Suggested that both ukraine and china should investigate the biden family oh, what happened to doing your crimes in private . [ laughter ] trumps like a mobster who instead of throwing a body in the trunk, throws it in the passenger seat so he can use the carpool lane [ laughter ] according [ applause ] according to a new poll, 45 of americans now support impeaching President Trump, including a major increase in white men age 60 to 61 [ cheers and applause according to the Washington Post, President Trump has privately suggested that u. S. Forces form a human wall to prevent people from crossing the border. [ laughter ] i dont want to say the president is a child, but his immigration policy is literally red rover, red rover [ laughter ] send nobody over nobody. [ cheers and applause according to a new poll, senator Elizabeth Warren is trailing former Vice President joe biden in ohio by two points, but that could change as soon as biden accidentally calls it idaho. [ laughter and applau
Said trump, oh, is that who kept yelling, shut up, shut up, shut up . [ laughter ] President Trump today continued to defend his controversial phone call with the president of ukraine, tweeting that it, quote, could not have been nicer, warmer, or better. Hey, man, youre not getting impeached over bad phone manners. [ laughter ] you solicited a bribe. If a bank robber says, put the money in the bag, please and thank you [ laughter ] he still goes to jail. [ light laughter ] according to press reports, a mouse fell out of the ceiling in the White House Briefing room today and hit a journalist hey, thats my lunch, said one employee [ laughter and applause you tried you tried to get away oh oh, the press is here, i see [ light laughter ] oh, oh, oh, you get away today, my friend. [ laughter ] and in an interview released today, mayor Pete Buttigieg said the superhero he most identifies with is spiderman, because he is, quote, kind of a nerdy guy who finds himself in a position of power. A
That both ukraine and china should investigate the biden family oh, what happened to doing your crimes in private . [ laughter ] trumps like a mobster who instead of throwing a body in the trunk, throws it in the passenger seat so he can use the carpool lane [ laughter ] according [ applause ] according to a new poll, 45 of americans now support impeaching President Trump, including a major increase in white men age 60 to 61 [ cheers and applause according to the Washington Post, President Trump has privately suggested that u. S forces form a human wall to prevent people from crossing the border [ laughter ] i dont want to say the president is a child, but his immigration policy is literally red rover, red rover [ laughter ] send nobody over nobody. [ cheers and applause according to a new poll, senator Elizabeth Warren is trailing former Vice President joe biden in ohio by two points, but that could change as soon as biden accidentally calls it idaho. [ laughter and applause cnn annou
Help. [ light laughter ] im kidding. He turned into a bat and flew into a window. [ laughter and applause really you subpoenaed Rudy Giuliani for documents . Does this look like a man who keeps all of his documents organized . [ laughter ] his office probably looks like the first half of a hoarders episode. [ light laughter ] he probably already lost the subpoena you just served him [ laughter ] House Speaker nancy pelosi told democrats yesterday that their tone around the impeachment inquiry must be, quote, prayerful, respectful, solemn, worthy of the constitution. While President Trump told republicans their tone must be divorced dad at his sons Little League game. [ laughter and applause in a new interview with people magazine, Hillary Clinton called President Trump a, quote, corrupt human tornado. I mean thats going a little far. Human . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause President Trump President Trump tweeted a quote from a fox news contributer yesterday claiming that removing hi
Privately asked aides for a cost estimate of ilding a waterfilled trench along the border that is filled with snakes and alligators. [ laughter ] or as he called it today, a moot. [ laughter ] i swear, trump has the only phone in the world with autoincorrect [ laughter ] thats right President Trump privately asked aides about building a waterfilled trench along the border filled with snakes and alligators sometimes, i think trump got his entire immigration policy from the back of an eighthgraders notebook [ laughter ] i want a trench full of alligators were going to need a big transparent cube and then, if theres money in the budget a cool s. [ laughter ] seriously, did trump fall asleep watching temple of doom again . Another another good i think i should always have a whip is that a good idea . [ laughter ] President Trump today wrongly attacked the Washington Post for a story about his Border Control proposals which was actually published in the New York Times. Oh, who cares which p