Daily show. My name is jon stewart. Tonight, our guest very exciting, from a show called the goldbergs, actor jeff garlin. cheers and applause first, now that Hillary Clinton and several republican candidates have thrown their hats into the ring, the 2016 election season is finally in bloom, like a beautiful flower that costs billions and billions of dollars and ultimately smells like bleep . laughter the election season flowers is really one of your lesdesirable flowers. And even though there is still an ungodly amount of time before the election, rrptz focused on mostly bigpicture issues. Would you attend a gay wedding . If a samesex couple invited you to their wedding, would you go . If you had a loved one or friend getting married in a samesex wedding, would you attend . The question is would you attend a gay wedding . laughter . Jon if you cant handle these questions, how are you going to handle putin asking you to go to a gay wedding . How are you going to handle that . laughter
Hats into the ring, the 2016 election season is finally in bloom, like a beautiful flower that costs billions and billions of dollars and ultimately smells like bleep . laughter the election season flowers is really one of your lesdesirable flowers. And even though there is still an ungodly amount of time before the election, rrptz focused on mostly bigpicture issues. Would you attend a gay wedding . If a samesex couple invited you to their wedding, would you go . If you had a loved one or friend getting married in a samesex wedding, would you attend . The question is would you attend a gay wedding . laughter . Jon if you cant handle these questions, how are you going to handle putin asking you to go to a gay wedding . How are you going to handle that . laughter yeah. This election is going to boil down to who do you trust to pick up the phone at 3 00 a. M. And r. S. V. P. To a gay wedding. laughter but that is how far gay marriage has advanced in this country. Compare that to the ques
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