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hello, america. i m jimmy fallon, the king locke of late night. greg gutfeld is out. and that s a good thing becaus,e would totally trash this jacket from my overweight figure skater collection like, listen, folks, greg bashes my wardrobe a lot. but in my defense, unlike greg, i can t borrow clothes from peter dinklage. jimmy. anyway, we have a great show for you tonight with a. but before we get to them, it is friday. now, the normal tradition on gutfeld is that we d open with leftovers. but seeing as it s the last episod leftov the e of 2023, the produe agreed to let me share my final thoughts on the year. if it s okay with you people. final thoughts now.. to be honest, 2023 was a bit of a dumpster fire, but it did teach us a lot things. , for instance, but why taught us that this was not what customers meant when they asked the bartender for a beer with some nut some s nut so silly. yeah. the mulvaney story turned the of beers into the rodney king of beers. but
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