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Many decades. It hasnt been done for a long time, but we are going to win new york. We are 47 days away from election day, and instead of rallying in a Battleground States, Donald Trump was on Long Island Last Night vowing to win new york, a state, of course, he lost by wide margins in both 2016 and 2020. Well have more from that event in just a molt. Meanwhile, on capitol hill, a small group of house Republicans Yesterday killed speaker Mike Johnsons Plan to fund the government. Well look at what could come next in that spending fight. And also ahead well bring you the latest out of lebanon following a second day of targeted and deadly Device Explosions. Good Morning And Welcome to Way Too Early on this thursday, september 19th. Im jonathan lemire. Thanks for starting your day with us. And we have a lot to get to this morning, and we will begin with the road to the White House. Yesterday was supposed to be the day that Donald Trump faced sentencing for his 34 Felony Convictions in the
12 yesterday and injuring thousands. A covert action that threatens any chance of a Ceasefire And Hostage release before President Biden leaves office. Former President Trump on the Trail Tuesday in michigan. You wonder why i get shot at, right. You know, only consequential president s get shot at. This hour, Vice President harris talking to the Congressional Hispanic Caucus after condemning the claims by mr. Trump and his Running Mate about haitian immigrants in ohio. Its a crying shame. My heart breaks for this community. Good day, everyone. Im Andrea Mitchell In Washington. Personal communication devices are reportedly exploing across lebanon again today after an apparent covert israeli Operation Tuesday turned hundreds of pagers into bombs. Early reports from Lelebanons Health Ministry say at least nine are dead, more than 300 injured today, this morning in another coordinated series of explosions. This after two u. S. Officials tell nbc News Israel was behind tuesdays highly coord