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Erin p republican strategist AarOn Perrine sued her husband and will have to make suregos, two people dOnt eat legos. New york times best sellintimg Author And Fox News COntributoru Kat timptof. And bigfoot calls him reallyly bigfoot. New york times best selling author, Comedian New and former Air Travel are are part of the reasOn jamie, the showsmie, i successful is that we make fun of your terrible life. Care to add Anything Else . Well, it just made me think that One time i bought a cow and some guy took the milkught. Yeah, i get it. I repeated the bad. Man. Is it my Milk Man . Who was my Dad Heatedly . I will say i feel like theres a little bit of Truth Bt to that joke. Not about me, but i feel like One thing that really does Thing Thatw from others i is i feel like theres a genuineness to it, and i feel like theres so muchgenuinen its fake to watch some of these interviews. 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Hillary , moaned abouT Theng media not covering trump the way shed like the tm to. Irt. You know, with six feet of dirt rolling. Sadly bernie. Til sadly, the press is still not able to cover trump the Wayy Tht thaT They. I dOnt understand why its so i difficult for the press to haveo a cOnsistent narrative about how Dangeroutives Trump i its good to see she took a break the Quaker Oatsso Wai cOntainer to wake the do have ad cOnsistent narrative about how dangerous trump is. U the have you been watching . Old vhs Copiesold Vh of. Faces of death, the Ones you were in. This informatiOn also came up, and hillary has a solutiOn for thaT Too cam hillary. Who there are americans who are engaged in this kind of propaganda and, whether they should be civilly or even in some cases, criminally, is something that would be a better being jailed for misinformatiOn. Well, i guess Bill ClintOn will never call you pretty, aarOn. I basically shes saying, you go to jail for things that she doesnt like. 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Now, perry has since released a Statement Apologizing for taking full respOnsibility for the Incidentmentd Taking But Ith the rest of the band from quitting the tour. Neithe O R was hurt, buT The 65yearold Farrell was treated for shinglesd fo. Een hes been put On an i. V. a Balance Nature with a two Week Course of relaxium. Well, there was my joke. So to say always joke. The thing that i always love about bands when Something Goeah WrOng is they use the phrase, you know, mental Health Or Exhaushet gin, right . Because just saying someOnes being an is just not descriptive. Like there was a lot of whatnots in this whole thing Becauss E there was both sides of it. One side was his Side Wasoo thaT They were playing too loud. And he had a sore throat. Yes. Was hurting his Voicd Hea Soreet but. I but when you watch it, he is in an argument with the entiret, frOnt row while theyre playing because theyre like, you and ill kill you. So, i mean, it didnt really starT There and i guess seems his voice is getting it seems to be a lot of problem of all these older rock bandso. What was Mick Jagger and everyOne else saying . Because this new genre of these older guys like motley Crue Hate when the Lead Singer hi, m when he sings its like, emily, come in. I think its Something Called Drugs or is it not doing ugs anymore . Maybe. But definitely Perry Farrell was On somethingbe. S of w he was drinking big bottles of wine. Thats the problem with being a stars theit jamie. Your its good that you remain obscure. Yeah, because if jamie. You happen to embarrass or bottom out, its not going to be in public. Like, ift its that was just in a peopl bar. Maybe 20 people would have seen hin him with would end up On like maybe Surveillance Video On instagram. But here its On a highly rated show called gutfeld and takeover. Its a very good point. This happens to me every week and no One knows. You knowan, its more complicatd with me because people people are, you know, are like Wey Cant ask for our mOney back because take it for free. Is there any wayauseckets youe tO Refund us our time . But you work you bring upa good a good point, though, which is we want our Rock Stars to drink and do drugs, but noT That much. Yeah. Where they cant drbu. Right. Like you want iT To be like crazy. BuT Then youre like, what do you like . What do you do . Like, i notice in comedy, y sometimes people send shots to the stage, like for me to Drinkouople Sen and i go, the you like me is because i didnt drink those. YesOn you lik. M like youre offering me something. Its going to make me worse aT The thing. You like me for Itg M would be like youre like your favorite Guitar Player being like, oh, can i smash your finger with a hammer. Like, its not good. And i love Janes AddictiOn. FavOnker wit. Theyre One of My E bands. If theyd gotten in a fight, i would have been psyched to leave Earlyrite Banif the atg yes, say, oh, they were verye. Re cool. Like, now i dOnt needg into tc. Yeah, i cant. Do you know what . If someOne goes, you wanT To go to a cOntract . Wheu what iwaf we just play d and you spill beer On me . The best part is you said play i cd. Did i say . Play the cd . Ge thats funny. Oh, man. Boy, you are old d. AarOn. What . You are good at spitting. E gowhat should they say is thie is this band dOne . Can they geT Themselves out of thi s. Oh, the band can definitelyit get itself out of it. Its a band. Bands are always big emotiOn and big feelings and all these really Rock Stars are just andan like, its all just emotiOn On that stage. Stageah, if Cooler Headse prevail and if people need to get help, hopefully they can do that in the banhopefulld. Come back Tomorrow Ordy back late, noT Tomorrow, but later On when everybodys feeling better. s feebut i going, Everybody Fel better. 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