news senior meteorologist and author of the new book,th i am bookstall jay z. when he produces a tv show,sk i characters ask to beto killed off. the founder of the loftus party .com michael and rattlese describe her as too poisonous to fox news contributor katju. and finally, elephants won t discuss him when he s in the room. my massive sidekick in the nwa, world heavyweight champion tirhas w. okay, before we get to some new stories, obviously.s so it s it s friday. it s time for this. greg s leftovers. yeah, i love leftovers. g this is where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. theythat s always it ll be my first time reading these. so if they , it s not my fault.o and you say the word and i ll fire the staff. and here we go . this week, president biden addressed classified documentsah found in his garage. when asked why h e thought be a garage would be a safe place for such things, he said,er because hunter has been hidinge his stash there for fifteens, years and he
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news senior meteorologist and author of the new book,th i am bookstall jay z. when he produces a tv show,sk i characters ask to beto killed off. the founder of the loftus party .com michael and rattlese describe her as too poisonous to fox news contributor katju. and finally, elephants won t discuss him when he s in the room. my massive sidekick in the nwa, world heavyweight champion tirhas w. okay, before we get to some new stories, obviously.s so it s it s friday. it s time for this.