[ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh my goodness, thank you very much, i love you oh, i love you please have a seat thank you very much. I love you welcome, relax, enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for being here thank you for watching at home you guys [ cheers and applause im very excited about this. It chapter 2 comes out this weekend. [ cheers ] when they heard that, actual clowns were like, oh, come on i was just starting to get work again. I mean come on [ laughter ] lets get to some news here. I read that President Trump promised that if hes reelected, hell build 500 miles of border wall yep, and if hes not reelected hell just draw a wall with a sharpie. [ laughter ] but this is odd. [ light laughter ] i didnt do it. Thats the way the wall was. [ laughter ] but this is odd right here, the Trump Administration Just Announced that theyre rolling back efficiency standards for lightbulbs it was a confusi
She took her mom to the museum of ice cream in los angeles. Yes, thats a real thing. Check out katy inside. Shes covered in sprinkle. A very sweet way to celebrate. By the way, katy has a lot to celebrate, a new album and tour. And the big story today and i mean big a possible seat at the judges table of the new American Idol. Are you ready to have some fun . Katy perry kicked off the Music Festival in los angeles on saturday, one day before a report surfaced that shes in talks to be a judge on American Idol. The revamped competition will debut on abc in march of 2018 and today in a press call, original network fox couldnt help but throw shade on the quick tv comeback. Telling reporters, quote, it felt to us sitting in those initial meetings like it would be extremely fraudulent. To bring the show back quickly. Meanwhile, katys recent move a power move in the voice versus idol battle. Former idol contestant Jennifer Hudson who will be a voice coach in the fall, avoided talking to repor
She took her mom to the museum of ice cream in los angeles. Yes, thats a real thing. Check out katy inside. Shes covered in sprinkle. A very sweet way to celebrate. By the way, katy has a lot to celebrate, a new album and tour. And the big story today and i mean big a possible seat at the judges table of the new American Idol. Are you ready to have some fun . Katy perry kicked off the Music Festival in los angeles on saturday, one day before a report surfaced that shes in talks to be a judge on American Idol. The revamped competition will debut on abc in march of 2018 and today in a press call, original network fox couldnt help but throw shade on the quick tv comeback. Telling reporters, quote, it felt to us sitting in those initial meetings like it would be extremely fraudulent. To bring the show back quickly. Meanwhile, katys recent move a power move in the voice versus idol battle. Former idol contestant Jennifer Hudson who will be a voice coach in the fall, avoided talking to repor
Magic mike. I wish trump were my father. Froze my eggs in hope he would one day father my children. Smart jill. Just like smart to fire comey and let comey find out by watching tv. Im learning the following people have been fired. Congratulations sean spicer, ruth bader ginsburg. John mccain. Nikki haley. Chuck schumer. The white house guard dog that ate his big mack and jill news lady, me news good are you trumps wife . If youre a woman under 35, the answer might surprise you. Welcome to the late show with Stephen Colbert welcome Danny Mcbride, Jane Krakowski and musical guest metallica, featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen thank you. Thank you so much please have a seat. Welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Well, ladies and gentlemen, ive got good news and bad news. The bad news the Washington Post reports that trump revealed
July, they had to start from scratch. But before they did, they installed numerous security cameras and hired a different security firm, which was to patrol the site 24 hours a day. Sotits hard to understand how someone can get in and start a fire with so much protection but i hope the cameras will help us. Julys fire generated a 15 Million Dollar loss and holliday thinks saturdays fire will be similar, but he says thats not going to stop him from getting this development built. Sotvery very frustrating but i just cant quit because i cant let somebody of some people throw a wrench into this grant breaking news out of washington dc. For the second straight week. Shock waves are revurburating through the political world. Where there is a report out tonight that President Trump shared highly classified information about an Islamic State plot with russian officials. President trump met russias foreign minister and the Russian Ambassador to the us last week at the white house. According to