My plan is to move to newfoundland to become mayor of a small but fascinating town. The people of have a new neighbor. One of the oldest motorcycle clubs in the country. And the Small Community making a big statement about plastic bags. These stories plus dildos ready for jimmy kimmel if jimmy kimmel is ready for dildo. Yes, he is. Hes never been more ready for dildo. Right, guillermo . Oh, right, guillermos not here because guillermo is in dildo. Hes leading my advance team. And word on the street in dildo is theres a lot of excitement for his visit. Any sign of guillermo yet . Well, caroline, not yet. Were still waiting around to see. But everyones eyes are peeled for guillermo and thats what everyones talking about too. Theyre wondering where he is, when hes going to arrive. Jimmy thats pretty much what we wonder every day here at work. [ laughter ] its like a tropical storm. Anyway, minutes from now we will check in with guillermo, who is in dil we want to hear all about his first
And now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy looking good oh, my goodness. I feel the love. I feel the love. Give it right back to you guys please welcome, welcome, welcome. Please, welcome. Ha a seat. Enjoy yourself welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. Youre watching at home. [ cheers and applause oh, you guys, it was a a beautiful weekend here in new york city. Wasnt it. Steve oh, gorgeous jimmy it was so nice the Prison Guards watching Jeffrey Epsteins cell left for hours to have a picnic steve oh [ audience groans [ light laughter ] jimmy a lot of epstein fans out there . Yeah [ laughter ] but everybodys enjoying the weather. Right noPresident Trump is in new jersey on a 10day vacation white house staffers were excited until they realized they got to spend ten days with mike pence [ light laughter ] who wants to alphabetize some memos . Okay thats right, this is trumps august retreat or as he calls it, my augus
See how investing with a j. P. Morgan advisor can help you. Visit your local chase branch. Where families are saddened and disapointed by the verdicts of the ghost ship trial. Hundreds turn out to honor the victims of the boat ship tour. New at 11 00 intense backlash over a plan that would have forced some north bay homeowners to rip up their sxlan plants and trees and replace them with gravel to prevent wildfi wildfire. They say it goes too far. Were live now in mill valley with the story. Reporter good evening, dan. Its important to keep in mind that mill valley is considered a very high fire risk area. The city has taken many steps to keep the community as safe as possible. This ordinance being one of them. Still, the backlash so intense. There was an overflow crowd inside this meeting. The City Council Ultimately decided to amend it. It was a heat start to an already heat Mill Valley Council meeting. An overflow crowd hoping to speak with the citys vegetation ordinance which would
Hes going great. 100 seasons, which seems like enough, right . I think we get it now. Quick question for those of you in our studio audience. How many of you are on vacation right now . [cheers and applause] the reason i ask is because weirdly, its become unusual, according to a study done by the u. S. Travel association, more than half of American Workers do not use all their vacation days, which is confusing, because based on what i see on instagram, it seems like all anyone ever does is go on vacation. But they say that last year alone, u. S. Workers left almost 800 million days of vacation on the table. They didnt take those days off. I guess ferris buehlers sacrifice meant nothing to us at all. The only american whos really using his vacation is donald trump. The president has been [ applause ] i have to hand it to him. He has been very hard at work not working lately. The first item on trumps schedule today, and this is true, was at 11 45. People who work at marijuana dispensarie
You dont have them, you cant win. Well, i won, you know, and ill win again. This country is allowing great wines but we have great wines, too. Were not the fools anymore. Were not the foolish country that does so badly. China very much wants to make a deal. They want to make a deal much more than i do. Hes actually an incredible guy, hes a great man. Thank you, you take care of yourself. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, mexican standoff. Plus stephen welcomes samuel l. Jackson, and former secretary of Defense Ash Carter, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ek city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen whoo hello cheers and applause thanks, everybody thanks so much please have a seat ladies and gentlemen, welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen in my official capacity as a late night host, tonight i declare that the state of our uni