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Announcer live from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon join his guests, musical guests of monsters and men and featuring the legendary ruths crew and now here is your host, jimmy fallon thank you very much. Welcome. Thank you so much, everybody welcome to the tonight show. Were coming to you live right now from studio 6 a. After the final debate between President Trump and joe biden and i think we can all agree the winner was Kristen Welker. Come on. Knockout home run of course, everybody was talking about how there would be a mute button used during tonights debate it seemed like it worked pretty we well im thinking of getting one for thanksgiving the muted mikes helped it was much calmer at one point they almost cut to Jeffrey Toobin to lightening things up. Trump seemed much more calm. Did they replace him with his disney robot for the most part, things were civil compared today first debate, was a ufc fight on meth. It was a
Dont get me wrong, i mean, people are still going to die of boredom it is baseball, after all but, thankfully, theyre safe from corona. I have one question why are the fake people Wearing Masks . It just seems unnecessary. America has already shown that if youre a person made out of cardboard, you dont need to wear a mask. Also, i hope they told the announcer that those fans are made out of paper. Otherwise, that guy is going to freak out. Oh, my god that ball just went through a guys chest. Oh, my god, why isnt anybody helping him and that was really creative how they put that kid in a giant bubble baseball. Maybe they should do that with other sports, like in the n. F. L. Put every player in a bubble, then when they get tackled, the ball bounces into the stands, and the fans get to punch the bubble back onto the field. Tell me that doesnt sound like a fun sport. And you solved the concussion problem. Roger goodell, call me. In other news, one of the most inspiring things during these
Just drink at home. I honey . Eh its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight alone again, naturally. Plus, stephen welcomes Ryan Reynolds with jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey. How are you . Welcome back. So glad to see you here at a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Its wednesday i think . That doesnt have the date on it. I think its wednesday. Its hard to tell. Because right now, every day feels like youre being humped. This is our seventh, i think seventh show . Seventh show without an audience. We did one in the theater before we left. We did three the week before the break, so this is seven. Happy to be here. Lovely to see you. Its strange, but its lovely. I actually did the math, and ive been selfisolating for 2 idate now. Did you know and i just found this out that the word quarantine comes from the italian quarantina, which means 40 days which is how long people were isolated during the plague . So
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