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way. happy memorial day now. tonight for the hour, we will highlight of ouriews a big interviews from the past few months. imrst up, immigrationdn is, one of the biggest issues for voters ahead of the 2024 election. iswell, i recently traveled to shelby park in eagle pass, texad tos, for an exclusived interview with former president donald trump aboutanle the border crisis. take a look. he came downook. the escalator> this was a big issue. big you were attacke issd right out of the box. yeah. you know, that day when you came down that dayx th on issue, when i was hearing peeut it from a lot of peopl and it was one of the primaryn reasons in 2016 that i ran and i raon then on the border ai ran on other things, but i ran d on the border largely and wee bo fix the problem. and in 2020, it wasn t even lare a subjecly t. i go out and say, i want to talk about the border. they say, sir, you fix the borderout . nobody cares about the border anymore. now, what s happened is, since
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