Time time time time time greg yeah. Did you ever wonder how local news becomes national . It napped montgomery, alabama. A cityowned river boat tried to dock in its designated spot along the water front but a pontoon boat was mored there they asked the pontoon owner to move but when they were asked to move the owners were happy about it at all and then this happened. Mind you what youre about to see is disturbing. So if you have children in the room, punch them hard in the face as a diversion. Get out the way [screaming and yelling] greg well, thats disgusting. Appalling. And when im disgusted and appalled, i need to see more. Oh, new angle. Check the two guys in the water, make sure nobody drowns. Hey, hey, hey oh, my god that hurts. And then more people jumped in to defend the guy and it turned into quite the melee or what the irish call, friday night. But its what the rest of us might call just plain good tv which explains how this quickly went from a local story to a national one.
archer said bought the influence because it was the presence of look who i can get on the phone. that s all they needed. so i can t figure out why everyone s having such a tough time making some sort of connection. greg: it s because they just don t want to, right, kat kat: yeah, the way biden reacted to peter doocy asking that question is the way every guy reacts when confronted with cheating. like i can t believe you asked me that. i heard you called her 20 times. why did you ask me that question? he deflected it. he attacked the question rather than answering the question. again still nobody s answered my question, i don t know, martha you can take this free one if you want, did anybody else in the meeting call their dad? or was it just the guy whose dad was the vice-president? martha: i like how they cut his pay in half when his dad left the office. like how much more do you need
long. seems too long. like i thought side effects had to be negative. greg: you know, you bring up an interesting point kat: you know what s weird is those aren t very good jokes but whenever there s a subject about literally any other story you have like ten boner jokes. jamie: but when it s about a boner i have nothing kat: did you just crack under the pressure. tyrus: it s the fear of the unknown. you want the spider to bite you and you don t want the spider to bite you but there s a chance the spider could bite you and somehow you could walk around the rest of your life ten hutting everybody, it might just be crazy enough to work. greg: you know what he has. tyrus: a kickstand. greg: no, when it comes to born jokes he has performance anxiety. it s okay. we ve all been there. it s all right jamie. martha: just say austria. jamie: isn t schwarzenegger from austria? greg: exactly. it s not real. we ll be right back. [cheers and applause]
greg: i know, i know. all right. kat, did she say in iing that made sense? kat: yeah, i think that wearing a mask at home could be a good idea for some people. like if you re feeling ignored by your spouse, start wearing one around the house, they ll probably start asking you some questions about your life. greg: why are you wearing a mask kat: yeah, exactly. no one sees you they ll definitely be like what is going on with you. greg: do you think the mask companies are behind this, martha? the big mask. martha: probably. probably they re feeling sad because you see them all stacked up everywhere all the mask boxes that no one touches anymore. i think i m just going to go reverse on this. i think i m going to start wearing it all in my car by myself. i feel like if i do that i could be giving something back to society and i could end this thing once and for all. greg: yes. tyrus: greg, i would like to change my answer. greg: yes. tyrus: i think if you live
arrangement. but somebody had to go. martha: these people are not the best us and go out on a limb and say the pontoon boats are not the best and when they got handcuffed they were totally like yeah that happened. greg: i want to relive that stage of my life where you get arrested and you re like, yeah, just another day. martha: just sitting on the dock. greg: jamie did that remind you of how your divorce jean yeah, yeah. greg: you didn t see that coming. jamie: this really hit home. i now only have half a pontoon boat. it really was, though, i loved it. it was like watching mma where no one trained. you know? and you re right about the netflix people watch this more than i have a tv show on netflix, it took a year to write. i should have just fought tyrus. that would have been too short. tyrus: maybe build your way up. [laughter] jamie: for the finale.