About the inconvenience of staying at home, there is one thing that can make it a lot worse. And that would be if the wifi goes out. God forbid. Could you imagine . I dont know what id even do. Id probably just go to a rave and surrender to the virus. If someone ao c between wifi and Running Water right now, i would drink my pool. My daughters and i played animal crossing all day yesterday on nintendo switch. Have you seen this game . All right. Theres nobody here. Anyway, shout out to tom nook and timmy at the shop. But my point was the internet is still chugging along. Its providing us with hundreds if not thousands of entertaining videos to make the days shorter. So many of you have been coming up with and sharing fun and unusual ways funusual ways to pass the time. And tonights is a good one too. This is our quarantime killer of the night. Quarantine party jimmy its like a Party Version of silence of the lambs. I like that. Well done. You know, for a lot of people like myself today
[ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh my goodness, thank you very much, i love you oh, i love you please have a seat thank you very much. I love you welcome, relax, enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Thank you so much for being here thank you for watching at home you guys [ cheers and applause im very excited about this. It chapter 2 comes out this weekend. [ cheers ] when they heard that, actual clowns were like, oh, come on i was just starting to get work again. I mean come on [ laughter ] lets get to some news here. I read that President Trump promised that if hes reelected, hell build 500 miles of border wall yep, and if hes not reelected hell just draw a wall with a sharpie. [ laughter ] but this is odd. [ light laughter ] i didnt do it. Thats the way the wall was. [ laughter ] but this is odd right here, the Trump Administration Just Announced that theyre rolling back efficiency standards for lightbulbs it was a confusi
50 years ago on november 13th a baby was born and that baby went on to gain more than 180 pounds and its me, i guess. Yeah, its my birthday tonight. I turned 50. Thank you. Im not as excited about it myself but i appreciate the enthusiasm. I got so many balloon texts this morning. My phone actually floated away. It was ridiculous. Thats how i started my day. And the show tonight will be almost a complete surprise to me. My coworkers have been planning this and plotting for months. They keep giggling and whispering behind my back. This must be what its like to be donald trump at the white house. I tell you something, it feels no idea to know whats going on. Guillermo, this must be what its like for you every night. Guillermo yes, yes, jimmy, yes. Jimmy what i do know is that ben affleck is here. I have only one specific request for my birthday and that was the music, ever since cleto stole their music from a boat he broke into, sitting in with the cletone cletonee, say hello to huey lew
Baby was born and that baby went on to gain more than 180 pounds and its me, i guess. Yeah, its my birthday tonight. I turned 50. Thank you. Im not as excited about it myself but i appreciate the enthusiasm. I got so many balloon texts this morning. My phone actually floated away. It was ridiculous. Thats how i started my day. And the show tonight will be almost a complete surprise to me. My coworkers have been planning this and plotting for months. They keep giggling and whispering behind my back. This must be what its like to be donald trump at the white house. I tell you something, it feels no idea to know whats going on. Guillermo, this must be what its like for you every night. Guillermo yes, yes, jimmy, yes. Jimmy what i do know is that ben affleck is here. I have only one specific request for my birthday and that was the music, ever since cleto stole their music from a boat he broke into, sitting in with the cletone cletonee, say hello to huey lewis and the news and the drummer
70s. Decided to take a walk on the beach, big mistake it was colder with the sea breeze. You will experience that today, as well. Everybody climbing in the 70s the exception the jersey shore thanks to the sea breeze kicking in later on. Clouds increase today, showers and thunderstorms develop this afternoon, as a matter of fact Storm Prediction Center issued a slight risk for Severe Weather with the entire area the exception being the jersey shore, we run the risk of seeing strong gusty winds and scattered thunderstorm and small hail and drenching downpours and cloud to ground lighten strikes. Clouds and sun, thunderstorms late, 70 degrees is the forecasted high. Ill focus on the timing of the thunderstorms when i see you in ten minutes. Gray. Thank you for the update. You can keep up with the changing weather conditions at 6abc. Com, there you will find the sevenday forecast and live look at Storm Tracker 6 live double scan radar head to 6abc. Com weather. The time 9 02 a. M. Happenin