[ ] feels good to be on top. And the bottom. Happy tuesday everyone. Earlier today president biden interest united nations general a simile for the last time as commander in chief. He said he will miss their colourful costumes and the way they sing. At the small world after all. Earlier today the president of iran also addressed the u. N. Asking leaders from all over the world to put aside their differences and enjoy america s quality. He then led the entire assembly in arousing performance of death to america. But in a sign of goodwill is representative with a monogram pager. [cheering and applause] [laughter] so the president of türkiye also addressed the general assembly today. Causing 1 man to ask, did someone say türkiye? new footage of an unidentified hump in scotland s loch ness suggests that there might be 2 loch ness monsters. 3 more and they will have a show. [laughter] joe biden met with martin sheen and other actors of the west wing. Sheens it was nice to meet someone
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check under your chairs. i m kidding. anat s monday y. let s welcome tonight s guests. she s an independent, but she knows kurt loder, host of the kennedy saves the world podcast. kennedy. to he brings florida heat to hisrea congressional seat. florida congressman byron. she s like a blow dryer full of hot air and usually in the bathroom. but snooki dream here catches and finally hammers out his roller skates. my match sidekick and the nwa world heavyweight champion tyrus. it s hot in here. i think it s obviousere.. all right. so before we get to some new stories. you know, it s friday, so that s when we do this greg s leftovers. idn mm. yeah, it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. and as always, it s my first time reading these. so if they reading , blame me.bm blame joe machi, one of our writers, as you can tell by his pasty countenance, pudgy, pale sad joe machi. all right.e go sorry. . thewow. r acti here we go.vi flaswhite house h