Announcer this has been a response from a school teacher. Announcer this is the late show with Stephen Colbert. Stephen welcomes Christine Baranski, Constance Zimmer and musical guest bon jovi featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hi, everybody youre very kind whoo please have a seat please have a seat, everybody thank you very much please, sit down, sit down youre very nice, everybody welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. The National Conversation continues to be, how do we keep our children safe from gun violence. Everyone knows this is a crisis, so, for the president , for the republican majority, for the n. R. A. , every option is on the table except fewer guns. Where to start . Yesterday, President Trump held a listening session with traumatized students, teachers, and parents at the white house. Its a good place to start, but it was clearly a test of
Spacey or as the blogs call them, sparvey. That cant be right. As more details and allegations continue to emerge it looks like both men are doing the responsible thing and pretending to get help. According to the daily mail, spacey reportedly checked himself into this 55,000 treatment fa,000 called gentel path at the meadows in arizona. Weinstein is also reportedly attending the program. The elite facility runs a 45 day mens Inpatient Treatment Program for sexual addiction issues. They do art therapy, equine therapy, ropes course. The secluded desert spot boasts a fitness center, pool with yoga and hosted other celebrity clients over the years. Trevor wow, yoga by the pool . Sounds less like a rehabilitation and more like a prize you win on wheel of fortune. Rich people are having a good time, this is how rich people get punished. Where do poor people go for sex rehab . Prison . Or some guys basement in pittsburgh where they all share one dumb bell. Like what does this even mean. Real
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The president of the United States was in china today. Either that or they sent him to the epcot center and pulled it off. [ laughter ] i think he was in china. Heaves palling around with chinese president xi jinping. He seemed to be enjoying himself. He loves chinese food. Hes been having all his favorites. The number 3, the number 7, the number 12 with mustard sauce. [ laughter ] donald trump has had harsh words for china in the past. He called them americas enemy, he said they were responsible for the greatest theft in the history of the world, he said they created the Climate Change hoax, he accused the chinese of raping the United States. They had a parade for him, all is forgiven, now everything is good. [ laughter ] [ applause ] its possible if we send him to mexi mexico, hed tell them he isnt trying to build a wall, hes trying to build a Racquetball Court or something. His tune changes dramatically. The president gave a speech in beijing today and put his best foot forward. Bot
Pleasant. Do you think it has anything to do with the fact that trump is out of the country . [ laughter ] the president of the United States was in china today. Either that or they sent him to the epcot center and pulled it off. [ laughter ] i think he was in china. Heaves palling around with chinese president xi jinping. He seemed to be enjoying himself. He loves chinese food. Hes been having all his favorites. The number 3, the number 7, the number 12 with mustard sauce. [ laughter ] donald trump has had harsh words for china in the past. He called them americas enemy, he said they were responsible for the greatest theft in the history of the world, he said they created the Climate Change hoax, he accused the chinese of raping the United States. They had a parade for him, all is forgiven, now everything is good. [ laughter ] [ applause ] its possible if we send him to mexi mexico, hed tell them he isnt trying to build a wall, hes trying to build a Racquetball Court or something. His