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Is an idea we can make it whatever we want. And that is not demonizing people. It s a dog whistle and it needs to stop all right. Well, on that note of hope, john hope bryant. Thank you very much for being with me tonight have a great weekend, john. And to all of you as well thanks for joining us. Ac360 starts now press conference filled with falsehoods, the former president defends his ties to a true racist conspiracy peddler as the ohio city, they re both pushing antiimmigrant conspiracies about his hit with bomb threats and local schools also tonight, vice president harris campaigning and parts of battleground, pennsylvania, the wind deep red last time, and the reception that she got there today, senator john fetterman joins us live and later dr. Sanjay gupta and what a star nfl quarterback, just 26yearsold, is now facing after his third diagnose concussion of his career good evening. Thanks for joining us for a second straight day elementary school students in springfield, ohio wer