Dont touch your face. Goodnight, everybody [ cheers and applause announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers chat and music from keith urban. From mo willems and the story time allstars, actress and comedian, Rachel Dratch featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now seth meyers. Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre all doing well tonight and lets get to the news President Trump said in an interview yesterday that a Coronavirus Vaccine would be available, quote, within a matter of weeks. Yeah, but how many weeks is this like one of those deals when parents talk about their babies now how old is caden hes 59 weeks. Thats right, President Trump said in an interview yesterday that a Coronavirus Vaccine would be available, quote, within a matter of weeks. Trump loves to talk about everything in weeks. The vaccine is coming in weeks his Healthcare Plan is coming in weeks. Pretty soon his rally crowds will be chanting 208 more weeks im just kidding abo
Trevor this is so unfair. Parrots just repeat what they hear, so if theyre cursing, its not their fault. Its the zookeepers fault for letting them watch the president ial debate. By the way, we hear the parrots cursing because they can learn english. You realize other animals are cursing all the time, too, right . Theyre all locked in prison. Thats what a zoo is, and they didnt even chit crimes. Every time you hear a lion roar, its another one going i want my ~bleep its the circle of life why is the zoo removing the parrots . Are you insane . This sounds by far like the best zoo you can go into. You know where i can see a bird that doesnt curse . Literally anywhere. I get you want to shield the children from it, make it an adults part of the zoo. Do you remember president obama, yeah, is nice guy america was with before she got catfished . Well for people who missed the 44th president of the United States, heres a way you can keep a little piece of him with you at all times. Rare items
Somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick can it off with subway, the most popular place to eat after losing a custody battle. While america may love subway, looks like some other countries are having a hard time swallowing it. Subway one of the most recognizable sandwich shops was told its not even serving bread, at least according to ireland ireland Supreme Court. The Supreme Court said the sandwiches like the meatball sub doesnt have bread because its coo sugar ri. Ireland awrves a zero tax rate for certain foods like regular bread if it meets certain requirements. Trevor are you serious . According to irelands Supreme Court, subway bread is not actually bread because its too sugary and i am willing to bet subway is happy to have this be their big controversy. Yep, our bread is too sweet. Thats the scandal you should think about when you think absubway. Make it the sop search result for subway scandal. We deserve it sweet bre
Can go from survive these historic sent back until the job only what it takes to beat. Special coverage on aljazeera. As coronavirus by its millions of people worldwide lose their jobs long founds are leading to layoffs whats the social and political fallout how will the job market ever recover this is inside story. Hello welcome to the show im sam hes a dan hundreds of millions of people around the world have lost their jobs as a result of the pandemic but the uns labor agency is warning the Global Outlook could be much worse as current figures exclude workers in the socalled informal economy well that includes migrants and shift laborers in the developing world to freelance and Service Industry staff taking unprotected jobs in wealthier economies the International Labor Organization Says 1600000000 of them could suffer massive damage to their livelihoods this means half of the Global Workforce im not sure if jobs will reappear once the crisis is over i have not had any in kong since.
As corona virus bites millions of people worldwide lose their jobs sounds are leading to layoffs lots of social and political fallout how will the job market ever recover this is inside story. Hello welcome to the show im sam is a than hundreds of millions of people around the world have lost their jobs as a result of the pandemic but the uns labor agency is warning the Global Outlook could be much worse as current figures exclude workers in the socalled informal economy well that includes migrant and shift laborers in the developing world to freelance and Service Industry stuff taking unprotected jobs in wealthier economies the International Labor Organization Says 1600000000 of them could suffer massive damage to their livelihoods this means half of the Global Workforce im not sure if jobs will reappear once the crisis is over i have not had any in kong since. They all marched and im just like trying to survive we dont have an income when we were told that. Go home and stay honk we a