And tonight, a new chapter in bidens illegal immigration s crisis. People from haiti. They are now appearing off the Coas Gration M Haitt of florida, Incg One Group on a Boat Stockede Gr with firearmous drugs. Governor ron desantis will join us to respond. But we begin with our top story out of Fulton County, georgia, ourtonight where disgraced antitrump District Attorney Fani Willisti Trum Haw turned the Atlanta Court system into nothing but a jokthe. Onigt now, today, the Superior Courtin judge in this case, scott mcafee, all but Accused Willis of lying, corruption and frankly, gross o this conduct. He slammed the, quote, financial of impropriety surrounding her illicit affair and comingling of finances with the outside counsel counse that she hired with hundreds of thousands of dollare hires of Taxpayer Funds to help prosecute. Of course, donals tod trump. And now he called her bizarre outburst during testimonyssiona unprofessional. He accused both willis and her lover, nathal n wad
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happy wednesday. so last night, new hampshire clarified few things for us. first, that donald trump will probably be the republican nominee t donald for 2024. true, that s as much a lock as president biden making up a new word, floating. a donald trump let out a valuable lesson. don don t met national memorial work unless you want to spend e benefio get. wait, what was that?t less let s it exactly.on don t give a microphone to someone with dementia. an the second lesson that dana perino will never be welcomea new hampshire again. dana, that was a water fountain, no was at a bad day. e now, somehow nikki haleyho came out and gave a victory speech, which is kind of like the hindenburg declaring buctory over fire. but, wow, she s doing like a speech, like she wonoing a. said, wow, she s doing like a speech like she won. she didn t win. she lost. this is no.t typical victory speech. but let s not have somebody le a victory when she had a very bad night. she had a very n
happy birthday, everybody. thank you.ha so disney has announced the next star wars movie will be directed by a woman. adm oh, you heard that right. disney admitits they define def a womainn, but the new director is not just any woman. no, she s sharmeen obaid-chinoy annoy, a pakistani canadian feminist activist. ofs you know exactly the kind of person that star wars lectchise needs. the kind whose idea of fun is lecturing you about oppression, welcoming dandruff out of her armpitsf . not heard somebody like that.t h that fancy. i save that one. ant the star secree star wars audience is mostly male. and by mostly i mean. so here s sharmeen in 2015 talking to jon stewart about how she interact s with that horrible gender with the y chromosome. e me i like to maken men uncomfortable. i enjoy making men uncomfortable. see, that explains why jon stewart looked so comfortable. well, no doubt she s made plenty of men uncomfortablene, y especially the ones that own disney
founder of this party, .com, michael loftus, she s got the glow of a radiologist glow who won t wear her little aproo . fox news contributor dr nicole saphier is gathered more facts than a chinese spyin balloon. fox news contributora sp and washington times opinion editor charlie hurt and she s rottweil got the bark of a rottweiler. but the plight of a pug fox news contributor catell. okay, before we get to some news stories, it s friday, so let s do this. gregs leftovers. yeah, sits leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and just like when greg does it, it s my first time reading these. here we go . a late night game of monopoly in brussels reportedly ended in a samurai sword fight, injuringe two people on the bright side. experts say it s the first time anyone has ever finished a game of monopolygame. strewth, a new study of single people found 44% doubt they lld ever find the one. the reason many stop looking for the one and found the five . yea