Afternoon. This i thought was interesting. She did it, she signed her name one letter at a time, using a different pen each time. She used 22 pens to sign her name. What is going on . Did she get an endorsement deal with bic . Its hard to argue youre not enjoying the impeachment when you turn it into a calligraphy class all of a sudden. Speaking of pelosi, she named impeachment managers including jerry nadler, adam schiff, and newly available red sox manager alex cora joined the team. They really want to win this. This is big stuff, only the third time in American History articles of impeachment have been sent to the senate, which means starting tuesday donald joanna trump will become the first former steak salesman to be tried for abuse of power and obstruction of congress. Senate Majority Leader Mitch Mcconnell insisted the trial will be fair, there will be arguments there will be evidence, and there will be a verdict, just not necessarily in that order. Most republicans Mitch Mcconn
The nominees for the 92nd annual Academy Awards were revealed. It was a big day for 1917. The year, not the movie. Though the movie too. [ laughter ] 19 of the 20 acting nominees are white people. No women were nominated for best director. Thats fewer minorities than in Donald Trumps cabinet. [ laughter ] the movie cats got shut out. So no cats were even nominated. Actually, universal, the studio that made cats, pulled the movie from oscar contention. Which is always funny. They probably didnt need to do that. [ laughter ] thats like mike pence pulling out of contention for a soul train award. Its unnecessary. Double congratulations to Scarlett Johansson who got her first and second ever nominations today. [ cheers and applause ] for Marriage Story and jojo rabbit. Best supporting actress and best actress. Renee zellweger was also nominated for best actress for her role as judy garland in the biopic judy. Which as far as i know does not exist. No one i know has seen that movie. [ laugh
Joining us. Very kind. Another star day in washington, d. C. If you watched the news at all, you know the house today officially handed over the articles of impeachment. Speaker of the house nancy pelosi signed the paperwork this afternoon. This i thought was interesting. She did it, she signed her name one letter at a time, using a different pen each time. [ laughter ] she used 22 pens to sign her name. What is going on . Did she get an endorsement deal with bic . [ laughter ] its hard to argue youre not enjoying the impeachment when you turn it into a calligraphy class all of a sudden. [ laughter ] speaking of pelosi, she named impeachment managers including jerry nadler, adam schiff, and newly available red sox manager alex cora joined the team. [ laughter ] [ applause ] they really want to win this. This is big stuff, only the third time in American History articles of impeachment have been sent to the senate, which means starting tuesday donald joanna trump will become the first f
[ cheers and applause ] we are right smack dab in the middle of summer, and that means among other things Tropical Storms are on the way. Theres an especially interesting one working its way through the caribbean right now, Tropical Storm don. According to the weather channel, Tropical Storm don is not a threat to the United States. Unless it runs for president. Then it will be a disaster. [ laughter ] but the funny thing about it is the name of the storm, theres no connection to the president. They come up with these names for these storms way ahead of time. This just happened to be the next name in the rotation. What makes it even weirder is the name may have set for the next big storm in the Pacific Ocean and im not making this up, will be hillary. [ laughter ] Tropical Storm don and Tropical Storm hillary. This election is never going to end. [ laughter ] meanwhile, Tropical Storm don jr. Is headed toward russia right now. [ laughter ] no one knows why. [ cheers and applause ] did
Musical guest tinashe, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 650 san mateo, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy ah, that is a hot hot crowd. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] you made it. Youre here. You made it. Thank you for being here. Guys, heres what people are talking about. Baseball season is almost starting, you guys. Im very excited about this. [ cheers ] yep. Teams. Teams. [ laughter ] but listen to this. The white house says President Trump will not throw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals game. [ audience oohs ] apparently trump was afraid of hurting his tweeting arm. [ laughter ] thats a concern. [ applause ] thats a concern. Actually, they said trump had to cancel because of a a scheduling conflict. When asked if they could change the date of the game the nationals said, we already did so he w