shocking. the super bass-o-matic 76. got to get the laughs. we re not even going to have sex that many times again to be honest. it s one of the funniest things ever, and it s really real. i m sorry, we re experiencing technical difficulties. it s so revolutionary. and that completely changed my life. my experience with late-night television was all about my relationship with my dad. my dad was a comedy maven. he would say all right, you can stay up late to watch johnny. because he knew how much it meant to me. he d always say we ll just watch the monologue. i understand we have a special group tonight of little league mothers here. who brought a couple of old bats along also. they d go to commercial and he d say let s just see if they do carnac. a 100-yard dash. a 100-yard dash. he was funny and he was sharp. he had this aura about him. what happens after you eat a 100-yard prune. johnny carson was not black or white or asian or he was f
we re not even going to have sex that many times again to be honest. it s really real. i m sorry, we re experiencing technical difficulties. it s so revolutionary. and that completely changed my life. my experience with late-night television was all about my relationship with my dad. my dad was a comedy maven. he would say all right, you can stay up late to watch johnny. because he knew how much it meant to me. he d always say we ll just watch the monologue. i understand we have a special group tonight of little league mothers here. who brought a couple of old bats along also. they d go to commercial and he d say let s just see if they do carnac. a 100-yard dash. a 100-yard dash. he was funny and he was sharp. he had this aura about him. what happens after you eat a 100-yard prune. johnny carson was not black or white or asian or he was funny. and funny i think trumps everything. he was just part of culture. i thought that johnny carson came
let me give you a little piece of advice. you you keep using language, like that, and you re going to find yourself out of a job. it s not necessary to salute, sir. just your hand over your heart is enough, when we come on. he was funny. he had this aura about him. the killer whale relieved himself on your carpets. he is the king of late night. but he was still a loner. it never occurred to me that there would be other talk shows. ladies and gentlemen, the reverend dr. martin luther king. the tension was wonderful. are you really, all, truly idiots? or is it me? but it was going to be shocking. got to get the laugh. we re not even going to have sex that many times again, to be honest. it s one of the funniest things ever and it s really real. i m sorry, we re experiencing technical difficulties. it s so revolutionary. and that completely changed my life. my experience with late-night television was all about my relationship with my dad. my
doing. we could have had it all and then late night is hit with the biggest challenge it has ever faced. time for social distancing, pack your things and go they were always in your home, but now you get to be in theirs. my first guest tonight, as you can see is mr. bubble. people were just like everything in the world sucks right now. i needed this so much. just swing for the fences and see how many lives you can ruin. something has changed. you can t ignore it. stop saying this is not who we are and start asking what can i do to change it. cutting the cord to the cable company or the satellite company is a terrifying prospect. my presidency entering the fourth quarter, interesting stuff happens in the fourth quarter. very few people leave the game when they re on top of their game, and that s what jay leno did last night. in 2014 as jay leno retired, there was definitely a more dissipated, fractured late night environment. this idea of late n
got to get the laughs. we re not going to even have sex that many times again to be honest. it s really real. i m sorry. we re experiencing technical difficulties. it s so revolutionary. and that completely changed my life. my experience with late night television was all about my relationship with my dad. my dad was a comedy maven. he would say all right, you can stay up late to watch johnny because he knew how much it meant to me. he d say we ll just watch the monologue. i understand we have a special group tonight of little league mothers. who brought a couple bats along also. they d go to commercial, and he d say let s just see if they do karnak. a 100-yard dash. a 100-yard dash. he was funny and he was sharp. he had this aura about him. what happens after you eat a 100-yard prune? johnny carson was not black or white or asian or nothing. he was funny. and funny i think trumps everything. he was just part of culture. i thought that