For instance, i heard president obama tapped your phones. Just tweet that and the hounds are off your trail obama i knew he was up to no good how low has president obama gone to tap my phones during the big sacred election process . This is nixon watergate. Bad. Boom donald, stop abe maam lincoln . Dont listen to nixon he was the one who tapped the phones in watergate. Shut up, abe dont you have tickets to the theater tonight . Donald, nixon had to resign for lying. Oh, damn it president lincoln is right. Donald, you dont want to end up like me. To paraphrase myself, i am a crook but the rumors about you and the russians are just spooky just admit what happened, donald fake ghost news somebody help das vedana who will you be calling . Vlad putin its the shore with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Anderson Cooper, judd apatow and musical guest jidenna, featuring jon batiste and stay human. Now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers
Theres an avalanche at the ski resort, and Emergency Services are on the site. A College Student in arkansas decides to juggle to prove his sobriety. Definitely not intoxicated. A woman shows a giraffe. And then accusing barack obama of wiretapping trump tower. Some said it was particularly upsetting because hes a private man that likes to keep his thoughts to himself. Cbs this morning. Doesnt make sense. What is the point of wiretapping donald trump, every crazy thought he has he puts on twitter. Hes wiretapping himself. And just like that, the white house had to reset their sign back to zero. Eye opener is pre welcome to cbs this morning. Charlie rose is off, as you know, but i have news of a charlie rose sighting, and a woman said i saw him in a restaurant, and i asked if she talked to him, and she said she was afraid, she didnt want to bother him. Note to self, he likes to engage, and hes eating well and doing all right. Thank you for asking. Anthony mason is with us. U. S. Militar
Stephen hey whoo jon hey stephen hey, everybody cheers and applause audience chanting stephen hey, thanks, everybody thank you, mark piano riff whoo cheers and applause yeah welcome to the late show thanks so much, everybody youre very kind. Very kind. Thank you very much listen cheers and applause thank you, everybody. Lovely. Yeah stay strong, be brave look folks, im not going to lie to you, this is the late show and im stephen colbert. laughter last week, i dont know if you were paying attention but donald trump seemed pretty steady. He gave a big boy speech in front of Congress Long pants and everything. I was afraid hed sold the timeshare in crazytown. Well, hes baaack laughter cheers and applause man, things are moving so fast. I think i need a dramamine. I watched the sunday shows yesterday and alternated between weeping and vomiting, like someone made me chug dayquil and strapped me in a tiltawhirl. Get into this industrial dryer and well throw in a couple of floorescent tubes
Opener, your world in 90 seconds. There is a tornado just off in our distance. Thats a tornado. Severe weather stretches across the midwest. This line has been very, very powerful. There are just tons of wind blowing all which direction. It was pretty scary. House republicans have unveiled a plan to repeal and replace obamacare. How is this not obamacarelike . It is obamacare gone. Because we repeal all the taxes, all the mandates. Theres nothing there. The administration has unveiled a big travel ban. With this order, President Trump is exercising his rightful authority to keep us safe. A Missile System to south korea. A day an jongun superviseded the laun the launch of mifssiles. They dont have a chance. They dont have a chance . No. Strong wind from the western pains are fanning wildfires. Several communities have been evacuated. Buildings destroyed. An avalanche, and key Emergency Services on this site. All that a College Student in arkansas decides to juggle to proven his sobriety
Across eight states. Through the center of the country destroying homes and turning hundreds of thousands of acres into ash. And the International Manhunt for the criminals who broke into a zoo, killed a white rhino to steal one of its horns worth more than gold on the black market. The hunt for the poachers and zoos across the world go on alert this morning. Good morning, america. As you know, a lot of news to get to this morning and it is International Womens day. Yeah, going to be marches and protests across the country. Check this out. Some were wondering if the statue of liberty was in on it. Normally it looks like that. Here it was last night. The lights went out. It was a power failure. Or was it . The womens march tweeting even lady liberty is in on the movement going dark. First that massive breach of top secret information from the cia. Wikileaks has published thousands of files that expose the cia secret tools for hacking into smartphone, computers, reason tvs rocking the In