We re building a better future for the city we all love. Ad paid for by reelect mayor london breed 2024. Financial disclosures are available at sfethics. Org. Quip. Free your mouth. A cnn special event. The vice presidential debate tuesday at nine. And now the hbo original series real time with bill maher you doing thank you thank you down there in the middle. Hey. How you doing thank you very much. Wow okay thank you so much. We ve got a great show for you i know it s all right. I don t know what i did this week, but thank you very much. I know i know, it s going to be an exciting time. It s a little more than a month before the election debate is tuesday. Are you excited about that really okay. You do you. I m not this i thought was kind of juicy. J. D. Vance, he s in the debate. He s the vice presidential candidate. They got his text messages. Now, you know before he was on the trump team, he compared trump to hitler, said trump was like hitler hitler turns out in his private text m
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Im Judge Jeanine pirro, along with harold Ford Jr. , jesse watters, gillian turner, and greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in new york city, and this is the five. Please welcome Kamala Harris [cheers and applause] can you feel, can you feel the joy rising in here . I can. Judge Jeanine Lord help us. Kamala harris getting the Softball Sit down of the century with Oprah Winfrey. The Media Mogul hosting a starstudded Town Hall for the Vice President , inviting a bunch of fallen fawning alist celebrities to kiss her Butt And Act like they are so excited. Hello, president harris. [cheers and applause] 47 days. 47 days. Ive always been a fan of kamala. Everyone is so energized. In this campaign, to beautiful, wonderful Kamala Harris. Judge jeanine for all of that hollywood glam couldnt save kamala from being her usual Train Wreck self. Harris painfully rambled through the simplest questions about the economy and The Border. It even force oprah at one point to swoop in and bail her out. Yours is a story
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