Are you sure . Okay, thank you. Boy, thats nice of ya. Come on now. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much. And when i become president oh, excuse me. Boy, you are wired tonight. Thank you for comin. This is this is the tonight show, the 60 Minute Program that brings you the finest in comedy, entertainment, andand music. The preceding ad was paid for by the carson for comedy comtt did you know you folks are in burbank . [ cheers and applause ] see, in los angeles, the night is made for michelob. In burbank, the morning is made for metamucil. Its a whole [ laughter ] what do you say after the show we all go over to geraldos house and sign his nose cast . [ laughter ] did you see the tape of that on the news . What a fracas. A free for all of flying fists, broken noses. Looked like the last president ial debate. What the hell is that . Geraldo got hit with a chair, and his nose was broken, and his ratings went up. [ laughter ] which proves the old show business axiom, give the people
I had a you know, people used to you used to go in and people say, whats your sign . Now its, whats your cholesterol count . [ laughter ] but my cholesterol i brought down from 277 to 159, which is [ applause ] so, you just change your style of living . By changing my diet, by exercise, and, uh, well, just, you know, noti you can eat proper foods. See, when i got out of the hospital, or when i was in the hospital, the food, i mean, were talkin cardboard here. Uh, it was just awful, and i said, i dont think im gonna be able to manage this. I thought, i just will never eat again. And i was living on cereal. But since then ive found a young lady, robyn has come and she has learned through me, ive been the guinea pig, to cook some wonderful, wonderful foods. Theres things out there that you can eat, cause you get tired of those pritikin diets i dont wanna knock pritikin. I mean, its good, but about two weeks. Yeah, you might as well go out and graze on the lawn for a while. [ laughter ] it
And Shelley Winters is mowing his lawn. [ laughter ] weird item. No, there was a, um, interesting thing from shelbyville, indiana in the paper today about apparently, at the Police Station there in the police locker, some mice got into the property room and started eating marijuana, which was stashed there for evidence. Now, the way they got wise, they went into the locker and one of the mice was swingin a cat around by the tail, singing i did it my way. So, anyway, tonight. [ cheers and applause ] tonight, weve got tonight on the show tonight on the show, mr. James garner, jeff cesario, and park overall. So, stay where you are and well be rrright back. You finally did itand it was actually easy. Who would have thought . You did what dad taught you to do you took care of business. You made up your mind. Got it done. And thats a load off your shoulders. Guaranteed acceptance Life Insurance simple, affordable coverage for people age 50 to 75. Massmutual designed it to help cover expenses