balance, how is that even possible? well, when your entire worldview is broken down into ntrcrimes is broken down into and the crimes of the so-called victims are always excusable, then oare alwa of course, you wt think a little thing like by hamas terrorists is ant think y big deal. rr she's a symbol of all the progressive women who aren't cominoristsalg out at october 7th, an event which should be categorized no aren't7 terror anymore, but as atrocity. and that needs, that sho to be . those two words atrocity, becaus te that phrase puts these apologists on the spot because by just calling it terror, we already know the knee response ,oh, well, one person'spo terrorist is another one's freedom fighter. d >> but you can't do that with atrocity because where jutrocity because where that? it needs to be posedsticat to everyonion needs te marchine we've been too easy on these ghouls. ghouls. to face with the reality of that event. it's a atrocitythd to come eay moment spent on behalf of the perpetrators makes them an accomplice. pecomplice. march on a jewish owned restaurant in which is now a daily occurrence around the country. the question to all of them the question to all of them on atrocityse? because you're marching not against atrocity, but against atrvictims of it. and it's something squad members like pramila shoul's so remember when she waves its away? remember, she's the feminist championit who once tweeted that they owed it to assault survivors everywhere. got to confirm brad kavanaugh to the supreme court. that was based on a decades oldn accusation. no police report or evidence. p and yet nolaw they downplay atrocity with mountains of proof. i guess young israeli women are not brave, compellini guesir credible enough for her. anyone want to help pramila find her compass? oh, here it is. i it was stuck up her the whole [lauas stuck up her the whole the . thank you. tak i'll take it. but don't. too surprised by this. these confused heroines think this. confused heroines think here's the deputy director for u.n. women, sara hendricks. when d asked to call out hamas. >> is there a reason, though, sara that you can't specifically call out hamas can't spand the mounting evidenw over seven weeks that israeli have collected u.n. women? >> always supports independent investigations into any serious allegations of gender based orav sexual violence. these investigations are ledion? by, the office of the highgh commissioner of human rights. consequently, in thi issioners e and within the u.n. system, it is independent international commission of inquirinternaty, h for us has the mandate in. us has the mandate what a dog faced pony soldier. s do you realize she gets paidheet to talk like that by us?y >> so many words. so little meaning. if the un can't call out atrocity, what good they for? n i haven't heard that kind of double talk since the tim e tdouble talk since the tim took mushrooms and tried to listen to emily campagna. >> but let me translate what she said.n an i'm a woman and my job is to advocate for women. advocate for women. >> but we need to investigate further. and really, those videoshama bud have been staged. >> but yes, i believe all women, except now when we believe non thmaybe because they're jewish. >> even when we have the tape, ey aree the confessions and thes with friends like that, who needs ted bunds like ty? u.c the un calls themselves the global champion fo r gender,o cond and it took them two months to condemn hamas too much. are they communicatingn hama communi by carrier pigeon? what ? of course they couldn't, adding that they're also calling for peace in occupied palestinian territoruly ng fory. hey, you win, baby. demand hamas. release all th e u.n.e hostages first. but maybe they're too busy asking hamas leaders to.if clarify their pronouns. okay, give it a try. trust mey pronounc, pronoun woud be headless. >> you see, point.e po something's horribly here. and as we enter an election year, the dems have a majon r. in problem. they claim to represent women. but which women exac claimt wom? the ones who pretend to be women. because that's all that' s left. ohat's all that' i mean, who's left to defend when you ignore victims of atrocity? nt the fact is, we have to admit that this movement isn't just orchestrated. it's also emotionally insane. why are so many unhappy young women willing to join a cause that requires that they deny that requires that they deny it's an energy shift from one joyless existencit'se to another, perhaps in a society of leisure. >> they migrat sociee to extreme beliefs because all the other stuff is handled. they could they could they're bored and they're not in danger. at leaste becaus not yet. it begs the question about lefty women in sports. they favor men with over women and family. they favor a punitivn ore activt over moms in cities. they place the rights cittheyey the rights victims. and now they happily ignore atrocity. do female lefties hate women ors just themselves? 's but this is where the left's energy resides. and on our campuses,y it's whei the left's future resides. until president biden, the traditional democratdeso pr all two that are left base, a wing of their party who have made common cause a with misogynist fascists. call it what you want. the anti-israee in ufal wing, the anti-capitalist wing, or, as i believe we should call it, alist the atrocity caucus. do the women in the democratic party have the guts t to speak truth to that power? well, like my dad used to sa py d before me into the pool. >> don't hold your breath, kerry. wake up, kid. wake up, kid. his jokes are like his jacket.hi we'r hise waiting for a good on. rosa parks across america. jimmy failla . she's been around more nbaplayer and athletes, but. >> oh, so the hoop chat. emily oster. she's like a cain straight thing and wanted by grandpas. "new york times" best selling author. this contributor catches and you can see him coming literally from a mile awayf.. "new york times" best selling author and comedian and former nwa world heavyweigh t title.d heavyweigh yes. a fash >> jimmy, you're a fashionio atrocity. there it is. yes. yes. >> te where are all the pro women now when it mat actually matters? the pro women, women, they're you knowte , they're thisowte this defense of hamas shocked me. >> yeah. and asf hamaocke a former new yr cabdriver. >> i know half of hamas. yeah. now, you know, that's a joke, america. our nation's cab drivers>> are wonderfu greg:l. he they're the best of the best, and they always smell great. i'll add i'll add to that. do they ever but you. yeah. you made a fine point. okay. you di you di fd you did make a fine fo point. although i'm happy to know i'm back from reno and you're still yourself youil, . >> but anyway, anyway, okay. if you remember, what were we convicting kavanaugh on the left basenaugh d on his yearbook. >> a scribbling in a yearbook to them was proo f that he hadd o committed 35 years ago. yeah, and that ars was enough to run on. believe all women. now we have women, we have corpses. wen. videos. no belief.corp although i will say this. if they were going through the hamas yearbookse , pretty funny. >> okay, the girl who wins best looking as a goagirlt. >> you know what i mean? hey, that's someone's wife. yeah someon, but isn't it amazing, though, when you think about wh ty doing this, thispo serious point, it's sick, okay? she's trying to create this moral equivalency to give people emotionall , to forgive hamas by saying we've got to be balanced they're trying to say to you, well, yeah, of course you should be upset about the and the murder. but let's not forget they're giving people the emotional convenience. there is nconven o equivalence. ly, it it also, emily, it's like,'s you know, they're the ones like,calling for a proportionae response. but what is the proportional onate re response to mass? atrocity? i thin sk everything'sk ever on the table. >> i think proportionality ng is on means israel and the idf shouldd count. 1200 civilians broke intea shoue their homes and slaughter them, them, burn them alive, beheadro the same amount of babies, break the same amount of servicef babies, s bones thay did. >> and that's proportionate, but that's not an option anymorte butthat's ne. no proportionality when it comes to eradicating terrorism . and what disgusts me, first of all, she's in our government. uryou should be ashamed of yourself. >> i don't even know what her name is. but what's disgusting is all of these so-called feminists and all of these so-called allies and of of women are suddenly blind and deaf when it comes the and the countless video evidence that comes with this v and th te same women that marchd with black lives matter and the lgbtq community that are all standing with palestine, if you were in paleste, your pronounter and s would be i were okay. >> so you need to start and ge. t the right side of history and stop being a hypocrite. >> like, stop being blind deafdp when it comes to metoo, unless you're a, jewish lives matter too. i'm sorry. all lives matter. almas. es matter. all right, kat, how you doing?t, how ai'm all right.reg: tha >> yeah, that's good.go that's the important thing. sood what do you what do you makeon of her response on cnn? >> welsel okay. because the situation in the middle east is obviouslyn in t y complicated, right? geopolitical issues, very complicate d. so if i were in that situation and i was asked specifically sit about the violent of jewish women, i'd be likemen, i w okayf great softball question. yeah, i'm against that. yes >> yeah. she actually added a boys guy, actually added a box beforet, i did it. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. that that is awful. >>at a. t is awful. yeah. and then you. then you're done. yeah, exactly. then you go to the greenroom e and a donut. yeah. oh, well, a lot of people have done this on, you know, democrats and republicans,d ould right? to me that should be a very easy questio bn to answer., we >> we know, though, and wew as >> we know, though, and wew as on, the will weakens and thewin all of a sudden you haveth. the context people and then that's where the show u hat'p. oh yeah, it was wrong. but and then all of a sudden the goes away right afterthen t i would do the peloton forhe but a few hours. i thought you were building the but you kept saying, well, you did it uphill. yes. what's your take, tyrud its? you know, historically, you know, the limitation of women was the prize for wheno you conquered a landri, right,e to kill all the men and you'd breed them out by all thean women and was fashionable and it was barbaric times right. and then eventually, man, supposedlyd barbic enlightened , don't do that. >> yea h. okay. and even then, even then,[bleep they didn't say. >> but yeah, there was noo but yeah, but that's the thing. but.and the more i look at this the more i realize that therthe is group. wo mm-hmm. there is no women, there is no black. thermen.e, no white. it is what that is used whens ud you need to prove your point,e when you can't back it upyour with any integritycan' and fact so like why are they not caring about the jewish women. that were and their women because their their plight is not on their side of the fence. right. it's only important to m fen.e t affects me. kavanaugh bothered me. so i found something didn't do. he was a young punk 35 years 3 ago. i don't care. he's not part of my agendal go and i will go after him. a we allowed this to happen in this country. it started with policefter him. then it went after white men., now they went to white women. now it's white. it's white in fair is in fair pr all these groups of people. of anything they cangrou. do anything behind the group. blac supportedhind the group. hamas. you can say that. but if they call you outcall y ouon social and say, how could you, then the apology towards breakout because everyone's afraidak of the group. we're not in a group. when i speak, i don't represent black america. i represen r black t. ir >> that's it. and when if i'm in trouble and go, greg, every time you sa'my that wrong meack you're you're offending the black community. no you offended me becauseunity >> i'm sensitive and i just happen to be black. so very sensitive. yes, very sensitive.y i can tell. you want to say somethinive.g, m you want to say somethinive.g, m oh, then you're welcome to go. all i wanted to do is give ons credit one democrat,ve of all the democrats has done the right thing at every turn. fetterman yeah. fetterman which is amazing. he spoke up on behalf of the fman.hostages because he lookse a guy who would take hostagef s give him credit. also, chuck schumer got to give him credit. all right. up nex himt, young boy seeks to make some emoji tweets. schumer.how it's fun if he'll bn the new york area. >> we'd like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfeld and click on the link to join♪ )our 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quote, offensive and insulting to people who wear glasses. noit'sw, teddy, what a nerdy nas >> all right.na >> i'm not the only one thinking it. that kid does look exactly likai the emoji. but -- but, you know, you think apple would be sympathetic 10-ye would be sympathetic to ten year olds because that's who builds their iphones. >> you kno becausew, and bang, , he's also offended by the emojis teeth, which he referred to as horrible rabbit teeth. now, i could make a predictable and tasteless joke about brits and their teeth. you know, ifeth.i coul had any. >> but teddy hopes appley t te will takdde his petition to heart. given their history of tweaking so-called controversial emojises . a while back, they replaced the gun with a toy waterile bacl . >> problem solved instantly. there was no more crimproblem ee >> and when the covid vaccine was rolled out, they modified the blood filled syringe to make it less graphic. and that change was by pfizer. . teddy created this alternative thddy created this alternative he calls the genius emoji, features a thinner painius emor of glasses and an adorable smile sans buck teetf glh. alto >> although it looks like itugle just saw a pair of for the first time. o but.n to but maybe the kid is on to something. i can think of a few so emojis.o of a few i'd like to see. how about i just had my teacher emoji. here's t. i just walked into joy bay hard's dressing room by accident. hey, can we have that girl? accd enand of course. >> i call this one.e the stelter are never over. >> and here's a. joe biden just boarded air force. >> one emoji. here's how. here's how. and here'sai our for a new nerd emoji that was cat you wereere a nerd back in the day and you blossomed into an older nerd. ao >> are you for teddy's petitiont or against it? itioyeah.yo >> unlike you, i'm not going gog to get up there on a kid. i'm crooked. >> you can't do that. i'm not allowed to have anat: opinion on a ten-year-old.10-yea other than.r- g great job, buddyre. . he doesn't realize that some of us. he's lucky he needs glasses becaus lkye of us. had to wear them with perfect vision for years. yeah, it's you like me. yeah, but i am nearsighted now. i look way better with glasses . that's true. glasses make you more attractive by far. oh, is that kind of the nature of isolation? yes. no, not if you are hideous without them. attra what if you could have an emoji? what would it be? could hi.d i wa i was the alarm clock emoji. because i justalar an alarm clo. >> i will keep making noiseck until you pay attention to me. wi, i have tyrus.ention to me. this is my emoji shock. >> this feels right. yeah, right. it's the. it's the. >> it's. oh, i thought it was your foot. sorry. ha ha ha . ha ha >> unnecessary. you would. you don't want an emojunnecei. you know, i'm a grown man. yeah. yeah, i don't emoji. i've never emoji two friend in my life. i either talk to them or ignore it. >> that's true. i've never said you said it about emoji me ever. first of all, with my plus size hands, i'm trying to push the button, end up, send the wrongon vegetable and never see me again. so know you wanted to send u wothe eggplant, but yeah.w yo >> you know what? i blame the parents on this one. hmm. they saw those glasses? yeah, it was glasses. the. and they're like the. his father has a sense of humor. he, you know, he wanted to be good in school, so he put the nerd glasses on him. and so be mad at mom and dad. but again, if i have kidshave k idand i'm hard on them all theia time. so, you know, this is at good idea,i but i don't know if apple will do it for him because he's not claiming some for notm of gender atrocit, bro. >> so. oh, he has to identify as a son or something like that. so unfortunately, just because he's asking, you know, tha he project give him an a in grade, but also tell him life's tough man is going to get tougher than that. >> it up. yeah you know, that's true up.h >> he's not part of an aggrieved group yet. there's still time. it's jusgrieved t. i don't know. i can't answer that question because you're too young que. >> i'll say that for what'st' his face. he does he have a good point, ort is he just looking for attention? i thought teddloy when i readd the article was like a grown man. >> and i'm like, oh, whatever. it's another sensitive kid. >> but what teddy hasn't learned yet is after the age of 20, being called a nerd is the biggest flex. like my parents have been that lucky that i was a nerd growing up instead like what are kid- my s going to be n to you about like haha, teddy's so smart, he got sucouh good grade and he frickin works for google. what a loser. yeahgo, he hasn't realized whate compliment it is. >> all the billionaires were nerds all the billions.comp it's a badgeli of honor and i when a badgeli of honor and i they were poor. jimmy, is this like the modern version of carly simon's sorsion of carly simon's >> you're so vain. you're so vain. you probably think this emoji is about you pro to go to emily's. i get it. how to losa e a guy in ten days. see, that is that reference itself is beyond me.lo >> it's a lot.ere ar e there's two camps on this. >> some say you shouldn't haven' the bucktoothed emoji, some say you should. >> the correct answer is who e cogiverrecs a i? all right. it's like we're putting way toow much weight into the wrong thing. >> so what in an emoji has noben bearing on the reaeal world? if it dig l d, you and i would be going to a man's baby shower this saturday. it d saturday. saying it doesn't matter. that's the point. thethat is true. sho >> my mom's baby shower, my emoji. do you want to know? yeah, sure. >> m from the heart, though.>> g i didn't try to be, like, fliprs my favorite thing in the world to do is to smoked is a cigar. >> so i chose a cigar because it takes me to a happy placeit plus in she increases my chances of getting a date with monica lewinsky. hanc oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. so everyone got emoji besides getting ame? >> i'm jewish. yeah. you have an emoji choice i regret ever with me.h moni i'm a narcissist. my pronouncas are now,unce a your highness. and i'm a queeren. >> my god, i'm wearing it wrong. yeah. um, i'm just going to wear this the rest of so wr very.onf so >> i didn't realize i wass on with a white meghan markle. all right, we got to move on. tu up next, trump calls out ampn actor who used to have find me a pot of gold streaming exclusively on fox nation. show me the great. the robertsons are back with all new episodes. what you got ain't half the sultan boot full of new adventures. >> so where did you come? >> you find wooly mammoth, too, and new legacies. >> my daughter is getting married. came over on all the tables. >> there's no changing anything. a duck, family, treasure, new episodes streaming now on fox nation starts streaming on fox nation starts streaming for just 1999, a yea >> sign up today.ot hey, i just go at a text fronymm my sister. >> you remember rick, 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political rally. yeah. and the audience was s theo up. >> yeah, it was the best way he describe his speech is like , getting woman pregnant on ah. pullout couch. >> it's just confusing. its to the fact that thatusing. is confusing. you know what i'm saying? yes, i did. >>what ii understand.t of >> just it's a lot of what have you said? a lot of what has a lot of room for dumb excuses. exactly. like pull out couc. reg: exah. couch so i wish she would have had. a pull out speech because it was awfud l. >> but again, this is the problem. yeah, you can't beat trump at n'this. ro no.ts no.ts he wants to go one on one, why don'ont run? >> the democratic party could use some help. i would love to see that he, ths has. >> yeah, you know, there you go, jimmy. this is like a sad thing i because it's like when you invest meaning into an acto meanir because of their great roles, and then you find out he's just another whiny cran k. s just another whiny cran it's i mean, it's like, i don'tw know, i 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like him in movies. emily and also he's on the upnd also he's on and they're on the way down. it's like they cross paths and they know it. >> is that a fair description? , i don't know, greg. f i feel like there's something we're missing here. i feel like it's almoseel t feel like it's almoseel personal at this point. yeah, maybe like de niro hit a on melania or trump hit on his wife or one of the 35 hit baby mommas. like, there's something more personal goin wife,g on.hae >> so i've concluded there's only one way to hash this out. wa, gentlemen, they needckout. to get in the ring, box it out. and if dana white, ix itf white you're watching this, feel free to set that up. >> i have some experience , tching, sin sports myself. >> i could host it.i coul but, you know, that's how wed settle these arguments nowadays, like with ellen. >> exactlyargument. yes. i mean, new york definitely took it that way. philly took it that waw york ty >> maybe, you know, just put them in the ring and we'll 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scratc good and basy what this book is about. okay. if you wanted basicaat this d to i know you don't care, but thank you for letting me promote this book. it's aboutg how culture and weaponized censorship have broken our campus and society and how we're policing the wrong things. meaning we spend more time policing comedians our than we o the streets. yeah, and a lot of times the superficial victories wee deliver don't actually help the aggrieved communities. take native american mascots . we didn't actually help nativets americans by canceling. the redskins. never mind that we didn't choose native american mascots to mock culture. there's a pride in calling yourself a chief. th a pride mhief. elizabeth warren. >> you know what i mean? so i think thih s an opportunity to give people perspective. >> that's what i was going for. very per succinct.inct you also have a pull quote here from jesse wattersal. i know i know for a fact he did not f read your book. even not not even a page. not even a page. he just like any probably to even write this. >> this was probably he probably had his assistantnn write johnny. johnny is johnny is great. but r speaks truthspeakst. to power. he refers to me as the ratings fairy, which, as you know, andy great for ratings. >> so kudos to you. you're a fairy. thank you. outfs. ou. >> you've seen the outfits. yeah. that's too funny. >> so am i mentioned at all in this book or you actually are. >> and in a flattering way >> you a, a flattering way i do. listen, i thank you. d you have done so. do you think i'd be having thitd ? do you think they would have chose me to have a book ghostwritten with my name on it? weree o have a it not for you. >> i'm kidding. i i wrote it myseln't for f andw because, you know, i'm not hemingway, but i sound like i hang outot at a bar named hemingway is like, you will love this. >> what was your writing? how did you what did you do? a lot of research. was it. i got to be honest. this book would not be 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