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Before, to achieve what . But one of his supposed friends the Prime Minister of luxembourg launches a scathing attack on that Brexit Strategy after Boris Johnson pulls out of a joint News Conference amid noisy protests. Its not under my responsibility if they are not able to find a United Kingdom back in london and the house of commons and a majority. These are home made problems. Also on the Programme Auto workers at General Motors walk off the job for the first strike in 12 years, fuelling turmoil in the us economy. And the bride who swallowed her ring to hide it from the bad guys who wanted to steal it. Trouble is, she was dreaming it. Hello and welcome im Michelle Fleury in washington and Christian Fraser is in london. The wave of drone attacks this weekend on a major oil facility in saudi arabia, took out 5 of Global Supply and has triggered a record surge in oil prices. President trump says the United States is locked and loaded to respond and says he will use the Emergency Oil r
Star spangled spectacle. Today we come together as one nation with this very special salute to america. The president celebrates Independence Day with a military show of force. Speaking of thousands on the national mall, the reaction this morning heading into the Holiday Weekend. Those stories, plus, in the weeds. A surprising problem popping up on beaches this summer. Never forget. New revelations that amazons alexa can record and store conversations forever. But there is something you can do to get your privacy back. And coco motion. Cori gauff is taking wimbledon and the world by storm, and we got the chance to speak to her proud parents today, july 5th, 2019. Announcer from nbc news, this is today with Savannah Guthrie and hoda kotb, live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. Welcome to today. Thank you for joining us on this friday morning. Im peter alexander, alongside sheinelle jones, filling in for our friends savannah and hoda on this post july 4th friday morning. We have some
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