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And you say, yeah, but he Once bailed me out of jail. Er or someOne might say that Jesse Watters is an. And youre like, okay, youre right. Look, we dOnt care if our lawyer doctors in a whole i thats factored in and its often a plus. T i dOnt wanT To enter a court. And the other side grins when they see my attorney wanT Their to get puckered like a childs face when tastinga a Dill Pickle for the firsT Time. And id rather whe have an can get diagnosed my appendicitis over texT Than doctor with a great Bedside Manner who misdiagnosed my rash. And now im being sued by the rockettes. G sued so are you democrats watching . I hope this helps you understande r yo. Us. We do our besT To understand you. Maybe now youll d the Favor And Theyll Trump Lawn signs. You keep stealing let go, ted. I guess hes as fun as a barrel of mOnkeys that died because they wer diee in a barrel. Actor, writer, Comedian Jamie Lissauer seeking out Spin A roulette wheel. Erin p republican strategist On-perrine'>AarOn Perrine sued her husband and will have to make suregos, two people dOnt eat legos. New york times best sellintimg Author And Fox Ontributoru-kat'>News COntributoru Kat timptof. And bigfoot calls him reallyly bigfoot. New york times best selling author, Comedian New and former Air Travel are are part of the reasOn jamie, the showsmie, i successful is that we make fun of your terrible life. Care to add Anything Else . Well, it just made me think that One time i bought a cow and some guy took the milkught. Yeah, i get it. I repeated the bad. Man. Is it my Milk Man . Who was my Dad Heatedly . I will say i feel like theres a little bit of Truth Bt to that joke. Not about me, but i feel like One thing that really does Thing Thatw from others i is i feel like theres a genuineness to it, and i feel like theres so muchgenuinen its fake to watch some of these interviews. And i feel lik to wae us, You Ko of geT To know us and i feel like youre allowed to say us not like andnd its this scripted thing. I sincerely believe that i was in a Coffee Shop and Somebod Syo up to me and they go, hey,go hey i recognize you from gutfeld. And i go, thats so cool. And they go, is it are you real . Is that a real charactert or. And they go like, are you really from alaska . Are you really brokelly . Are you really divorced . And do you really nevert get laid . And i said, let me tell tel you something. Do you thinkl yo i could make up any character thaT Those would be the attributes i would choosed . E yo but but i think itlet is because you let people be real people and like, i cannotpp watch some of those guys. Were super funny guys like fallOn. I think hes off and nows n hes not even On fridays anymore. Yeah, theyre showing repeats. Which did you guys see . Kamala harris came out and said, theres nothing wrOng with repeating something. T and then she went On to say, theres nothing wrOngrOng with repeating something. And Huckleberry Finn said that in One interview. They were like, you know, its just like you guys have an agenda and its like youre inn like an echo chamber. And hes like, its not an echo chamber. And i ber. M in my heart. Its not an echo chamber,d but On the ratings. And im happy to be a part of. Thank you, jamie. Not anwell, those are some seris jokes, aarOn. Hes a serious. He is. T i find thaT Thats the biggest Hurdle Whehee Whn dealing with. A say, the other side is the minud reading, because its hard to argue with somebody who already knows where they know what youre thinking. Its because a lot in the mediar its a and a lot, espeh On the lefT Wing, just parrots the Talking Points of democrates. They take what ive worked On The Hill before. Ive worked in president ial s. Paign ive seen Nancy Pelosi say something On a camera, and then i have heard Hostscampai Nancy i repeat it verbatim as On<\/a>e. Scientists have discovered whaT T<\/a>hey call a third state of existence, somewhere between life , death. No kidding. Democrats to the secOn<\/a>d On<\/a>-attempt'>AssassinatiOn<\/a> Attempt<\/a> On<\/a> trump by turning down the rhetoricp by by comparing the former presidenT T<\/a>o mussolini in a rare sign of unity, Maxine Waters<\/a> has offered a schedule. F is nexT T<\/a>ee time. The biden administratiOn<\/a> has promised to beef un P Securityem<\/a> for President Trump<\/a> using the same agents that Protectsame Kamala<\/a> from reporters. A neighbor of the accused gunman says the family was weird and kept alive hoarse theiR Home<\/a>. Further proof thaT T<\/a>he Suspect Ughter<\/a> ] unstable. Gre its okay to boo that On<\/a>e. I felT T<\/a>he same way and investigated. Immigr the immigrant crisis in springfield, ohio, reveals that autringfielohioo accidents have increased four fold. I didnt know the haitians were all women. Both sexes would say. Rfk jr is being investigated for Allegedl Iy<\/a> cutting off the head of a Whale Carcass<\/a> 20 years ago. But it appears Joye Bejar<\/a> is doing fine. You people meeT T<\/a>here. I wanT T<\/a>o meet him. Ohio governor mike dewine. That recent Bomb Threat<\/a>s reve all been hoaxes with mosT T<\/a>he calls to springfield traced to this individual. You see, because of declining the meat company, p Boars Head<\/a> has announced ghey will stop makin liverwurst. This means war, said On<\/a>e main. Hillary clintOn<\/a>s fourth memoir is coming ouT T<\/a>oday. There are as many accounts of here ccount life as there ar. The similarities there. A de brought a dead mank to back to Life And Hillaryha<\/a> brought a live man to a prisOn<\/a> and had him hung. And On<\/a> msnbc, On<\/a>'>Hillary ClintOn<\/a><\/a>. T On<\/a>ald-trump'>DOn<\/a>ald Trump<\/a>. A danger to our country. Meanwhily. E men are calling Hillary A<\/a> danger to their. Terrible. All right. So according to nielsen, en, more Democrats Tune<\/a> in to gutfeld than the typical l shows like the On<\/a>ightt-show'>TOn<\/a>ightt Show<\/a> show, jimmy kimmel, real time with Bill Maher<\/a> and the daily show. Apparently, my good looks are far strOn<\/a>ger than pa than partisanship, but i realize with Great Power<\/a> comes greatea respOn<\/a>sibility. So tOn<\/a>ight, i wanT T<\/a>o take some timt Respght E<\/a> to to the Ds Watching<\/a> what makes us different. Leng what makeT T<\/a>his our attempo tOn<\/a>e down the rhetoric. First, we doric. Not read minds. We cant begin to predictn what youre thinkingto. D however, you guys tend to do that all the time. Ra somebody says crime is out of cOn<\/a>trol, you say, well, hes racist. If someOn<\/a>e says we neeif someOn<\/a>s border, you say hes racist. ,if a dentisT T<\/a>ells you tos Ras Brush<\/a> your teeth, you say hes racist. Why must my teeth be sost Whit Me<\/a> . Of course, trump is always racist. Rememberp is when he said this d i got involved with the because the taliban was doingll the Killining Ang<\/a> and . Ea is the head of the taliban. He is still the headaliban of te taliban. And i told, dOn<\/a>t Do Itul<\/a> anymore. You doo it it anymore. A youre going to have problems. And he said, why do you send m a picture of my house . O figu i said, youre going to have to figure that out,. At outand for 18 mOn<\/a>ths, we had nobody killed. I hes racist, said the mind reader. Trump referred to Muslimss Ra<\/a> as abduls. He also invented ahead of the taliban. NoT T<\/a>he name of the taliban. JusT T<\/a>o be clear, he just like ,named him. Hes such a hack. He the most makicked obvious name to make up for hea the head of the taliban module. Instead of talkingchaotic about disastrous, chaotic withdrawal, she turned iT T<\/a>o the Fac T<\/a> that he invited the taliban to camp david. And he started talking about. Gre of course, trump was referring to the actual talibag On<\/a>, Whosl Name<\/a> is. I guess its weird having a presidenT T<\/a>hat remembers peoples names. Or maybe was a lucky guess. It was either that or steve. H buT T<\/a>he critics dOn<\/a>t care because they know whats bu Trumpst Carebecause<\/a> tinged. But how do you know whats you in our heads every time we dOn<\/a>t agree with you . The implicatiOn<\/a> is that were evil tha. Ed that way, theres no need to debate unless the Moderators Ale<\/a> On<\/a> your sidedebate, erator. Also On<\/a> the right, we find everything funny. E dOn<\/a> and even if we dOn<\/a>t like get your jokes, we dOn<\/a>T T<\/a>ry to get you fired. We chang d, we the channel. Viewe thanks for all the viewers. Jimmy kimmel. BuT T<\/a>he lefT T<\/a>he left sayst a that we punch down. But with comedy, youre supposed to make fun of Everythinomede G.<\/a> And also, im five foot five. Every punch ive ever thrown is up. Well, except for that On<\/a>e time, dana got a little mouthy with me at a bennigans. Of course, todayt. , On<\/a>'>Punching DOn<\/a><\/a> has been reversed by granting special benefits On<\/a> groupt says traits. For instance, the left says you cant mock Womens Y<\/a> looks. Then they mock melanias. My respOn<\/a>se to that is whyyour would you call his show the view when your hosts completely block it . Were also partial a institutiOn<\/a>s call old fashiOn<\/a>ed thinking. Older generatiOn<\/a>s either figured that On<\/a>'>Stuff FashiOn<\/a><\/a> or their society collapsed. This is Wht Ory People Hearing D<\/a> classic phrases like why buy the Cow Ife<\/a> by can geT T<\/a>he milks free . Because it makes sense. And cows c,. The challenge for a dem is how do you change the World Withoutr<\/a> destroying its foundatiOn<\/a>s . Theres a lot of Goodes T<\/a> , there electricity, meritocracy ,celibacy. Now, without. Progress may be slow, but without republicans, polic you could end up with rash policies that lead to crime, homelessness lea crime, and noT T<\/a>o tax. Its why righties dOn<\/a>t embracef gender. A normal Life Cant<\/a> be had if youre introducing Variablee Ca<\/a> had is undermined. Order. Child has enough challenges alreadalready. Y, so when you set parents upset, its not because theyre transphobic. They just wanT T<\/a>hey ar their ki to experience life aT T<\/a>he right age. I didnt know what ae at was til i was 27. S 27 now, what about hoaxes . To find people hoax drinking, bleachw , Hunters Laptop<\/a> is fake hoax all misreported by your media providers, yet you still trusT T<\/a>hem. Thats like getting On<\/a>ing'>Food Lik PoisOn<\/a>ing<\/a> at a restaurant, but you keep going back. What are you On<\/a>ing'>Ig FoodisOn<\/a>ing<\/a> n le with diarrhea . But youre just being used likei i used to tweeT T<\/a>aylor swifT T<\/a>o make Martina Navratilova<\/a> jealous. It works. However, we dOn<\/a>t have thatral u liberal luxury of accepting hoaxes. Wexuaccepting fiave to do the homework to debunk them. Finally, those of yoy those U Mk Trump<\/a> is in a hole, even a threaT T<\/a>o democracp isy. Ge it almost gets him killed On<\/a> a regular basis. Abut calling someOn<\/a>e an has no effect On<\/a> men. Weve all it all our lives. Refer youre a coworker. Jim is a reaedl, and youre like, i know, but hes our best sales rep. Your wife might say. Your friend vic is a. And you say, yeah, but he On<\/a>ce bailed me out of jail. Er or someOn<\/a>e might say that Jesse Watters<\/a> is an. And youre like, okay, youre right. Look, we dOn<\/a>t care if our lawyer doctors in a whole i thats factored in and its often a plus. T i dOn<\/a>t wanT T<\/a>o enter a court. And the other side grins when they see my attorney wanT T<\/a>heir to get puckered like a childs face when tastinga a Dill Pickle<\/a> for the firsT T<\/a>ime. And id rather whe have an can get diagnosed my appendicitis over texT T<\/a>han doctor with a great Bedside Manner<\/a> who misdiagnosed my rash. And now im being sued by the rockettes. G sued so are you democrats watching . I hope this helps you understande r yo. Us. We do our besT T<\/a>o understand you. Maybe now youll d the Favor And Theyll<\/a> Trump Lawn<\/a> signs. You keep stealing let go, ted. I guess hes as fun as a barrel of mOn<\/a>keys that died because they wer diee in a barrel. Actor, writer, Comedian Jamie Lissauer<\/a> seeking out Spin A<\/a> roulette wheel. Erin p republican strategist On<\/a>-perrine'>AarOn<\/a> Perrine<\/a> sued her husband and will have to make suregos, two people dOn<\/a>t eat legos. New york times best sellintimg Author And Fox<\/a> On<\/a>tributoru-kat'>News COn<\/a>tributoru Kat<\/a> timptof. And bigfoot calls him reallyly bigfoot. New york times best selling author, Comedian New<\/a> and former Air Travel<\/a> are are part of the reasOn<\/a> jamie, the showsmie, i successful is that we make fun of your terrible life. Care to add Anything Else<\/a> . Well, it just made me think that On<\/a>e time i bought a cow and some guy took the milkught. Yeah, i get it. I repeated the bad. Man. Is it my Milk Man<\/a> . Who was my Dad Heatedly<\/a> . I will say i feel like theres a little bit of Truth Bt<\/a> to that joke. Not about me, but i feel like On<\/a>e thing that really does Thing Thatw<\/a> from others i is i feel like theres a genuineness to it, and i feel like theres so muchgenuinen its fake to watch some of these interviews. And i feel lik to wae us, You Ko<\/a> of geT T<\/a>o know us and i feel like youre allowed to say us not like andnd its this scripted thing. I sincerely believe that i was in a Coffee Shop<\/a> and Somebod Syo<\/a> up to me and they go, hey,go hey i recognize you from gutfeld. And i go, thats so cool. And they go, is it are you real . Is that a real charactert or. And they go like, are you really from alaska . Are you really brokelly . Are you really divorced . And do you really nevert get laid . And i said, let me tell tel you something. Do you thinkl yo i could make up any character thaT T<\/a>hose would be the attributes i would choosed . E yo but but i think itlet is because you let people be real people and like, i cannotpp watch some of those guys. Were super funny guys like fallOn<\/a>. I think hes off and nows n hes not even On<\/a> fridays anymore. Yeah, theyre showing repeats. Which did you guys see . Kamala harris came out and said, theres nothing wrOn<\/a>g with repeating something. T and then she went On<\/a> to say, theres nothing wrOn<\/a>grOn<\/a>g with repeating something. And Huckleberry Finn<\/a> said that in On<\/a>e interview. They were like, you know, its just like you guys have an agenda and its like youre inn like an echo chamber. 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U the have you been watching . Old vhs Copiesold Vh<\/a> of. Faces of death, the On<\/a>es you were in. This informatiOn<\/a> also came up, and hillary has a solutiOn<\/a> for thaT T<\/a>oo cam hillary. Who there are americans who are engaged in this kind of propaganda and, whether they should be civilly or even in some cases, criminally, is something that would be a better being jailed for misinformatiOn<\/a>. Well, i guess On<\/a>'>Bill ClintOn<\/a><\/a> will never call you pretty, aarOn<\/a>. I basically shes saying, you go to jail for things that she doesnt like. Yes. I mean, and in way she its not just what she says. She she says its pretty scary. Threats to democracy. You take your first amendment and shove it. Yeah. Yeah. Tak this is what democrats do, though. But its very funny listening to On<\/a>'>Hillary ClintOn<\/a><\/a> cause shes sittin democbut itsauseg, they dOn<\/a>t follow. They dOn<\/a>t follow a narrative. Y On<\/a>follow-athey'>DOn<\/a>follow Athey<\/a> need to follu this dangerous narrative about On<\/a>ald-trump'>DOn<\/a>ald Trump<\/a>. Turn On<\/a> the tv. Its cOn<\/a>sistnarrativ ump. Sternly talked about. And then she hits the media again and says they jump from story to Storyand Sa<\/a> fro. Yes, maam. That is called covering the breaking news On<\/a> a campaigy. Trail. ThaT T<\/a>hat is noT T<\/a>hem being nefarious. That is them actually doin Iem G<\/a> their jobs, which is, hey, if Gi Something<\/a> happens, were going to make sure the american to the about it. That is why there is a traveling Press Pool<\/a> covering both the president and the viche ,the united states and both campaigns, because people wanT T<\/a>o know whatscampaign going. And while you may not like the headline hillary, the fact is thaT T<\/a>he american, hi Fac Pei<\/a> know whats going On<\/a> with their leaders. And part of the proble Theirm Ah<\/a> of the many problems with the Joe Biden Debate<\/a> versus On<\/a>ald-trump'>DOn<\/a>ald Trump<\/a> Wae Bis<\/a> the white House Ps Pool<\/a> came out and said theyre not letting us in the room. Said they is said and theand Th Mikes<\/a> are muted or something goes On<\/a> in the room, we cant give you accesnes ar s to informatiOn<\/a>. And what do you know . That was joe biden, the president of the united states,yoat who did noT T<\/a> the White House<\/a> Press Pool<\/a> in that day. If were going to be talking about how thingsd T Leess<\/a> be c, democrats, lets take a mirror and look at ourselves On<\/a> this On<\/a>e. A look a im catch is four me. Thats amazing. Many ha how many of you read . Yeah, nOn<\/a>e. Yeah nOn<\/a>e, y. 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Channe first of all, theres nothing wrOn<\/a>g with a hallmark channel. Yeah, its very upsetting. Its the On<\/a>ly channel in the Can World<\/a> you can find a attractive 40yearold. Attractive 40 y wow. Thats noT T<\/a>rue. Theres attractive 40 year oldse attr everywhere in their towns. And if you watch the Hallmark Movies Fo<\/a> i like i do, you know that for some reasOn<\/a>, every woman in the Town Isn Ev<\/a> Years N<\/a> with a lot of makeup, work, and works in a Coffee Shop<\/a> coff in the their huge state to get iT T<\/a>ogether. That is true. Thats they theyve always bee. You know its come from somewhere else. But for some reasOn<\/a>, like they were just a little better On<\/a>ly get wrOn<\/a>g. The On<\/a>ly thing wrOn<\/a>g with the man in the cityma is that he has to work sometimes. Yeah. Yeah. And its always dean cain. So we love him. Were and i. Were working On<\/a> a specialng were going to be two buddies, two detectives in hallmark. Theyll faster than the speed of bullets. That is nice. Came i dOn<\/a>t know where this topic to talk about hillary. Shes got four memoirs. Yes, exactly. And they all they all and every On<\/a>e of her memoirs is frustrating because nOn<\/a>e of them end with her being president. Becaf themh exactly. Why thats why she has to keep writing them. O, im you know, im still mad abouthe the hallmark thing. All all right. You know whats interesting,t y. Jamie yeah. Not you. She said. She said that you should take whatever trump says literally, not figuratively. But so when he says, oh, ill be. Yeah, be a dictator for daying o On<\/a>e, hes going to be dictator like sheeple and like that. Shes telling people to be crazy. Whats infuriating is that any Human Being<\/a> knows that hes mostly jokin thag. All the things thaT T<\/a>hey tell him to take literally. And its this totally upsets me to hear come out like this because i loved her in those Frog And Toad<\/a> books whenpc i was growing up. And its like just very upset her in Memoi R.<\/a> Okay, i have some more questiOn<\/a>s. You guys have written a lot of book. Firsguysa T T<\/a> of allof, the mem is called something lost and Somethinng Losg<\/a> gained, whi, is so weird. Thats the exact same names th of chris christies. Remember, it was called something lost and something gained Calg Lost Y<\/a> of my job and \u00a350. And then kind of. Can i ask a real questiOn<\/a> . Sure. Do you shouldnt. Okay. She wrote that last memoir its On<\/a>ly been like a little while. And then theres another On<\/a>e. Yes. But i dOn<\/a>T T<\/a>hink she she dit d yeah, i know. So, like, what is the new memoir about just her, lik e, Moir Write<\/a> in the memoir . Yeah. Yeah. And then the end is like, like, i finished the memoir. Im just saying, like, theres more. Theres not enough to. Like, if i write a memoir, im going to waiT T<\/a>ill all my mOn<\/a>ey is gOn<\/a>e. M yeah. I mean, so ill be coming out with it next week. All right. 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Like like, i dOn<\/a>t. I dOn<\/a>T T<\/a>hink Thats Evern<\/a> th happened, except maybe On<\/a> the in the movie speed, too,p right . Oh, was it speed On<\/a>e . Yeah. Literally, when weees were grow up it was a a thingerg that someOn<\/a>e would do On<\/a> a fridayup to get everyOn<\/a>e out greg of school. Exactly right. Or if like ectly Mber Thi I<\/a> thi, so the flight doesnt leave. Right. I feel if you wanted to bomb a building, your numbering On<\/a>e priority would be not letting them know exactly. Yeah, i think that would be a big thing. Jamie, have you ever called in a Bomb Threat<\/a> . Your whole life has been a bomb. Yeah. Yeah, im always. I call every Comedy Club<\/a> before i come. E. We dOn<\/a>t know whats going to happen. I tell them, and iwhats. Ough i swear i thoughT T<\/a>hat bomb thing. Ive been thinking about it all day. The Bomb Thingb E<\/a> been. I was like p, our peopleo that plant bombs, are they just, like, bad at Keeping Bombs<\/a> . Lan yeah. 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So to say always joke. The thing that i always love about bands when On<\/a>g'>Something Goeah WrOn<\/a>g<\/a> is they use the phrase, you know, mental Health Or Exhaushet<\/a> gin, right . Because just saying someOn<\/a>es being an is just not descriptive. Like there was a lot of whatnots in this whole thing Becauss E<\/a> there was both sides of it. One side was his Side Wasoo<\/a> thaT T<\/a>hey were playing too loud. And he had a sore throat. Yes. Was hurting his Voicd Hea Soreet<\/a> but. I but when you watch it, he is in an argument with the entiret, frOn<\/a>t row while theyre playing because theyre like, you and ill kill you. So, i mean, it didnt really starT T<\/a>here and i guess seems his voice is getting it seems to be a lot of problem of all these older rock bandso. What was Mick Jagger<\/a> and everyOn<\/a>e else saying . Because this new genre of these older guys like motley Crue Hate<\/a> when the Lead Singer<\/a> hi, m when he sings its like, emily, come in. I think its Something Called Drugs<\/a> or is it not doing ugs anymore . Maybe. But definitely Perry Farrell<\/a> was On<\/a> somethingbe. S of w he was drinking big bottles of wine. Thats the problem with being a stars theit jamie. Your its good that you remain obscure. Yeah, because if jamie. You happen to embarrass or bottom out, its not going to be in public. Like, ift its that was just in a peopl bar. Maybe 20 people would have seen hin him with would end up On<\/a> like maybe Surveillance Video<\/a> On<\/a> instagram. But here its On<\/a> a highly rated show called gutfeld and takeover. Its a very good point. This happens to me every week and no On<\/a>e knows. You knowan, its more complicatd with me because people people are, you know, are like Wey Cant<\/a> ask for our mOn<\/a>ey back because take it for free. Is there any wayauseckets youe tO R<\/a>efund us our time . 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Do you know what . If someOn<\/a>e goes, you wanT T<\/a>o go to a cOn<\/a>tract . Wheu what iwaf we just play d and you spill beer On<\/a> me . The best part is you said play i cd. Did i say . Play the cd . Ge thats funny. Oh, man. Boy, you are old d. AarOn<\/a>. What . You are good at spitting. E gowhat should they say is thie is this band dOn<\/a>e . Can they geT T<\/a>hemselves out of thi s. Oh, the band can definitelyit get itself out of it. Its a band. Bands are always big emotiOn<\/a> and big feelings and all these really Rock Stars<\/a> are just andan like, its all just emotiOn<\/a> On<\/a> that stage. Stageah, if Cooler Headse<\/a> prevail and if people need to get help, hopefully they can do that in the banhopefulld. Come back Tomorrow Ordy<\/a> back late, noT T<\/a>omorrow, but later On<\/a> when everybodys feeling better. s feebut i going, Everybody Fel<\/a> better. Just move alOn<\/a>g here. I On<\/a>-t-know'>DOn<\/a> T Know<\/a> On<\/a>'>Janes AddictiOn<\/a><\/a>. The On<\/a>ly reasOn<\/a> i know any of them is because Dave Navarr<\/a> a used to be married to Carmen Electra<\/a> and they had a Reality Show<\/a> essentially like jes the precursor to jessica simpsOn<\/a> and Nicolas Shays<\/a> newlyweds On<\/a> mtv. You that On<\/a> i think like a s a seasOn<\/a> or wow, its a marriageeaso last. Yeah no i know that itsar eo a Rock Star Emotiotin<\/a> thing you know so cat day, Perry Farrell<\/a>, apologize, buT T<\/a>hey canceled their future gigs. Is there any hope for this banis there anyand . Ugh. I feel like its rough because, i mean, they must have lost out On<\/a> a loT T<\/a>henmOn<\/a>ey. They were broken up for t a while. Like, theyre like, oh, buT T<\/a>hen the mOn<\/a>ey was too good. Well geoo goodT T<\/a>ogether bac, o this, well make some mOn<\/a>ey. And he just couldnt hold iT T<\/a>ogether it. Have t you dOn<\/a>t have to like Each Other<\/a>. You have to pretend to like Each Other<\/a> for a coupl each youe but he couldnt even dobu that. And i think thaT T<\/a>he Reasot Henm<\/a> they playing loud is because from what i hear, he was hear aT T<\/a>he ibling a lott shows, or i thought it was drunk or what, but rambling and appeals like, oh d, like, shut up. You dOn<\/a>t have to not. Be able to pretend to get alOn<\/a>gy with that much mOn<\/a>ey On<\/a> the line. Its like, mann , you know what it is . Its ego and substances. Yeah, but also the Lead Singer<\/a>s usually has the most mOn<\/a>ey. YeathOn<\/a>eyh so he didnt needt as badly as they did. Its like a lot of these guys depend On<\/a> the Lead Singer<\/a>. If he doesnt show up, you dOn<\/a>showt have Show And Heo<\/a> like, hes worth tOn<\/a>s of mOn<\/a>ey. With lollapalooza so he didnt really wanT T<\/a>o lead. Singer says theyre going to go solo. Do you think the lead just starts crying. Yes. You know, when you hear like stare out, youre always like, hes off. 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