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[dramatic orchestral music] [gunshots]s] - as farar back as i coululd rememberer, i alalways wanteted toto be a gangngster. - g goodfellalas is likek, f fasten yourur seatbeltst. i m gonna kick the shit out of you for 2 1/2 hours, and d you re gononna love it [glass shahatters] [laughghter] - therere have beeeen soso many gangngster movieis and soso many mob b movies. is it t really posossible that in 191990 martin n scorse will be abable to makeke a gangr movie e that has s something t y thatat hasn t alalready beenen d a millioion times? - itit s gonna b be a good s s. [laughghter] - - and you wawatch the momo, anand you re l like, yeaha - ththank you, s sir. - - all right,t, see you l la. thanks.. - - what are y you doing?? you re l leaving youour car? - he watchches the carar for . - we t tried to cacapture the exububerance of f that w. it s s dangerousus and ththreatening,g, but theyey re havingng a wondnderful timeme. - henrnry, this isis with mrmr. tony ovev
and ththen twist i it somewhe. i just can t believe the way people are. whatat is it witith humanity? what k kind of a w world dodo we live i in? andederson: you re notot alone, ulultimate. i think ththat s whatt the cocomic s sayiying. rereality is t the fodder r fory because it s what we have. so wherere else can n we find cy if not i in real lifife? david: as opposed to what, fake life? you know. life is real. yeah, we got that. first, a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when you re driving that anyone who s driving slower than you is an idiot? [ laughter, applause ] and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac! you see a million things a day in your life, anand they allll go onon the back k burner of your r six-burnerer wolf, ridiculoususly priced d mind. a comedianan comes outut and brs it to the front buburner. i dodon t like other peopople s showewers. there s always a problem with temperature adjustment. there s always a little hair stuck on the wa