[applause] greg: happy wednesday, everyone. [laughter] greg: yes, control yourselves. remember back in grade school when the teacher would leave the room and tell everyone to behave while she was gone, of course, the second she left the room went wild. that s how i got my first tattoo. i would show you but the fcc doesn t allow frontal nudity, so it s great what the teacher got, right? but remember how after a while it would get ugly. the bullying and fights would start. things would get tossed around the room. by things, i mean me. when the teacher came back you were sort of relieved. you knew your class needed a grown-up to keep things from chaos which brings us to america. can someone please call the teacher back into the room? not so they can sleep with their students, although that helps. but to save us from the madness. every weekend we re seeing the same stories of violent mobs disrupting and destroying our cities. it makes me remember the good ole days when it u
[applause] greg: happy wednesday, everyone. [laughter] greg: yes, control yourselves. remember back in grade school when the teacher would leave the room and tell everyone to behave while she was gone, of course, the second she left the room went wild. that s how i got my first tattoo. i would show you but the fcc doesn t allow frontal nudity, so it s great what the teacher got, right? but remember how after a while it would get ugly. the bullying and fights would start. things would get tossed around the room. by things, i mean me. when the teacher came back you were sort of relieved. you knew your class needed a grown-up to keep things from chaos which brings us to america. can someone please call the teacher back into the room? not so they can sleep with their students, although that helps. but to save us from the madness. every weekend we re seeing the same stories of violent mobs disrupting and destroying our cities. it makes me remember the good ole days when it u