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welcom america? welcome toe new year s with tyrus. st mhappy new year s eve. we almost made it. we didit f it.s 20 it felt like it was going to be 2023 for another year with tru inflation, corruption, defunding, my truths comeaux first world oppression, and ate white house that has the moral compass of aouse creepy man wita van down by the river. all right, chris farley. why the big smile? i m glad u.s. and that is kennedy making drinks and solving real problems with use tonight. it is 2024 right around the corner, new year, new outlook, new opportunity and it isue already looking better. get this, ladies and gentlemen, influencers are leaving thed country. [horn]se speak of the american dream is to lead. i sold my house in houston, texas, to move to bali indefinitely. soc tyrus: less social mediaar should b se everyone s new yearo resolution. so what will be in store for 2024?yo well, you don t have to be blinb to see what is going on, but apparently it does help. if
news senior meteorologist and author of the new book,th i am bookstall jay z. when he produces a tv show,sk i characters ask to beto killed off. the founder of the loftus party .com michael and rattlese describe her as too poisonous to fox news contributor katju. and finally, elephants won t discuss him when he s in the room. my massive sidekick in the nwa, world heavyweight champion tirhas w. okay, before we get to some new stories, obviously.s so it s it s friday. it s time for this. greg s leftovers. yeah, i love leftovers. g this is where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. theythat s always it ll be my first time reading these. so if they , it s not my fault.o and you say the word and i ll fire the staff. and here we go . this week, president biden addressed classified documentsah found in his garage. when asked why h e thought be a garage would be a safe place for such things, he said,er because hunter has been hidinge his stash there for fifteens, years and he
Angeles. Israel Conducting Airstrikes and localized ground raids in gaza at this hour, the Israeli Military says the latest rounds of attacks killed a senior hamas member involved in planning last saturdays horrific attacks in israel. Murad abu murad was killed in a strike targeting a building in the gaza strip. It comes as israel continues to urge palestinian is to leave the northern part of the gaza strip, warning the combat will intensify. Theyve also extended a 24 hour window to leave that was issued early friday local time. And new video also coming in overnight showing damage from the israeli city of ashkelon. Hamas armed wing al qassam saying friday that it launched 150 rockets toward that city. There are now reports whether or no new reports yet whether any israelis were injured in that attack. Its been exactly one week now since hamas staged those shocking, brutal and deadly attacks against israel. Israel has been striking back hard all week. In addition to airstrikes and targ
here s the big fat check joe biden got from china. elon musk spills his guts about the feds. they got the halloween scandal. everyone s talking about. plus, take a treat. o wh think back to when you were a kid. your parents catch you withhe your hands stuck in the cookie jar. your first instinct , blame your sister or play dumb. what cookie? mb despite the cookie crumbs littered across your lips, childrens will lie to survive, but deflection doesn t always go awationy with age. look at our president. a walking, talking cookie crumb. for each crumb there s a laptop, an email, a photo whistleblower, an llc. joe biden s been shoveling chines .e fortune cookies down his throat his whole career like a kidhis whol. he thinks the cookies are in his tummy and we won t find ummy andthem. where where s the money? i m joe smit sam jh, representig a bunch of malarkey. . biden so used to being protected that he thinks you need to find gold barse t in in his closet to