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world. hannity and tonight, wedcasti are broadcasting live from bedford, new hampshire. ne the night before the primary. and at this hour, we we are monitoring are what is a hun unity rally in the granite state featurinitheg three forme 2024 hopefuls. senator tim scotfo 202t vivek ramaswamy and governor doug burgum, as they r e with the current gop front runner, donald j. trump. we re going take you there live. he should be taking the stage any moment when the fifth president steps up to the podium. now, in the generalteps up tr election, president trump now leads biden more than ever. look at this morning consult poll 2024 tracking. new nd meanwhile in ne poll,w hampshire, trump is expected to win big in tomorrow s primaries. wheng into mass prim look at thl clear politics average, look at this. t the washington post 16 point lead. according to emerson, he s leading by n post, 16-poig 27 points. the later the latest inside advantage that would be the matt towery poll th
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a dog. yes. yes. he s going to beyes, back here. all right. py new thank you. happy happy new year, everyoneqt wow, it s been quite a year. cue the next show, 2024.02 a look back. yeah, it s been some year that 2024. they went so fast . well so let s look back, shall, ro we? well, first there s this. last year s new year s eve. i m not. i m bored. the maga in. yeah. ha ha ha. i didn t know. green day tribute were a thing.n and theow grey all appear tom middle aged. you go, girlsid. anyway, if there s one thing web learneoud about 2024 is that these so-called punks are about as punk as brit hume in leathe rther khakis. the real rebels don t mimic ese establishment. they actually threaten it like trump or vivek or yes even me. but the fact is, billie armstrong is about as rebellious as your 401k.hell , barbie has more than him. of course, that same night joe had to be reminded of his favorite food. i m curious what sort i menjo of holiday foods have you bee
yak, yak, yak, yak. happy tuesday, everybody so really, it seems 2023 is the year of the protester. ng they seem to be everywhere, blocking traffic, closing bridgeic, closs, chanting at tro station stations. but the joke ske o on them. i travel only by helicopterve . but oh how they love to delay transportation. who do they think they are? mayor pete idiots are throwing tomato soup on paintings, super gluing themselves to the wall. and remember that knucklehead glued who s d hand to a starbucs counter to protest the price of oatmilk? when they called his name, he couldn t even get his own coffee back.-m what is itilk? about superglue, anyway? should only have one purpose. and that s sniffin g. anyway, the more disruptive the protests, the more imbeciles embrace it, even if it hurts their cause. t even so what drives these cs to protest? well, their moms, they simply alienate rather than raise awareness. i mean, do you think this dohelps anyone imagine that they are n