A bunch of news that just makes you want to try is only too depressing. Could the change of season be the reason why . Some news helps you unwind this year . Stupid. But you know. Yea. Yeah. Yeah. Ye a. You ever wonder how Localever News becomes won . Abama. It happened in montgomery, alabama, a Cit Y Riverboat tried to dock in its designated spot along the waterfrontt. But a pontoon boat was moored there. Cops say the captain of the riverboat asked the pontoons owners to move, but was ignored. And when a deckhand of the riverboat washed ashore to move the smaller boat fromke owners werent happy about it at all. And then this happened. Ure mind you, what you are aboutse to see is disturbing. Room so if you have children in the room, punch them hard in the face as a diversion to work three reinforcement. Oh, well, thats. Appalling. And when im disgusted , appalled, i need to see more. , you have a new angle tactiy to get that water on your ground. Oh, my. oh, that hurts. And more people
Time time time time time greg yeah. Did you ever wonder how local news becomes national . It napped montgomery, alabama. A cityowned river boat tried to dock in its designated spot along the water front but a pontoon boat was mored there they asked the pontoon owner to move but when they were asked to move the owners were happy about it at all and then this happened. Mind you what youre about to see is disturbing. So if you have children in the room, punch them hard in the face as a diversion. Get out the way [screaming and yelling] greg well, thats disgusting. Appalling. And when im disgusted and appalled, i need to see more. Oh, new angle. Check the two guys in the water, make sure nobody drowns. Hey, hey, hey oh, my god that hurts. And then more people jumped in to defend the guy and it turned into quite the melee or what the irish call, friday night. But its what the rest of us might call just plain good tv which explains how this quickly went from a local story to a national one.
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