[laughter] jesse: greg? dana: second gentlemen. greg: no guy s team would ever do that i don t know what i m saying. tonight. chris great comedian. dave rubin, swell guy. kat timpf, terrorist. and then this. greg s itchy wombat news. check out this fellow, huh? his name is ringo. this has got to feel good. you know what? oh, man. look how happy he is. yeah. right there, baby. right there. you know what? a lot of persist tent itching you might want to see proctologist. might be something serious. jesse: thank you for that, greg. judge jeanine: passengers on a boat tour shocking moment in camera dog leapt into the water to confront a 12-foot hammer shark. the pup paddled around and managed to chase away the sun
that s why president biden was right to sound the alarm this week about these continuing attacks on our constitutional order from the outside by donald trump and his movement. if you look up fascism in the dictionary, you gone find all of those things so i m really not sure what the republicans are all upset about other than the fact that it was named. greg: i love how she pre tends to use a dictionary. now don t let all this fascist talk get to you. like my proctologist told me at my last visit, keep your powder dry. it s just a sign of desperation. it s a sign of desperation by desperate pushability you know, like when brian kilmeade stands under the mistletoe. their ideas fail, their policies reward the bad and punish the good. they have nothing to sell except fear that the alternative s even worse than they are. that should be the line that joe s remembered for when historians look back. we have nothing to sell but fear
proctologist. who is gary. i go once a month. he has great hands. bucher s challenges practical and positive. it s also free. maybe this is only what politicians should do since they suck at everything else. they have no idea how to reduce inflation or crime. why not try our love handles? he s got a point. america uses tax dollars to make sugar cheap then we end up with supersized people with supersized health problems and you know warm talking about. me. also we have all been to walmart and seen a five fat scooter pileup in the candy aisle or two. i am with them! tyrus: i have seen it. greg: you have been in costco. two 400-pound people beating the
do you show enough gratitude fo all the great things in your life? are you grateful for your family ? your friends, your proctologist with really slender fingers? and what about me? are you thankful for me? why not show it. why not get a tattoo of my name on your face? what is stopping you? you re upcoming job interview. dignity? that s not stopping lee s hernandez parade he vows to get the district attorney name tattooed on his face. for shaving years off his sentence. he might be lying, after all, h is a murderer, but it s great now we can identify failed liberal policies by the tattoo owner. he said he pleaded guilty to murder as well as personal use of a firearm for the killing of