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off. politicians are very visible, and they tend to be liars, which is great, so you can really go after them. it s making me angry, and i feel like screaming, but i m unsure about how far my neck veins can safely bulge out of my neck. political humor, now that it s become such a farce, it s hard to out do it. yes, this is real life. this is really happening. . i cannot believe the men and women that we have chosen to be our leaders, you watch the in-house footage of congressional hearings, and i think what sort of empty headed pez dispenser say answer am i watching here. politics is one of the most egregious areas of society, great fodder for society! in the white house, in the oval office on the wall, obama has the original copy of the emancipation proclamation, which i m pretty sure is just there in case the tea party is like we don t think you re free, look at the wall. politicians are so loathsome, but we re stuck with them. we can t prosecute all of them