happy wednesday! so, last night new hampshire clarified a few things for us. first, that donald trump will probably be the nominee for 2024. true. that s as much a lock as president biden making up a new word. we ll teach donald trump a valuable lesson. don t mess with america unless you want to get the benefits. wait. what was that lesson exactly? don t give a microphone to someone with dementia? the second lesson that dana perino will never be welcome in new hampshire again. that was a water fountain, not a bidet. now somehow nikki haley came out and gave a victory speech which is kind of like the hindenburg declaring victory over fire. but she is doing a speech like she won. she said she is doing a speech like she won. she didn t win. she lost. this is not your typical victory speech. let s not have somebody take a victory when she had a very bad night. she had a very bad night. a very bad night. yet i can go up and say to everybody thank you for the victory. i s
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week and begged to the administration to take action. but instead of biden being empathetic, the president was more concerned than the congresswoman got one of her facts wrong. isn t she amazing? [laughter] she was very specific in saying that a mom who lost two kids to fentanyl, that i killed her sons. the interesting thing is, that fentanyl they took came during the last administration. don t even get me started. jesse: to keep this in mind, biden gave a half-hour speech and that was only mention of fentanyl or the board. the grieving mother now taking the comments not taking lightly. what a horrible human being. how can he sit there and joke about it. somebody asked me, oh, did he misspeak? this shows his heart. you don t have to think about what you say in a moment like this. to me this shows why he just opened the border so wide. he just doesn t care. he is completely heartless. the president owes me an apology and all of the other parents who have lost their child