Were so honored and excited to be here for the week. And now that were here, lets get to the news. What a great time to be in washington. The nationals won yesterday. [ cheers and applause ] the redskins won yesterday. [ cheers and applause ] and the orangeskin lost. [ cheers and applause ] after o donald trump and billy bush making lewd sexual comments about women, nbc announced bush would be suspended from the today show, indefinitely. Bush could not be grabbed for comment. [ audience groans ] [ laughter and applause ] donald trump last night wrote off his past controversial remarks about women as, locker room talk. I dont want to be a fatshamer, but that does not look like a dude who has spent much time in locker rooms. Have a locker room . [ laughter ] Trump Campaign manager, Kellyanne Conway said this morning that last nights debate was a good night for democracy. But, i think what she really meant was good night, democracy. [ laughter ] no, i want to stay up and watch the debate
No, i want to stay up and watch the debate no democracy just go to bed, itll give you nightmares. You dont want to see this, democracy. [ laughter ] after hearing Donald Trumps lewd comments about women, Vice President ial nominee mike pence canceled a Campaign Event in new jersey today even worse, he forgot to tell chris christie. [ laughter and applause ] du l donald trump of being hateful and racist before adding oh my god, hes right behind me, isnt he . [ laughter ] Melania Trump reportedly refused to participate in a joint tv appearance with donald trump this weekend following his comments about women. But its only because she is busy rereading all 6,000 pages of her prenup. [ laughter ] night, that he and running mate mike pence have not spoken about their key points of their policy plans and furthermore he thought that pence was a very biased moderator. [ laughter and applause ] those fancy glasses dont fool me, pence, i know thats you. [ laughter ] and finally foxx newss Gerald
Mexican border, maybe a beaded curtain . [ laughter ] [ applause ] a female astronaut is about to become the oldest woman to fly into space, and this is pretty amazing. She is going to do it without a rocket ship. [ light laughter ] just take off with rage. The mayor of london said recently that if people based in the u. S. Want to escap quote, london is open. Said melania, taxi [ light laughter ] actress Carrie Fisher revealed in her new memoir that she and Harrison Ford had an affair while filming the original star wars. But then he went back to using his hand solo. [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] denver has become the first city in the u. S. To permit the use of remember the specials now [ light laughter ] i think like a halibut. [ light laughter ] and like something thats almond crusted. [ light laughter ] and finally, according to a new study on migrating tree frogs wait im sorry. I could be wrong here but i think i smell some smoke and that can mean only one thing. Its time for ya
With a stick. Seth im sorry, sheriff, but im a married man with a kid. Oh, yeah i was married once. Didnt work out too well. Seth okay. Yeah, it was no good in the marriage department, if you catch my drift. Seth yeah i think we do. Do you . [ laughter ] seth yeah, we do. I had sex with a woman who was not my wife. Seth okay, you know what . [ laughter ] sheriff, look, you know, the live ad is done now. Weve done what were contracted to move on with the show. Oh no, seth. Im sorry, man. I dont know where my head was at. Seth no, its okay. Hey, remember the jingle . For an awesome low rate you can get online, come to the sheriff and same some dimes. Seth okay, thank you, sheriff. All right. So moving on with the show. Theres this brand new thing where hey seth, what are you doing this weekend. Seth i dont know. I was just going to hang around the house. Why dont you come up to my lake house . Seth yeah, no, i told you i have a family. Ditch em, bro. Cant. Hey, to sweeten the deal, i kno
Today, were dealing with the effects of the winter storm that hit siouxland yesterday and overnight. As the morning snow hit, roads and sidewalks began to freeze over. Sioux city was a white out earlier yesterday, with less than half a mile visibility. And the icy sidewalks and streets were making it more difficult for travel. Earlier in the morning, crews were out clearing the streets and spreading sand, but it was slow going. The Winter Weather conditions did cause some problems for drivers. Ktivs tommie clark shows us the tricky travel on sioux city roads yesterday. Snow. This morning after about 9 30 they just started to deteriate quickly. We really saw that significant change. Weve had troopers staggered. Some came out at 4am, 6am, and then i came out at 7 and then well all extend our shifts throughout the day, said i state trooper, john farley. Trooper john farley says with the limited visibility, its important to take extra precautions. We encourage people, turn your headlights