They spend their days wrangling all our crazy kids when they go out they should get free bottomless win teachers deserve a monthslong spaday hang cucumbers on their eyes cause if you ask the why the spas using veggie theyll explain its becaus of the enzymes teachers should have a prom for teachers so they can dress in fancy clothes the students have t chaperon ms. Weaver mr. Jones no grinding teachers should mak a billion dollar and when its time for art and crafts they should get swarmed by paparazzi and demand selfies and autographs teachers shouldnt have to pay their taxes they should ge cheered around the clock at the bank the should throw money at the and at chipotle they should always get free guac teachers should make a billion dollars yes they should teachers should make a billion dollar teachers should make a billion dollars teachers should make a billion dollar twice a week steve tonight join jimmy and guests Ryan Reynolds, karlie kloss musical guest ezra koenig, and the lege
Just drink at home. I honey . Eh its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight alone again, naturally. Plus, stephen welcomes Ryan Reynolds with jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey. How are you . Welcome back. So glad to see you here at a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Its wednesday i think . That doesnt have the date on it. I think its wednesday. Its hard to tell. Because right now, every day feels like youre being humped. This is our seventh, i think seventh show . Seventh show without an audience. We did one in the theater before we left. We did three the week before the break, so this is seven. Happy to be here. Lovely to see you. Its strange, but its lovely. I actually did the math, and ive been selfisolating for 2 idate now. Did you know and i just found this out that the word quarantine comes from the italian quarantina, which means 40 days which is how long people were isolated during the plague . So
Trump lawyers saying super not happening. Those lawyers not only worried about the pending crush of cases, but right now their client as well. Theyre not keen on the former president s plans for a major News Conference next monday in which he will reveal irrefutable ed of Election Fraud in georgia. So many moving legal pieces, so little time. Weve got the former Attorney General bill barr on that very issue, time. If you think about it, thats what it comes down to. Time. What legal cases can move forward and which ones cannot. Bill barr is here. Your world is now. Welcome, everybody. Glad to have you. Im neil cavuto. Bill barr in just a moment. First right now, we want to go to washington and this drama that is building fast and furiously with all of these pending cases and moving cases of pushing things back. They also concern some separate issues on the hunter biden matter. All of it happening together. Lets get the very latest from david. David . Neil, you mentioned time. Were waiti
The deadline is set for trump and his 18 codefendants to turn themselves in in georgia, which is why everyone is keeping close watch on the Fulton County jail for any and all to surrender. The death toll is rising in the deadliest u. S. Wildfire in a century. 106 people have been killed in maui, but only a handful identified because the Inferno Made Human Remains largely unrecognizable, and now there are new critical questions about what may have sparked some of those wildfires. For the first time north korean officials go public on u. S. Army private travis king. They claim he is seeking refuge there, in part due to Racial Discrimination in the u. S. Military. Im john berman with sara sidner and kate bolduan. This is cnn news central. The georgia jail where donald trump and his 18 accused coconspirators are expected to surrender is open and ready for bookings. In fact, the sheriff has made clear its open 24 7, meaning any defendant at any time could turn themselves in. Trump has not i
Has done just that he joins us live in just a few minutes from now to tell us what he will say, what he thanks the nation needs and that ron desantis and Rhonda Desantis andblasting hims reaction. He is here al live in just a few moments. First hilary is moving north historical Tropical Storm expected to slam to Southern California just hours from now. Within 48 Million People in its path gearing up for what could be massive flooding of the southwest and the southland unprecedented for the west coast. Hello welcome to Fox News Live everyone i am eric shawn. Hi arthel. Arthel hello eric hello everyone i am arthel neville. The National Hurricane center just downloaded hilary to a Tropical Storm. It is already blamed for at least one death and mexico. As far inland as a las vegas. Hilary could still dump more than a years worth of rain in some areas of the next day or so. Forecasters warning of catastrophic lifethreatening floods, dangerous mudslides, Power Outages or possibly even tornad