Included all of your cbs favorites including survivor, blue bloods, and of course, young sheldon. [ laughter ] democrats held their latest primary debate last night. And i have to say it was really jarring to see difference between bloomberg in the debate and bloomberg in every ad break. [ laughter ] it was like when you see the tv version of a cheeseburger from a fast food commercial. And then you go there. And you get one. And it looks like this [ laughter ] thats debate bloomberg right there. And this this is debate bloomberg after Elizabeth Warren got ahold of him. [ laughter ] during last nights [ cheers and applause during last nights debate every candidate was asked to share their personal motto for example, Amy Klobuchars was politics is about improving peoples lives and Elizabeth Warrens was, i will murder Mike Bloomberg with my bare hands. [ laughter ] [ applause ] according to a new report the fcc received more than 1300 complaints about the super bowl halftime performance by Jennifer Lopez and shakira and i have to agree. It was not long enough [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause the heiress to the hot pockets fortune was sentenced yesterday to five months in prison for her role in the College Admission scandal. And shell know when her sentence is up because shell hear this sound. [ bell ring [ laughter ] according to a new study, men who eat a healthy and balanced diet are more likely to have a high sperm count, which explains applebees new salad [ laughter ] thats right, a new study says men who eat an unhealthy diet of sweets are more likely to have a lower sperm count. Well now we know why this guy had to give his factory to someone elses kid [ laughter ] now we know. [ applause ] a man in florida was recently arrested at an ihop restaurant for allegedly asking customers if they wanted to see his genitals hes being charged with first degree flap jacking. [ laughter ] the owner of a professional soccer team in romania recently claimed that his team lost three games in a row because they were having too much sex with their girlfriends, which angered the players almost as much as it angered their wives. [ laughter ] a man in wisconsin was arrested last week for allegedly stealing chicken wings and condoms from walmart. His crime . Planning the best night ever [ cheers and applause heinz will reportedly release a new condiment this year called mayoracha which combines mayonnaise and sriracha. So if you like mayonnaise and you like sriracha, youre going to love toilet paper [ laughter ] [ applause ] and finally a 42yearold zamboni driver a 42yearold zamboni driver, played in his first nhl game for the Carolina Hurricanes over the weekend after both of the teams goalies were forced to leave the game with injuries. Some say he may never play goalie in the league again but i bet hell resurface. [ laughter ] this brings us to a segment called, one of my writers explains a joke. [ cheers and applause okay so a 42yearold zamboni driver played his first nhl game blah, blah, blah some say he may never play goalie in the league again but i bet hell resurface. Matt, you want to talk us through your thought process there . [ laughter ] ah, yeah, this ones a bit of a thinker. [ laughter ] it plays on the double meaning of the word resurface. When the listener first hears the joke theyre meant to think that it refers to one day reappearing in an nhl game but theres a twist. [ laughter ] which is that in the context of the joke, the word resurface actually refers to the job of the zamboni man, which is to resurface the ice. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause seth thank you and by the way, thank you, thank you for referring to him as a zamboni man and not a zamboni driver [ laughter ] a lot of people make that mistake. Can you just show us real quick, like, how what celebration did you do at your desk when you wrote this joke . [ laughter ] it was like a, you know, a little [ laughter ] seth give it up for matt goldich, everybody. [ cheers and applause this has been one of my writers explains a joke. Seth weve got a great show for you guys tonight hes a member of the Grammy Nominated band, Jonas Brothers and also a coach on season 18 of the voice, which airs mondays here on nbc. Nick jonas is back, you guys [ cheers and applause he is a tight end and team captain for the super bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs, travis kelce is here [ cheers and applause very exciting stuff, right there. And he is a very funny comedian, and actor and a great friend of mine who you can see in the new fox sitcom, outmatched. Finesse mitchell is back [ cheers and applause so you guys are here on a great night. Before we get to all of our guests, democrats screamed over each other in a chaotic debate as President Trump tightens his authoritarian grip on power. For more on this, its time for a closer look. [ cheers and applause the 2020 election will be a referendum on whether we want to preserve whatever is left of our democratic institutions, or whether we want to complete the slide into authoritarianism weve seen under donald trump. And that slide is not only real, after trumps impeachment acquittal, its accelerating you can tell both from trumps increased lawlessness and from the way he stands. I mean, look at him. He leans like hes accelerating. He literally looks like hes sliding downhill on skis if you gave him a tiny push, hed fall over like a jenga tower. [ laughter ] the Trump White House has literally been making lists of supposedly disloyal government officials, purging them from the administration, installing unqualified cronies in high profile positions, insisting he has the right to interfere in criminal cases to protect his allies and claiming that not only is he above the law, but that he himself is the law im allowed to be totally involved im actually, i guess, the chief Law Enforcement officer of the country. Seth no, youre not a Law Enforcement officer. First of all, youd never pass the background check [ laughter ] or the physical. You dont [ laughter ] you dont even know [ cheers and applause you dont even know the sound a gun makes. Ah, ah, ah, beak. Seth is that is that a gun or a ducks mouth . Beak. Also, trump declaring himself the countries chief law effort officer makes clear that he desperately wishes he was a cop when at best hes more like that weird crossing guard who no one actually knows and who doesnt seem to be paying attention to traffic. All right kids. Lets go just make sure dodge the cars. [ laughter ] and by the way, while heoff a te cozied up to another authoritarian nationalist, narendra modi, whos rounded up thousands of muslims and passed a citizenship law that discriminates against islam. And rather than comment on any of that, trump said in a press conference before he left india that he wanted to avoid being controversial, so as not to ruin his trip i thought it was a great two days it was a fantastic two days. Im going to be not at all controversial because i dont want to blow the two days plus two days of travel on one answer, one little answer. So ill be very, very conservative with my answers if you dont mind seth its so weird when trump just openly says what hes doing. Hes like a guy on a date saying, normally id be cheap but tonight im going pick up the tab so youll have sex with me [ laughter ] but tomorrow breakfast is on you. [ laughter ] trump, od course, has a deep affinity for fellow authoritarians hes always trying to mimic them or impress them. Whether its modi or putin or the time he sat in oval office with crowned Prince Mohammed bin salman of saudi arabia and literally showed off a giant poster of all the weapons hed sold to them like a sixth grader presenting a class project on the military. Did you know the army has planes, and tanks and boats . [ laughter ] the democrats are trying to sort out who has the best chance of defeating trump. And thankfully we got answers to that important question last night in a calm, well organized debate on cbs with clear questions in which everyone took turns speaking and we got to hear their answers first of all first of all no, let me talk let me talk. I think tom, i think she was talking about my plan. Not yours. [ talking over each other your opposition to the filibuster i had time out in not a digression from a long time ago. I think shed recognize me. Mayor bloomberg alleged never said that to have said to one of his oh come on, i wrote that law. That bill along with you didnt write that bill i wrote that bill. I did write i wrote the bill lets talk about what it adds up to lets talk about math. Lets talk about math indeed lets talk about math. Okay, so heres the math if were doing nothing the truth is, pete one at a time the americans senator klobachar donald trumps, bernie this has to stop. Bernie, donald trump let me ask her. Thank you, bill new topic, new topic for this whole campaign i dont senator seth jesus [ laughter ] does the c in cbs sand stand for cluster [ bleep ] . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause that was i mean, that was like watching a family dinner if the special ingredient in the mashed potatoes was cocaine. [ laughter ] ive seen more polite conversations between new yorkers fighting over a cab. Hey i want you first. Oh, yeah, then why was my hand up . [ laughter ] now with the stakes for the 2020 election so high, the Democratic Candidates spent some time in particular fighting over their own positions on Foreign Policy now lets be clear, theres no comparison to trump on this topic and any false equivalence between trump and any democrat is absurd. I mean, trump has taken his praise for dictators to gross new levels emulating them and even bragging that he and kim jong un quote, fell in love over kims beautiful letter, which he has bragged abp loves holding up pif paper. [ laughter ] hes like a High School Senior running into the house with his College Acceptance letter. Mom, look, i got into the pyongyang university. [ laughter ] at least i think thats what it i cant read. And yet, even as trump has lavished praise on one authoritarian nationalist after another, republicans and democrats were attacking Bernie Sanders for comments in which he praised not cuba, but cubas literacy program. Now, as Fact Checkers have noticed, sanders comments about cuba mirror those of president barack obama in 2016 soon after he had moved to open diplomatic relations with cuba. And yet when bernie tried to point that out at last nights democratic debate, a few people in the crowd tried to boo him to bernies surprise. What i said is what barack obama said in terms of cuba, that cuba made progress on education. Yes, i think really really seth bernie sounds like he just got cut in line at the deli really . [ laughter ] youre gonna walk up let me see that ticket thats handwritten thats handwritten thats not from this store. [ laughter ] meanwhile billionaire former republican Michael Bloomberg has actually praised authoritarian leaders like chinas xi jinping, who he has said is not a dictator and last night bloomberg again refused to call xi a dictator. But somehow, even worse than his comments on repressive dictator, was his bungling of multiple lame, prewritten jokes that he tried to shoehorn into his answer mayor bloomberg, as mayor of new york, you declared war on obesity. You banned transfats from restaurants. And you tried to do the same with large sugary drinks so if you become president , will you push those policies on the National Level as well well, i think whats right for new york city isnt necessarily right for all the other cities otherwise youd have a naked cowboy in every city so, lets get serious here. Red lining is not the problem with the mortgage market, but it was a problem for the communities where it was done and we stopped that. Let me also say because just to since i have the floor for a second that i really am surprised that all of these my fellow contestants up here i guess would be the right word for it, given nobody pays attention to the clock. Im surprised they show up because i would have thought after i did such a good job in beating them last week that theyd be a little bit afraid to do that. [ laught seth let me put this in terms a new yorker would understand Mike Bloomberg went so far out of his way to make the joke he had to take the fdr, to the bqe, accidentally ended up on the l. I. E. And now his competitors are all on the f. U [ laughter ] [ applause ] now Mike Bloomberg could just have easily stayed out of the race and spent his money to help which ever democrat got the nomination or he could have just offered trump himself the money to resign you know trump would take it trump has never in his life passed up an opportunity to make money. If you asked him to sell the presidency for 1 billion, hed say, yes. And then quietly peel the sticker off his desk that says for sale, ten dollars. [ laughter ] instead to get into the race himself because he cares more about stopping progressives like Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders in fact, he basically admitted as much himself in leaked audio from 2016 in which cnn reported that he called warren scary. And honestly, the way warren has destroyed him in these debates he should be scared. Last night, for example, she highlighted allegations that bloomberg harassed and discriminated against pregnant women in his Company Including one incident in which he allegedly told a pregnant employee, kill it. Now bloomberg denied making the remark, even though the Washington Post reported that a former bloomberg employee said he witnessed the conversation. And then after the debate msnbc anchor Chris Matthews asked warren if she thought bloomberg was lying and her straightforward answers seemed confused matthews. Do you believe that the former mayor of new york said that to a pregnant employee . Well, a pregnant employee sure said that he did. Why shouldnt i believe her . You believe hes lying. I believe the woman do you believe hes lying which means hes not telling the truth. And why would he lie . Because just to protect himself . Yeah. And why would she lie . I mean, thats the question, chris. Seth damn, look at his face. [ laughter ] he genuinely cant understand. Why would he lie . Just to protect himself . Doesnt make any sense powerful men never do that. [ laughter ] warren flipped the question on him perfectly. As soon as she turned it around on him, matthews malfunctioned like a robot whod been asked an unsolvable riddle. Could god make a rock so big he could not lift it . Error, error. Were watching as our current president tightens his grip on power and cozies up to authoritarians around the world. Meanwhile, an exrepublican billionaire is trying to buy his way into the democratic primary purely because hes scared of progressives like warren and bernie and when bloomberg insists hes the only one who can beat trump, the rest of the field looks at him and says really . Really seth this has been a closer look. [ cheers and applause well be right back with nick jonas, everybody. [ cheers and applause announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to subscribe to late night on youtube. How fast does dove men dry spray actually dry . 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Give it up for the 8g band, right over there [ cheers and applause also, joining us again tonight, she is currently the drummer for singersongwriter adam lambert, whose selftitled album is out now. For more information, check out adamofficial. Com and be sure to follow her on instagram. Michelle baptiste is here [ cheers and applause thank you so much for being here our first guest tonight is a Grammy Nominated musician and onethird of the Jonas Brothers. He is also the newest coach on this season of nbcs the voice with new episodes airing on monday nights at 8 00 p. M. Lets take a look. How long have you been playing music . My whole family is musical. A musical family. A musical family. Interesting [ laughter and applause dang. This is interesting carry on go ahead i started writing songs four years ago. So you wrote your first song when you were 12 yes interesting, another interesting fact i dont know if you know this. I also wrote one of my first songs when i was 12. Its a song called sos. [ cheers and applause oh man. Seth please welcome back to the show, nick jonas [ cheers and applause seth welcome back. [ cheers and applause so happy to see you. Thanks for having me. Seth youve been here before and then about a month ago we went out and we did day drinking together yeah. That was Something Else. [ cheers and applause seth it was you and your brothers me and my brother. Our friend our friend in common, jack mcbrayer. Yep seth did you were you did you was it what you expected as far as how much we drank . No, we have a bone to pick. Seth yeah, okay. And that bone to pick is that, that [ bleep ] is real seth yeah. [ laughter ] that is no joke oh, were on tv. I cant say that seth yeah. Well, it was Something Else seth yeah, we drank a lot in two hours. And we drank a lot. And i had a meeting directly following this seth oh, you cant do a meeting. Because i assumed that this would be like seth tv drinking, yeah fake. Seth yeah, yeah, yeah. Fake drinking but i will say, i think you and i held our own yes. Seth we drank the most, yeah well, yeah. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] we did drink the most. We did. We drank a lot seth i felt the worst, and you and your brother, kevin, received the most shaming. Yeah, he did. Seth cause he has two children cause hes a dad. Seth and he drinks the least. He drinks the least seth yeah. I have two children and i did fine [ laughter ] you did fine. Seth yeah. Kevin tried seth he did. Really hard jack tried. Seth yeah, jack tried really hard extra, sweet, sweet jack. Seth yeah, sweet, sweet jack he did his best. But all in all it was a really great memory, what can i remember of it seth well, thats why its nice that its committed to film yeah. Seth although i am always dread when i see the first cut of it. Cause i dont have any memory of it either. One thing that i was very impressed with is we drew song titles that we did not see in advance yeah. Seth and then were told to give five minutes to write a song you guys wrote a very good song in five minutes. It was disheartening it was a really scandalous song seth it was a scandalous song there was it was hey mom, dad, we did this day drinking thing maybe dont watch the song portion. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] no, it was cool seth it was a beautiful song beautiful seth i will say its the most beautiful song ive ever heard that has a line about 69ing. Yeah. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause leave it to the Jonas Brothers to write a song about 69 seth leave it to the Jonas Brothers i feel like it doesnt get enough shout outs in romance songs. We should add it to the set seth add it to the set, for sure right next to all the camp rock songs. Seth yeah, exactly [ cheers and applause now, i knew that you you had not gone to college. Obviously, it made sense you had a lot going on thank you for reminding me. Seth yeah. [ laughter ] but i didnt realize that you went and looked at one i did seth which was my alma mater. You went to northwestern you went to northwestern . Seth i did, yeah amazing seth yeah, and you went on the campus tour. I did i went back in 2008 or 9 we were on tour. Seth yeah. We stopped in chicago and i had a dream of going to college to study being a writer, a journalist, something. And i went with my dad to visit the campus and it turned into kind of like a scene from hard days night. It was seth because you were very well known at that point at that point it was very difficult. Seth yeah, maybe a little too late to be normal at college. Yeah, yeah [ light laughter ] perhaps, but the real dream was try to try to walk onto the Baseball Team and play seth wow which i know we share sports in common. Seth yes, but you actually had do you actually have skills, do you think, to have played College Baseball . [ laughter ] no, im impressed. That was the most polite way seth yeah. And now, why did you think that . Are you talented . I, at that point, played a lot of baseball. Seth yeah. I probably didnt have the size then to play and be competitive but i always loved it and then because i loved it, i kept it up and we got really into slow pitch softball seth okay, gotcha. Its like baseball, but its slow seth yeah. [ laughter ] for, you know, untalented people seth you have been on the voice before, but this is your first year in the chair. Yeah. Seth this is a bigger deal when you first got this offer to do a full season in the chair, your wife very excited. Oh, shes a big fan of the show seth yeah. And has been for a long time. And so, she was there with me when i got the call. And, you know, it was kind of a conversation that had started with nbc after songland. Which was such a great experience for us, working with ryan tedder. And for those that havent seen the show, its one of my favorite shows on tv and after we did that show, they then called and said wed like to talk to you about the voice. And she flipped out. And she came to set and she saw the chair. Ill say that when i saw the chair too, theres something that happened. I got a little, you know, sort of goose bump moment as i looked at it. Its really cool i mean, you look to your left and your right, its john legend, kelly clarkson, blake. And kind of a dream to be in that spot. And i feel very honored. I mean, i have a heart full of gratitude, especially since its now aired. And my team is awesome seth now, i know i you cant [ cheers and applause now, youve shot some. Yeah. Seth but you so even you now dont know how its going to end. Because obviously we have live shows to find that out but do you feel how is your confidence i feel very, very good. Seth yeah, okay. And im not just saying that. Seth gotcha. The way that things have shaken out and its pretty cool, i feel like the cast of game of thrones perhaps but with way less blood and seth yeah, lower stakes, yeah lower stakes. [ light laughter ] seth you just finished up a tour, yes . Yes [ cheers and applause seth very exciting april, you are going to be you start a residency, a month long residency in las vegas. Yes seth are you excited we are so excited we kind of were viewing this in a way cause this last year has been one of the most remarkable years of all of our lives. Just to be able to reconnect as family we talked about it a bit in day drinking but it was sort of drunken conversation seth yeah, i dont remember any of that, yeah. [ laughter ] to reconnect as family and then to have the music connect in the way it has with our amazing fans who stuck by us through the time we needed apart, is really special and then to do this 90something stop tour across the world was really special but to then kind of view this as a bit of a final hoorah for this era, the happiness begins era, is really special. So if youre going to be in vegas, we could day drink again or whatever. Seth day gamble. Day gamble. Seth yeah. But were real excited to put on an amazing show for our fans seth this has been a really cool thing thats happened, i feel like, in the last decade plus of younger musicians in the sort of peak of their career going out to vegas and making it possible for people from all over the see them. Which i think is really cool exactly, yeah, were very excited. It should be fun seth thats great. Good luck on the voice. Im rooting for you. Thank you seth and its always great to see you thanks so much for being here. 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[ cheers and applause seth our next guest is a superstar tight end, a five time pro bowler, a team captain for the Kansas City Chiefs and as of two weeks ago also a super bowl champion please welcome to the show travis kelce, everybody. [ cheers and applause seth welcome to the show, travis why, thank you. Why, thank you why, thank you seth congratulation is this an alcoholic hello everybody [ cheers and applause seth is this alcoholic beverage oh, this yeah. This is ice and a lime [ laughter ] and a little tequila seth very good as well deserved, this was a very special super bowl victory for a city that had not had a super bowl championship for fifty years. Oh, yeah. Seth and everybody was celebrating and having fun at the parade but i will say travis you were setting the tone nice. Seth and your outfit was really outstanding [ laughter ] the tone the tone setter seth the tone setter the tone setter [ cheers and applause seth so i believe this is a this is a Louis Vuitton coat yes it is yes it is. Seth a Louis Vuitton coat, and that is a wwe belt that a the wwe shout out to the wwe for sending that. [ laughter ] its actually one of a kind, super bowl liv championship belt seth thats great. And they sent to me for whatever reason. I was extremely excited. Seth you did not request it . No. Seth they just sent it nope, they just sent it seth thats fantastic. And it gave me a something to wear on the parade seth i think the fear when you send someone a wwe belt is will they ever wear it . [ laughter ] and so its really nice that you paid off their faith in you. Immediately seth yes immediately seth another cool thing is that you have an older brother in the league. Yes seth who plays for the eagles and won his own super bowl a couple years ago. Yes seth did he talk to you before the game, any super bowl advice before you went out you know we had dinner the friday before the super bowl and my family was all sitting around, and i had been getting asked all super bowl week, you know, what advice did jason give you . Im like, hes got a kid. He doesnt want to talk to me about the super bowl when he just got kicked out of the playoffs. [ laughter ] seth right, right. Like, let me give him a chance, you know, regroup. Seth yeah. And i asked when he was in philly and he just or when he came down to miami and he told me he was just, just be yourself. Dont let the moment get too big. At the end of the day its just a game guys start to do special things or Something Different pregame or the week to the game, thinking that, you know, its such a big moment. Such a big game, ive got to do everything that i possibly can and the reality is its what youve been doing all year you just got to stick to it, and be yourself. Seth did you find in the moment and obviously, this was a thrilling super bowl you guys had the come back did it just feel like a regular game to you . It felt like a regular game except for there were stars everywhere seth yeah. It was miami. [ laughter ] so it was just every time you looked up at the screen it was beyonce or David Beckham or somebody seth right it was just like, oh, wow. Look oh, yeah super bowl, super bowl stay focused stay focused. [ laughter ] seth you couple years ago, you and your brother played a faceoff against each other. Yes seth and luckily for your parents you werent on the field at the same time you didnt have to actually physically yeah. It was just a offensive cheering section. Seth yeah. But you did you make the jersey for your mother yes, i had the jersey made for my mom seth this is very nice yes m seth that she can wear this in the stands a half and halfer. Nice. Seth yeah. [ audience aws ] nice. Yeah, and then of course, i had to put myself on the front because she loves me the most. [ laughter ] seth yeah, i was gonna say i notice that you didnt go right down the middle, you really put him on the back so that no one yeah. [ laughter ] yeah seth only the people sitting behind her would know that she was also jasons mother. [ laughter ] hes two years older two years and you i read there was an epic fight back in the day oh yeah seth when you were a freshman and he was a junior in high school. Yes it was probably the last time that we really got into a fistfight or anything like it. We were in the backyard just playing basketball like we usually do and i started getting a little saucy, started beating him a little bit [ laughter ] and he wasnt feeling that as an older brother. So he started getting a little more physical throughout the game and of course when youre in the backyard, no blood, no foul seth yeah. So that whole competitive mind state went from there, and into the kitchen and it ended up starting with him punching me square in the face [ laughter ] and usually when he punches me square in the face i fall on the ground this time, i didnt really fall down i just got more angry. Seth sure, as you would. And attacked him. Seth yeah. And attacked him. And were scuffling. Were throwing each other around sure enough, i pick him up and i body slam him on the Kitchen Floor and the oven, which had my mothers casserole in it at the time [ laughter ] breaks off the hinges and the casserole shatters in the oven [ laughter ] and yeah, my mom wasnt too happy about that [ laughter ] seth well look, she got a very nice shirt out of the deal. You know there you go. There it is. [ laughter ] seth something im always impressed with is when people go out, extra mile, give back to the community. You started an organization not just for kansas city but for the part of ohio youre from yeah. Seth 87 and running. Tell us a little bit about that. 87 and running. Ive been extremely fortunate that my parents gave me the upbringing throughout my life and gave me the ability to understand, you know, theres people out there that need help. And with that ive always wanted to, you know, i think its kind of our job to influence the community in a positive way as a professional athlete and my mother ingrained it in me to be able to start a foundation you know, give back to the community. Not only where youre from but the community im playing in, in kansas city. And its its been so much fun not only reaching out to the kansas city community, getting out there, shaking hands and meeting everyone but raising funds for the right reasons. Seth and you also you just opened a science lab somewhere. Is that right . Yes, a stem robotics lab. At operation breakthrough, which is a unbelievable cornerstone in the kansas city community. It helps the under served kids that are in poverty that just need somewhere safe to go after school and on top of that it provides an unbelievable educational experience like the stem and robotics lab that i was able to provide to the organization seth thats fantastic. So you yeah, absolutely [ cheers and applause 100 deserved. Last question, so we still have we still have a fair amount of time before the next season starts. When does celebrating stop do you just kind of go oh, i feel like it just keeps going as life goes on. Right . [ laughter ] seth yeah, yeah. I mean, once you win one, you won it a million times seth yeah, yeah, yeah. Every time it comes back around im sure ill just be sitting there laughing you know seth yeah. Just enjoying it. Hopefully ill go back next year and i mean, thats the mind frame is, once you get one, the unbelievable confidence and aura that it gives you, it just it makes you want to go back again and do it all over again seth well, thats fantastic. 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You down he leaves. And lock the door on your way out. And start with the top lock cause its a tricky door [ laughter ] you got to lift up and pull out seth please welcome to the show our friend Finesse Mitchell, [cheers and applause]. Seth welcome back. Oh my goodness, seth. Seth i love to see you, my friend this is a reunion, my people. Seth it is a reunion yes seth we started together at snl and now we find ourselves later in life. We each got two children yes seth similar ages, too as well yes you have boys. Seth you got girls right . Yes seth you got a couple. Theres your oldest with your wife yes seth look at how beautiful that is. Yes, thats [ audience aws ] seth and then i like that the older one gets a glamour shot and then the younger one just like [ laughter ] you just catch what you can. You catch what you can when shes almost looking you know seth how are they . I love it, man. I love being a dad theyre great. If anybody has two siblings thats close in age, you know, the oldest one tries not to beat up the youngest one. Seth yeah. Before snatching everything the oldest one has seth yeah. So anything the oldest one has, the baby is like, mine, mine, mine me, me, me. And then every time she takes it, the oldest one starts crying, and im like, what . Youre bigger. Why are you crying push her down. You know what im saying seth yeah, get it back get it back seth get it back you dont have to ask me permission for everything. Step on her toe. We wont know. You know what i mean [ laughter ] seth you went back recently. I saw you at the snl 40. Yes seth and then you went back again for the First Time Since then for really one of the most historic episodes of recent years. The eddie murphy show. Eddie murphy show seth how was it . How was it to be in there . Amazing i was i was there i flew from l. A. I left taping and i said, i gotta go see eddie. Seth yeah. And i came out, and it was everything i thought it would be i thought i would have anxiety coming back to snl that always feels Like High School seth yeah. Sure but it just felt normal and great. And before i knew it, i just wanted to watch the show, and eddie did his thing. I really came out to get the photo op seth you wanted to take a picture . I just wanted a picture, man. [ laughter ] seth its hard though cause theres not really its not like theres a photo line at the end of the episode right seth so, howd it work out at the afterparty, cause i dont see eddie. Were waiting for him to come out of his dressing room after the show he never comes out everybodys out there. It is a sea of famous black people in studio 8h. Seth yeah. Yeah it was like a coming to america 2 audition or something. [ laughter ] it was just everybody famous that wanted to be in the movie and so, i dont see him there. I get to the party im sitting there. Chris rock kind of like, waves over and im like im thinking hes talking to me so i go sit with chris rock. Seth yeah. [ light laughter ] and now were all hanging out and talking, and im just like, man, i just came out here to take a picture with eddie. He was like, good luck with that. [ light laughter ] eddie walks into the restaurant. Entourage of ten people. And im like, yeah, this isnt gonna happen the only way this could happen is if hes coming toward me right now. And his chair was right here when this table went that way. Seth yeah. While i was on the end of the table going that way and i was like eddie. He was like i was like, finesse. He was like, i know, i know yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] and then took the pictures seth and we got proof. There it is. There it is seth boom, look at that smiling, and its perfect. [ cheers and applause not only just a excellent sketch player but one of the best comedians all time. Seth best comedian of all time yes seth it was i will say it was a thrill to watch him do the sketch again yes, i loved it seth like just remember like how good he was at that in a way that nobodys been ever since. Yeah, and just reminded me of how bad i was. [ laughter ] seth that is not true. Why i made a early exit seth you i love talking to people, especially from my era and their failed sketches. Mmhmm. Seth you had one with snoop. Yes yes. Seth who youve run into since. Yes let me tell you why, i know snl sometimes is traumatizing not only just on the cast members who leave the show and say, oh, this didnt happen that didnt happen. Seth yeah. The guests are always the same way every time its 20 years later. I see snoop and hes like, finesse, why they didnt do the apimptice . [ laughter ] donald trump had come on the show the week before, we did this big apprentice sketch seth yeah. So snoop comes on the week after and he has this grand idea to do the apimptice. [ laughter ] and instead of saying youre fired, ill just smack a chick and say, youre tired. [ audience oohs [ laughter ] and i was like, yeah, snoop. I dont think nbc gonna let you smack anybody on tv. So seth he should be happy now that they didnt do that that they didnt do it. [ laughter ] seth you also had aw, jermazing seth jermazing was aplace i. He had a jerry curl, people and every time jeramazing got excited or you called his name, he says, huh . And his jerry curl juice hits the person next to him in the face [ laughter ] seth and he was a waiter and he was a waiter so, imagine saying, waiter. Huh . And juice goes all in chriss face or kirsten wiigs face. Seth and it was a lot of special effects for this yeah. Seth because they couldnt use they couldnt actually make it work so somebody had to like spray juice from the other side. Right water wasnt leaving the wig in time so they wet a big paint brush and they just had water on a brush. And every time i said huh . They just flash people [ laughter ] so you just see kristen wiig soaked or Chris Parnell soaked and when we couldnt get it right, theyre sitting there all wet and theyre just looking at me like, your days are numbered [ laughter ] your days are numbered. Seth you did some black History Month sketches that i now those were and its black History Month. Seth right now right now seth welcome back. Yeah yes [ cheers and applause yes. So pomerantz, one of my favorite people seth yep, love pomerantz lauren pomerantz. Seth wonderful writer. J. B. Smoove seth yeah. We came up with kenny wilkins, the first black man to say no to direct deposit. [ light laughter ] seth yeah, very famous very famous sketch. So how do i get my check . Oh, we put it directly into your bank. Yeah, but how do i cash it . Its already in your account. But how do i know that . [ laughter ] you can check your statement. One second. Hell no. [ laughter ] seth oh, man first black man to say no to sushi. Seth yeah. Yes seth kenny was that as well. Right . Yes and first black men to say no to Winter Sports that only white people would do. [ laughter ] seth have you been enjoying that was a fantastic clip have you been enjoying outmatched . Its amazing. Seth this is you first prime time sitcom. This is my first prime time sitcom lord has really been blessing people, and im just really excited cause its a great cast and a great show it stars jason biggs from american pie. Seth there you go. Everybody remember jason biggs. Seth great seeing him in the clip as well [ cheers and applause uhhuh. And Maggie Lawson is his wife. They have four great kids. Three are geniuses, certified geniuses and they are not, as parents theyre very not smart seth yeah. And one child, the youngest, is not smart so thats the one they love the most and identify with because the other three are trying to play whos gonna run this house. Seth i gotcha. And as parents, we all know kids who hit that age where they think theyre smarter than the parents. So i come over as the black best friend and my beautiful wife Tisha Campbell, who plays rita and Everybody Knows Tisha Campbell from martin and my wife and kids. Seth yeah, yeah, yeah. And shes a sitcom, you know, icon and its just a great show, man. Seth thats great, man its fun. Seth congratulations on that im just excited about that seth congratulations on the kids always great to see you, finesse. [ cheers and applause absolutely. Seth thank you for being here, buddy. Yes seth Finesse Mitchell. Finesse is going to be at the funny bone in dayton, ohio march 13th and 15th. At the chicago improv march 26th through the 29th well be right back. [ cheers and applause cheetos has popcorn now . Hey, im going to need you to. Never mind. Cant touch this. Help you cant touch this. You cant touch this. You cant touch this. I trust you. Stop, hammer time i touched it new cheetos popcorn. Its a cheetos thing. If there was one immediate when we closed in march,wynn it was keeping all 15,000 teammembers on board with full pay and free testing for all. We then focused our fivestar level of service to all who needed it and did what we always do. We cared about everything and everyone. In our communities and in our homes, we were there. With food and supplies and with love. We made improvements to peoples lives. We strove to be better. And we made people happy. Like we always do. This closure may have temporarily taken us out of wynn and encore. But it couldnt take the wynn and encore out of us. And now. We are proud to welcome you back. [ cheers and applause seth my thanks to nick jonas, travis kelce, Finesse Mitchell, michelle baptiste, of course the 8g band. Stay tuned for lilly singh. Well see you tomorrow [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause lilly tonight on a little late with lilly singh, its april fools day i really hope nothing is about to happen thats actually written in the prompter, which kes me feel like somethings about to happen, yall then my writers are going to surprise me with a bit ive never seen before. I love you so much, but you look like joan rivers aged more poorly [ laughter ] and then, im going to sit down with a mystery guest so many ways i bring home the bacon. Lilly are you a musician [ laughter ] im personally not scared by any of this. Ill just see you in just one minute [ laughter ] yeah, not scared at all