the doctors really performed miracles very i would like to thank all the guest host who di a great job while i was gone. do not adjust your televisio screen, greg did not get more ridiculously good-looking. we have this stage crew remove the sippy cup because i don t spill or be like president bide without. it s a book that no one is buying, click the plus paretsky it s the. their bill was set at $0 which is the same value as greg s autograph. nice penmanship. sure, the readings plunged, it was an embarrassing disaster and we ended up having to let g all of them. at least they thought of doing the whole sure shirtless. boy did i miss you guys. what i didn t miss was the news. nothing calms your senses like total news blackout rate it beats an alcoholic blackout, right, jb? i don t know what he s talking about. in fact, i realized when you don t look at the news it s lik one of those i exam it only matters if you re told to look at it. when there is no news, you find
[scattered applause] security is supposed to stop her at the door, who can say no to that smile? so is our friend from alaska, jamie lasalle. [scattered applause] sarah palin once said of jamie s career, i can t see it from my house or anybody else s. so what was one of the most repeated phrases in last few years to describe america? other than china s bitch? how about polarized? every expert in media crank says we are at each other s throats and maybe it s true if you re on a new york city subway, or worse, married to this. but for the most part, if you go to the gym, the supermarket, or the park, anywhere jamie sleeps, you ll see people getting along buried americans pretty much get by on the universal belief leave me alone unless i ask for help and i will do the same. if it s the same words kat says to her tapeworm. we know your secret. so why the perception that we hate each other? the belief comes from the top of a pile 50 feet high. press, which which is the least popul
Thats right. Thats right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank for your underwhelming response. Happu for y monday, everyone. Y d lets do some jokes. Donald trumps ex attorney, cohen, took the stand today in the hush money trial. We dont have Footagtodae Becaun cameras arent allowed in the courtroom. In the cou of cohenaget leaving and having lunch with your. Meanwhile, also in new york. The new play, coproduced by hillary, is bombing on broadway. [ all right. Yeah. And like her husband, bill,t shes not very good at filling seats. Do you know what that means . I dont. According to a shocking new study, many patientsaccordi on life support actually recover. So there should never be a rusah to pull the plug. Finally, some good news ford joe bidenen. In an from 2018 reveals that actress Stormy Daniels maw y be lying on the stand about her sexual encounter with donald trump. He encouleaving her with egg onr face or something similar in the interview. Intervie daniels insisted it wasnt a me too situ
[ cheering and applause ] thats right. Thats right. Thank you. Greg inc. You for your underwhelming response. Happy monday everyone, lets do some jokes. Donald trumps exattorney Michael Cohen took the Stand Today And Hush Money Trial period we dont have footage because cameras arent allowed in the courtroom that we have footage of cohen leaving and having lunch. Greg the new play coproduced by Hillary Clinton as bombing on broadway. [ applause ] greg unlike her husband bill shes not very good at filling seats. Do you know what that means . I dont. According to a shocking new study many patients on life support actually recover so there should never be a rush to pull the plug. Finally some good news for joe biden. In an interview from 2018 reveals that porn actress Stormy Daniels may be lying on the stand about her sexual encounter with donald trump. Leaving her with egg on her face or something similar. [ laughter ] greg in the interview daniels insisted it wasnt a me to situation but
Welcome back to the weekend, everyone. Prosecutors in donald trump trials that they could rest the case as early as next week. This after Stormy Daniels testified. Criminal charges dont hinge on Stormy Daniels testimony. This case is about concealing the Hush Money Payment that went to her. That is how Michael Cohens testimony will come into play and he is expected to take the stand on monday. Joining us now are our guests who are with us. Its so good to see you. If someone was not watching this week, if they were not following it be right be by be, what was your big take away from this we cracked i think a few things. Monday, Stormy Daniels let the headline grabber this weekend but monday was important because we saw some ploys from the Trump Organization to walk through some of the documentation. And how it traveled its way through the Trump Organization. And then down to the white house were checks for side and came back up. That is really important because this case really does hin