cheers and applause stephen welcome to the colbert report audience chanting stephen thank you, thank you so much cheers and applause thank you, ladies and gentlemen thank you cheers and applause thank you. Im glad to hear that your spirits are up because i come to you tonight with terrifying news the internet is under attack shut off your smartphones, close your laptops and remain focused on your tv. laughter unless youre watching me online right now, in which case, to keep you safe, im going to close all your other tabs. Here we go. Youre welcome. Hey, folks laughter we cant be too careful, because your frenemies in china are spin ago worldwide web of lies. Jim . The u. S. Cyber war escalating to a whole new level. For the first time ever, charges filed against Chinese State officials accusing them of espionage. The hackers working on behalf offto the Chinese Government specifically to pilfer information from u. S. Companies. Five officials work for a supersecret spy cell known as uni
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cheers and applause stephen welcome to the colbert report audience chanting stephen thank you, thank you so much cheers and applause thank you, ladies and gentlemen thank you cheers and applause thank you. Im glad to hear that your spirits are up because i come to you tonight with terrifying news the internet is under attack shut off your smartphones, close your laptops and remain focused on your tv. laughter unless youre watching me online right now, in which case, to keep you safe, im going to close all your other tabs. Here we go. Youre welcome. Hey, folks laughter we cant be too careful, because your frenemies in china are spin ago worldwide web of lies. Jim . The u. S. Cyber war escalating to a whole new level. For the first time ever, charges filed against Chinese State officials accusing them of espionage. The hackers working on behalf offto the Chinese Government specifically to pilfer information from u. S. Companies. Five officials work for a supersecret spy cell known as uni
Stephen welcome to the colbert report audience chanting stephen thank you, thank you so much cheers and applause thank you, ladies and gentlemen thank you cheers and applause thank you. Im glad to hear that your spirits are up because i come to you tonight with terrifying news the internet is under attack shut off your smartphones, close your laptops and remain focused on your tv. laughter unless youre watching me online right now, in which case, to keep you safe, im going to close all your other tabs. Here we go. Youre welcome. Hey, folks laughter we cant be too careful, because your frenemies in china are spin ago worldwide web of lies. Jim . The u. S. Cyber war escalating to a whole new level. For the first time ever, charges filed against Chinese State officials accusing them of espionage. The hackers working on behalf offto the Chinese Government specifically to pilfer information from u. S. Companies. Five officials work for a supersecret spy cell known as unit 61398 believed to
Youre welcome. Hey, folks laughter we cant be too careful, because your frenemies in china are spin ago worldwide web of lies. Jim . The u. S. Cyber war escalating to a whole new level. For the first time ever, charges filed against Chinese State officials accusing them of espionage. The hackers working on behalf offto the Chinese Government specifically to pilfer information from u. S. Companies. Five officials work for a supersecret spy cell known as unit 61398 believed to be housed in this 12story building in shanghai. Stephen yes, cyber spice its like a regular spy but instead of a tuxedo you wear an adventure time tshirt with nacho stains. laughter the Justice Department has put out this wanted poster to help us identify these dangerous online criminals. So look for it at the post office, when you go pick up your email. laughter and its a true rogues gallery. For instance, gui chunhui who also goes by the alias kandygoo, a clever way to pass for an american, name yourself after ou