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Included all of your cbs favorites including survivor, blue bloods, and of course, young sheldon. [ laughter ] democrats held their latest primary debate last night. And i have to say it was really jarring to see difference between bloomberg in the debate and bloomberg in every ad break. [ laughter ] it was like when you see the tv version of a cheeseburger from a fast food commercial. And then you go there. And you get one. And it looks like this [ laughter ] thats debate bloomberg right there. And this this is debate bloomberg after Elizabeth Warren got ahold of him. [ laughter ] during last nights [ cheers and applause during last nights debate every candidate was asked to share their personal motto for example, Amy Klobuchars was politics is about improving peoples lives and Elizabeth Warrens was, i will murder < ....
Lets get to the news. Russian president Vladimir Putin reportedly had a disinfectant tunnel installed in his home to protect him from coronavirus and now we go live to President Trump so he can make fun of putin for being a snowflake. Seth huh, hes probably just thinking of a clever burn, you know well come back to him during his speech yesterday about police reform, President Trump falsely suggested that scientists have developed a vaccine for aids man, you know hes going to lie, but you never know where hes going with it or when its going to happen. Hell be giving a speech on tax cuts and throw in by the way, cell phones can get you pregnant anyway, back to the thing. Thats right President Trump falsely suggested that scientists have developed a vaccine for aid ....
Patient with us as we have tried to figure it out this is an emotional milestone, but if it looks like im tearing up, i assure you, its just so hot in this attic that my eyeballs are sweating. Back in march our executive producer Mike Shoemaker said, you should get air conditioners now for when it gets hot in june. And i said, june . Im not going to still be here in june, because i am the shortterm thinking grasshopper and shoemaker is the longterm planning ant and if you want to make it to 1,000 shows, i promise you the ant has more to do with it than the grasshopper. Im so lucky to have Mike Shoemaker i also want to give a shout out to our head writer alex baze he is americas greatest living joke writer and the first person i asked to join me on this journey. Without baze, none of this none of this would be happening. Thanks as well to our crew and writing staff, who i miss ....
Seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause in that case, lets get to the news House Speaker nancy pelosi appeared to give a sarcastic clap at President Trump during part of last nights state of the union when trump tried to denounce division and politics i mean, look at that [ laughter ] thats the way you clap when your husband finally puts the toilet paper on the roller [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause you learn look at you President Trump today attended a dinner with the host of the National Prayer breakfast. Of course, for trump, every breakfast is a prayer breakfast. [ laughter ] please, lord, let there be pancakes. [ laughter ] officials in boston are saying 12 people were arrested yesterday d ....
National security advisor [ cheers and applause present. Did you enjoy that john bolton told conservative that was an endorsement of anita baker. We enjoyed presenting well be right back with seth yup donors he thinks President Trump kristen bell they were very worried about what we were going to say. Is mentally unstable but im [ cheers and applause i have no idea why, but you know, good time. Sure trump will clear up that [ laughter ] seth you were great. What about the menu . Misconception with 150 tweets at these fudge brownie m ms are really fudgey it was they made a big deal 3 00 a. M out of it. [ laughter ] it was plantbased. Seth plantbased, yeah yes yeah. Yes, cause, you know, according to researchers, the theres nothing more you want fonts that political candidates after long day of working than just some plants use on Campaign Materials can yes, yes they are. ....