Somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick can it off with subway, the most popular place to eat after losing a custody battle. While america may love subway, looks like some other countries are having a hard time swallowing it. Subway one of the most recognizable sandwich shops was told its not even serving bread, at least according to ireland ireland Supreme Court. The Supreme Court said the sandwiches like the meatball sub doesnt have bread because its coo sugar ri. Ireland awrves a zero tax rate for certain foods like regular bread if it meets certain requirements. Trevor are you serious . According to irelands Supreme Court, subway bread is not actually bread because its too sugary and i am willing to bet subway is happy to have this be their big controversy. Yep, our bread is too sweet. Thats the scandal you should think about when you think absubway. Make it the sop search result for subway scandal. We deserve it sweet bread thats our thing shows you ireland and america are dealing with very different issues right now. Americas Supreme Court is on the brink of striking down healthcare and abortion rights and ireland Supreme Court is, like, this bread, its a wee bit sweet. Ill have to look into it. Did i mix the flour with the sugar . Three cups of sugar as opposed to flour . Dont know about that. Moving on to news from the animal kingdom. If you are bringing kids to the zoo, you may need to cover their ears at the the parrot exhibit. Foul mouthed parrots at the zoo big in trouble for swearing at people. Five african parrots were donated to the lincoln wildlife park in the same week. The birds quarantined together but staff said the parents were swearing and cussing at each other and visitors who starred cussing back. The zoo removed the par lots rots from public view. Trevor this is so unfair. Parrots just repeat what they hear, so if theyre cursing, its not their fault. Its the zookeepers fault for letting them watch the president ial debate. By the way, we hear the parrots cursing because they can learn english. You realize other animals are cursing all the time, too, right . Theyre all locked in prison. Thats what a zoo is, and they didnt even chit crimes. Every time you hear a lion roar, its another one going i want my ~bleep its the circle of life why is the zoo removing the parrots . Are you insane . This sounds by far like the best zoo you can go into. You know where i can see a bird that doesnt curse . Literally anywhere. I get you want to shield the children from it, make it an adults part of the zoo. Do you remember president obama, yeah, is nice guy america was with before she got catfished . Well for people who missed the 44th president of the United States, heres a way you can keep a little piece of him with you at all times. Rare items that belong to brack and Michelle Obama are going on the auction block. The president s number 23 High School Basketball gursy and the schools 179 year book are expected to fetch up to 200,000. Also for sale a vintage black cocktail dress Michelle Obama wore to a Charity Fund Raiser in 2010. This is believed to be the only gown of hearse ever to be offered in an auction. It is expected to sell for up to 70,000. The separate auctions take place in december. The auction house says the obamas did not put the items up for sale. Trevor does this no seem shady . An auction of obama memory peelia but the obamas were not involved . Does obama even know about this . Are they, like and the next item up for bidding, Barack Obamas wallet. And hes watching at home like, what the hell . For real, i think its pretty ballsy selling obamas stuff without his permission. The man has droned people for less. You are taking chances. Some of the items doesnt make sense. Why does anybody want obamas old basketball jersey. He wasnt in the n. B. A. Like paying thousands of dollars for lebrons history test. Thats not why hes famous. But having obamas year book might be cool. It might be a nice change of pace to look through a president s year book for fun instead of evidence. People are willing to pay big money for this kind of stuff and if a year book and old clothes will sell for 200,000, man, the obamas should just jump in. They should have a yard sale, theyd make a killing. Barack should be out in the yard, this cord has been in the family since 2007 and im only asking 0,000 for it. It works but you have to wiggle the thing and it starts charging. Sometimes it shocks, but thats life. Moving on to covid 19. The virus harder to get rid of than a facebook account. Every day, were learning more and more about the virus and who is most at risk. And we all know about the elderly and people with health conditions. But now theres a new risk factor you probably hadnt thought of. Scientists say people who inherited genes in neanderthal ancestors may be more acceptable to a severe case of covid 19. European study links a high risk of hop zigs and respiratory failure to a cluster of genes associated with the neanderthals. Those genes are found in about 16 of european population. Half the population in south asia is now nonexistent in africa and east asia. Researchers are not sure why the coronavirus is impacting these gene tides and say more studies are necessary. Trevor yo, yo, yo, that is crazy. People with neanderthal genes are more likely to be affected by coronavirus . Honestly, this is kind of embarrassing because, now, if you get covid, its your great, great, great ancestor smashed a cave man. How could you, nana . It was a different time back then. He had fire. I was cold. He asked me to come over for cave art and chill. Shhe was so sweet. This was surprising to me. I didnt know europeans had neanderthal genes. This is great news for africans because they have none. Some tude is walk around uganda saying, oooh, who are the savages now . Heres looking at you youre probably wondering whether you have neanderthal genes. Theres an easy way to tell. If theres a guy behind you that looks like a monkey and one in front of you that looks like a human then you, my friend, are a neanderthal. Its science. I dont make the rules. While theres a lot to learn about this disease, there are things scientists are sure abou, washing your hands helps and dont spend a lot of time in unsanitary enclosed spaces with lots of other people. Unfortunately, some people dont like listening to scientists. The white house blocked a new order from the c. D. C. To keep cruise ships docked till mid february. The ships will be allowed to sale after october 31. The c. D. C. Say there have been recent outbreaks of the virus on cruise ships overseas saying cruises continue to help spread the virus even when ships sail at reduced capacity. According to axios, Public Health officials privately complained the thwarting of the cruise ship ban is politically motivated because the industry is big in florida where the election is statistically tied. Trevor corona will be rolling around the ship like jay z in a pimping video. It feels like trump is trying to get people infected. Cruises are legal again and from now on everyone has to cover their sneezes with another persons mouth. I dont care what anybody says, this is clearly a politically motivated decision by donald trump but there must be a safer way for him to win is support of florida voters. Why not give the medal of honor to pit bull or tax credits to anyone with exposed ass cheeks . I dont understand why anyone wants to go on a cruise during corona. Its like boarding the titanic knowing its going to sink. The captain, im going to steer this into an iceberg. I dont care, i just want to meet leonardo dicaprio. Cruise lines are playing chess because they know corona cant hurt you if Food Poisoning from the seafood buffet kills you first. Doesnt make sense for anybody living in america to get on a cruise ship now. This country has a crazy high infection rate. Were all overeating, nobodys sleeping well and were trapped in our homes most of the day. This is a cruise, people. Youre getting the experience for free. Finally, political news after the fiasco that was the first president ial debate, americans everywhere spoke up to say, please we cannot go through Something Like this ever again. And now the commission that runs the debates is taking action. The president ial Debate Commission is promising rule changes after tuesdays faceoff in cleveland. This comes amid the fallout from the first meeting between President Trump and joe biden that was filled with insults and lots of interruptions. Those changes could include turning off the microphone of the candidate not answering the question and then giving the moderator the ability to mute microphones as needed. Trevor okay, okay. Cutting off trumps mike might be a good idea but they shouldnt have told him about it in advance. Because knowing trump, now hes just going to bring his own mic and a portable speaker like those guys on the subway. This next question is for joe biden show time, folks its show time show time i dont know if this is going to work because even without a microphone trump can still find a way to be a distraction without talking. In 2016 he made the ridiculous faces. He lurked in the background like a t rex in a suit. Who could forget his interpretive ribbon dancing. This man knows how to steal focus. They should live his mic on the same way they shouldnt ban his twitter account. I dont want anyone making donald trump seem more sane than he is. Let america see who donald trump is. Open the mic look, well find out soon what the big changes are going to be but one of them has already been announced and i dont know guys, maybe its because we made it but it looks very promising. This guy the president ial Debate Commission has heard your concerns about how the last president ial debate went. Fewer interruptions. Im appealing to you, sir, to do that. Well, and him, too. Thats why weve made small tweaks to the process. The next debate will feature stricter time limits, more moderator controls, and the president will be required to wear a muzzle. He got thrown out of the military and didnt have a job until you became vice president. This has 15 pounds of reinforced concrete to reduce disruptive interruptions. Weve also heard your concerns about the lack of Fact Checking which is why this muzzle comes equipped with a sensor which releases helium gas if it detects falsehood. This is going to be a fraud like youve never seen. And will activate a voice filter that makes donald trump sound more president ial. In many cases radical left. obama voice there is not a liberal america and a conservative america there is a United States of america the president ial debate muzzle, the next best thing to having a normal president trevor we have to take a quick break. When we come back, ronny chieng will try on the suit that stops coronavirus. And then mariah carey is on the show. Dont go away. Taking california for a ride. Companies like uber, lyft, doordash. Breaking state employment laws for years. Now these multibilliondollar companies wrote deceptive prop 22 to buy themselves a new law. To deny drivers the rights they deserve. No sick leave. No workers comp. No unemployment benefits. Vote no on the deceptive uber, lyft, doordash prop 22. One ride california doesnt want to take. Dynanana, nana, nana, eh dynanana, nana, nana, eh light it up, dynamite shining through the city with a little funk and soul so ima light it up like dynamite cause, ahah, shining through the city with a little funk and soul im a light it up like dynamite, whoa the daily social distancing show. Ever since the corona pandemic began, weve heard that life wont return to normal until theres a vaccine. But theres a New Invention that night get us back to life much sooner, and our very own ronny chieng went to check it out i never thought i would say this but after five months of quarantine im actually starting to miss seeing people and going places. I miss going to santa con and our subway rides. My fight club and of course my illegal strip club. I miss everything. Recently a tech company in los angeles released a plan for what they think could solve this problem. Its called the micrashell future suit. I wanted to talk to the genius scientist who developed this technology. And, yes, hes also a deejay and em d. M. Producer who would only talk to me if i dressed cool it has an air tank that goes through a high efficiency filter that provides a safe way of breathing you made a breathable head condom yes. This could be go to a concert. This could be go to a race. Young people is not caringt that much about safety. So unless you make it cool, nobody is going to wear it. Fun and sex appeal needs to be very important with our safety this is like p. P. Evil coachella exactly this is perfect. Has speakers, a microphone to help you communicate with friends and a lighting system to help you express your moods from totally faded to lit a. F. M. Thats not all you have a canister and can fill it with drink or vape so you want to be able to vape in this thing . Yes i dont even vape but that looks cool as hell. Theres another disine feature. The suit only comes to waist level but why . Its a suit that allows you to have sex youre telling me someone would want to have sex with me if i wear that suit . I would think a lot of people would like to have sex with you only because of this suit okay, sold. But there is one concern, how would it work for people who are too cool to go to e. D. M. Raves . Where else can i wear the suit, yoga . Yes black friday sale yes a covid party yes a Cappella Group practice . We spit a lot you could, yes like my a Cappella Group, the suit sounded almost too good singing could this actually work . I had to try for myself and see if people on the streets of new york would embrace this innovation. No, i would not. No. No. I think this is a hard no. No. Why not . It looks stupid. Its not, like, cute. It looks stupid. What about this makes you not want to dance in it . Your face now the. Its perfectly fine. Im sure it is. You would wear this . Yes. Go swimming in this . Yes. Sex in this . No. Would you have sex in this suit . No. Yeah, probably not. Im married. Yeah, butt it might be fun. laughter ill finally settle down and get married so well not have to wear the suit. You would rather get married than wear the suit to have sex. Yes. This protects you against the virus . Is it totally safe . Thats a great question and i probably should have found that out before i put this on. I decided to talk to a science nerd who knows everything about stuff. Epidemiologist saskia. When i first saw it, i thought it was a halloween costume. Its being labeled as personal protective equipment or p. P. E. And thats pretty much everything its not. Could you state your education and how many e. D. M. Concerts you have been. I have a masters in health and infectious epidemiology, a masters in National Security and policy and a ph. D. In Environmental Defense and not been to any e. D. M. Concerts. So youre not an expert in any of this, really. On paper its awesome. It protects you against coronavirus, you can drink in it, it has speakers and you can have unsafe sex safely. Why are you hating on this . This is a great example of being innovative to do unsafe things like a concert. But unfortunately its a filter its saying is protecting you hasnt been approved which means you dont know if its working effectively. If the suit doesnt work, how are we supposed to enjoy live events . We need to stay home. The faster we can get numbers to problem, hopefully the things will be normal. Probably wont be till 2021. Or we get these funky tran suits and party now. I dont think thats going to happen. She left me in serious doubts. If the suit might not protect me, was it even worth going out to a crowded event, listening to terrible music and inhaling toxic chemicals . I wanted miguels reaction. Its good to be crueticle but you need to be critical and constructive. So at least we are trying to figure out the situation rather than just staying on our couch watching tv. Its an ambitious product. I can see my groarmt wearing this. I cant believe you would wear it to protect your grandma at live events. Shes pretty dope. Is she available. Uh i cant tell you. Send me her photo and i will consider your offer. I will think about that. The future suit isnt about air filter certifications, exhaust fan mechanisms and disinfection processes, its a dream for a future in which humans can be together as one again living our lives to the fullest and doing the things we really love without being afraid. coughing trevor thank you. Time for a short break. When we come back, ill speak to the woman who brought us christmas. Mariah carey, people. Dont go away. Our new mcdonalds spicy chicken mcnuggets are just the right amount of spicy. A smalltomedium sprite kind of spicy. A. Lets get a mcflurry after this kind of spicy. But if you get the mighty hot sauce. Its a. 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Were bald everyone said i was crazy. When i started this commute, so fifteen years ago, i got my first subaru and i did it anyway. My outback always got me there. So when it was time, of course i got a new one. Because my kids still need me. And i need them. avo male welcome to the 2020 subaru outback. The most reliable outback ever. Go where love takes you. avo female get 0 apr financing for 63 months on select new 2020 models. Now through november 2nd. Show. Earlier today, i spoke with the bestselling female artist of all time mariah carey. We talked about her incredible career, her new memoir, and so much more. Check it out. Mariah carey, welcome to the daily social distancing show. laughter thank you. Im glad to be here. Trevor i have to say, growing up as one of your fans, i did not think that anything could make me a bigger fan than i already was, but your memoir has the best description i heard from a friend said it the best way, she said it turns you from a fan into a instant lamb because weve all grown up with mariah carey. Mariah carey has sung the sound track to our lives, whether falling in love, having our hearts broken, whether its celebrating christmas, you are synonymous with the lives that weve lived. But you take for granted that a lot of people dont know you and youve written a book now after 30 years in the industry. The first question is why now . Why would you bear something so vulnerable after all these years of being shielded . Well, first of all, i have been working on this book for three years, you know, solidly for three years, and prior to that i wanted to start working on it when i was pregnant, so ten years ago. But it really happened the waw it was supposed to happen. I collaborated with mikalah angela davis who is one of my Close Friends and i feel like we get eacht other on a very specific level and many levels, but it just flt like the felt like the right time because, you know, it is, it is happening because its happening and it was meant to happen and it was a cathartic experience and, again, thats why it took so long. I would have liked to have more time, you know, when youre working on something, obviously, and its perfected and you dont have the deadlines and there it is. But my audio book has been the favorite part of the process, weaving in the lyrics and the melodies and stuff like that. So it is a vulnerable place to be but, in a way, its freeing because without question, they just refer to page 123 or whatever, you knowt what i mean. Trevor for many people, when they read this book, theyre going to learn things about mariah carey that they never even would have fathomed, your honor, because you popped into so many of our lives as this perfectly manicured human being where everything was in place and perfect in the music video. But youve lived a tough life. Youve overcome, youve defied the odds. And one of the things i dont think a lot of people realize about you is you are a master at your craft, not just at singing, but 19 number one hits, and 18 of those were written by yours truly. Yes, and thank you for acknowledging that. Thats been a thing, my true fans know that, and i think thats been i know thats been why our connection is so strong and, you know, that and other reasons because theyre relating to the words that are very personal, not necessarily the big songs that most people know, but, like, the deep cuts and the ones that are featured more prominently in the book where the lyrics are woven into the story or you will go, oh, thats what that meant when she wrote that. Trevor right. You know, so the fans know, but the casual listeners or people who are just like, yeah, ive heard her sing, whatever. I dont know if they know or care to know, if theyre watching this, they will Pay Attention in a different way. But its been my release. So writing this book and working on the audio book and weaving singing and music in with the stories because thats the way its written, you know, so it was really a great Creative Experience for me to be able to combine those things that i love so much and, obviously, with these very personal stories. Trevor when you look at the stories that youve shared, theres no denying, mariah, theyre so personal. Some of them are truly, truly, truly heartbreaking, and i felt almost guilty not knowing this about you and claiming to be a fan, you know. You read the stories and you go, like, man, uh didnt know mariah was experiencing this, and you just know mariah carey through songs or a meme or doing a christmas show. But when we go back to mariah carey growing up in her life, you meet a young girl who is in a world where shes told she doesnt belong. Some people say that she is not black enough, some people say that she is not white at all, and, so, she experiences racism specifically growing up as a child and one of the most painful stories is where you share going to a kids party where you thought you were going to the party but all they did was lock you up in a room and start calling you the nword, that trauma, when you were sharing it, i would like to know how did you deal with that and how did you almost put that in the back of your mind and life while you were entertaining the rest of us in the world . Well, it is one of those things that i really didnt speak about to most people because, in casual conversation or in an interview format where, you know, youve got to get to a lot of subjects and youre talking about an album or whatever, most likely, im not going to dig into my 12yearold past and be, like, by the way, listen to what happened to me trevor right. You know what i mean . And i did push that that particular incident town to the point where, when we were working on the book, i didnt even remember that story until further down the road. Like, it wasnt, like, let me tell you this first story. Like, i really started a lot with my ancestors and kind of exploring different aspects of what they went through and the diversity there, thats kind of, like, shocking to most people because, when you see the physical book, the pictures in the book, people get it a little but more, and i know you understand what im saying. Trevor yes, yes. You know, it becomes a thing where its, like, oh, and i get it now. But youre, like, well, what the hell did you think i was talking about this whole time . But, you know, again, not everybody pays attention. But, yeah, that was a very harrowing experience. I dont know that i ever felt the need to talk to anybody about it because i dont feel like im the only person in the world that ever went through something traumatic, but that was very specific, and i think the reason why most people wouldnt expect it is because, i dont know, because of the racial ambiguity, because of whatever. But, you know, i didnt always have my hair done and makeup and clothes and nice things, you know. I came from a place where i lived in predominantly white neighborhoods with people with nice houses. Im not even going to say predominantly white, they were all white. And there it was to most of them, i hate to use this word, but a mongrel. So they really didnt have a very high opinion of me for that reason. Trevor well, i think thats what makes this book so amazing, to be honest, it shows us mariah carey as a human being. I laughed in the book and there are moments where im crying. There were moments at where i was shocked at how much comedy you have in your life. Youre a very funny person. You use humor in the book to deal with really sad situations. I can relate to that. But i was just like have you been hiding mariah carey the comedienne from us . Is there a big part of your life that is either dedicated or sootesoothed by laughter . Because it felt like that in the book. Yes, i definitely go to the place of humor as opposed to oh, im so sad, im crying, depressed. Thats why labels on people, oh, youre this or that and whatever, you know, i dont its hard. You know its difficult, i dont have to tell you. Trevor right. But i just mean that how do i express it . Yeah, i would rather laugh than cry. And, so, i appreciate, and we were talking about son of patricia and just you as an incredible comedian, and, you know, such a brilliant person, but also i appreciate standup and i appreciate, like, watching you and the complexities that, you know, i know were supposed to be talking about my book, but i have to say that or i would be remiss. Trevor dont go away because after the break well have more with mariah carey. Heres more of my interview with the ledge dry mariah carey. It feels like were getting a lot of mariah carey now. Were getting the book, the audio book and then were getting something i think everybody on the planet will be excited by and thats rarities, a collection of whether its unreleased songs, b sides and just feels like an extension of the book because it feels like a raw piece of mariah carey, you know, music weve never heard, expression weve never seen. Youve got an exclusive you will team up with lauryn hill in one of the projects and that in itself is legend plus legend in a time for people people was golden. Tell me about rarities and why this was the time to put that out and what you were trying to do. Well, it so happened first of all, the synergy with all of this has been you know, i believe everything happens for a reason, but in the book, i talk about winning my first award when i was 12, a little award in a talent show that my mother had enrolled me in against all adults, and i sang the song out here on my own by irene cara. When i sang it as a kid, i felt i was there on my own. But we found the recording that i had done. I was going to put it on an album, didnt do it, and i found it in my vault. Thats on the rarities. And i had a song lullaby birdland, a song i sang as a kid, and we found it on the recording and thats on the rarities. But the fact these things happened at the same time is another thing that blows my mind about life. Trevor youve lived a thousand lives, mariah carey. I think a lot of human beings will enjoy this book because it is a human story. I think a lot of mothers and daughters will love this book because it talks about those connections and how important they are, how much they need to be cherished. I think any child, any parent, i think any lover of music, you know, any black person, any person who struggles with identity regardless of race will love this book. Before i let you go, i mean, i could talk to you forever on all these things but i guess thats why you have the book. Before i let you go, i would love to talk to you about the song that has become the definition of christmas. Its pretty insane to have a song that is almost as famous as the holiday itself. I really wanted this question as an entertainer. We all hear that song, its christmastime. Do you heart and say, oh, no, people are going to want me to sing it, or do you still have as much joy from that song as we have . You know, its interesting because it gets played a lot and there are all different things, but its the first Christmas Song i ever wrote. I talk about in the book how certain people in my family ruined christmas every year and i always looked forward to it and i always just wanted to have the most festive, fun holiday, and it just represented so much for me, and they always screwed it up. As an adult, i was always trying to recreate what that represented. So to have a song that i do get to hear every year i have three christmas albums trevor right. Im festive. I push through sadness with being festive. Anybody who ever tries to ruin christmas for me will not be a happy person hanging out with me on christmas. So the answer is im very thankful that i was able to write this song, and i do still love it because it makes me feel like the holidays are here and thats my favorite time of year, so call me festive. laughter trevor festive, mariah carey. Thank you so much for joining me on the show. I hope you will join me again. I hope everybody reads the book to get whatever they need from it, whether is joy of hearing you break down your music as master craftsman, or sharing your experience also. I feel its a love letter to black we believe in all walks of life, whether private or the music industry. I feel its a touching tale and one of the most vulnerable, beautiful stories ive read. Thank you so much for sharing with us and joining me on the show. Thank you so much, trevor. I adore you and i really would love to come back and talk to you at anytime, any covid what do we call this one . Trevor when were not socially distanced. I agree. Yes, yes. Thank you. Thank you so much. And youre incredible. Trevor thank you very much. Thank you again for that, mariah. Well take a quick break, but well right back aftewe go, please remember, the west coast is battling horrific wildfires that are destroying millions of acres of land and displacing thousands of people. Climate change has been a key factor in increasing the risk and extent of these conditions. And one organization that has been working to find Practical Solutions for Climate Change and other environmental threats is the Environmental Defense fund. If you can help them and would like to join in their cause, please visit the link below and donate what you can. Until next time stay safe out there, wear a mask, and if youre one of my neanderthal viewers caveman groan now, here it is your moment of zen. Brother, you were the guy who went on twitter talking about my naked ass but you wont tell him when hes being an ass. To watch you guys stand by and grow your beard like a wise man instead of telling the president to get on it is a problem. You afraid of him . Were talking about the president. My brothers not the president. Im talking about the president. The one who called you a liar. The one who said your wife was ugly, that guy. [grunting] okay. Breathe. Work your core [straining] come on. How many is that . Not counting the last one, 25. Count the last one. Okay, 25 and one girl pushup. Oh, new record okay. Oh, what did you do today . I made a sale. Oh, yeah, sitting on your big, fat butt. All right, that is the number to beat. What do we get if we do em . My respect. Okay, ill make it a little more interesting. Anyone who does more than 25 pushups. And one girl pushup. Gets to go home. Ooh ooh. I say, dance, they say, how high . Three, four. Here we go. Oh, no, no, no, no. Butt too high. Disqualified ow. What do we got . Creed, disqualified. Oh, come on 19. [groans] i had a really hard workout this morning. [straining] oh, wow, that is adorable ten. Yeah im betting. One more. 11. Wow good. [all chanting] Stanley Stanley stanley. Okay. All right. Stanley Stanley Stanley. Essentially, what we have here is is one of those stories where a mother lifts a car to save her baby. Well, its not exactly fair. Hes got all of his weight thats helping him go down. 25. Yeah yeah, come on. You can do it come on, stanley, lets do it, come on. [cheers and applause]