Who . I win again all it takes to win risk chaos edition is to boldly declare victory and leave chaos in your wake you just lit the board on fire. Guess i win again. laughing hey, guys, i just got the new risk chaos edition. I win son of a bitch risk chaos edition, nothing means anything announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight burning it down plus stephen welcomes steve carell and musical guest toby keith, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hey there nice to see you i like it i like it thank you thank you cheers and applause thank you, dear friends. Welcome. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. And folks cheers and applause in light of the darkness that is the trump presidency, id like to start tonight with something nice. Last night, gymnastics World Champion simone biles threw out the first pitch at game two of the world series, but first, she did something really cool there she is, and whoa cheers and applause keep in mind, she did that before the game started. Can you imagine watching that and then watching baseball . laughter it would be like an emcee saying, ladies and gentlemen we sure hope you enjoyed lizzo. Now please welcome to the stage baseball laughter applause cheering now, back to the darkness, already in progress. laughter late today, we learned that trump will be attending the world series on sunday. Of course, keep in mind, we dont know for sure if it will last that long trumps presidency, i mean. cheers and applause piano riff during an oval office ceremony, reporters say, he was asked if hed throw out the first pitch. Its probably not going to happen. First of all, im not sure he could land the back flip. And second, we know hes not very good at doing things onehanded. laughter ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States as trump okay, everybody. Get ready for a little chin music. Here we go. Pick it up. It made it. Thats 60 feet. Yesterday, the president gave a speech at an Energy Convention in pennsylvania and focused on the technology of the future wall. Were building a wall on the border of new mexico and were building a wall in colorado. Stephen thats right, a border wall in colorado. laughter once theyre done with that, theyre building a naval base in idaho. laughter a lot of people, including me, mocked the president for this, so late last night, he tweeted kiddingly were building a wall in colorado, then stated, were not building a wall in kansas but they get the benefit of the wall were building on the border referred to people in the very packed auditorium, from colorado and kansas, getting the benefit of the border wall yeah, obviously, he was kiddingly laughter if you look at the tape, its clear he was doing a jokle were building a wall on the border of new mexico, and were building a wall in colorado. Were building a beautiful wall. That really works. Stephen yep, thats how you know hes kidding, because he said, it really works. laughter you know the old joke two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted. Really. Brutally assaulted. He was almost amurdered. laughter as a fellow comedian, i get it. Before you tell a joke, you always kick it off by saying kiddingly. laughter if you dont believe me, just check out my prompter. There you go. laughter applause trump wishes hes fun. Trump wishes the democrats were kiddingly about impeachment. Its not easy for republicans to defend trump. We have the transcript of the phone call where he pressures ukraine to investigate biden. Then trump admitted it on camera. Then mulvaney add plighted to quid pro quo on camera. So, left with nothing else, yesterday House Republicans stormed the impeachment hearings. That is a large herd of white men. By the way, a herd of white men is called a j. Crew. laughter a j. Crew of white men. applause the mob was led by florida representative matt gaetz, seen here on bring your chin to work day. laughter this was a desperate, cynical ploy to discredit the basic principles of our constitution. But gaetz sees himself as a hero. We were like, you know, the 300 standing in the breach to try to stop the radical left from storming over our democracy. Stephen okay, all right, thats one point of view. For a rebuttal to matt gaetzs analogy, we go now to King Leonides this is stupid cheers and applause Stephen Gaetz played to the camera when he was asked about his friendship with the president. I love the president so much, i might never love another president again. Stephen wow, thats quite a love story. Theyre like romeo and juliet, except everyone else wants to kill themselves. laughter applause apparently, the president knew about the stunt ahead of time, and today he tweeted thank you to House Republicans for being tough, smart, and understanding in detail the greatest witch hunt in american history. It has been going on since long before i even got elected the insurance policy a total scam as trump thank you, guys. Youre like the sons i wish i had instead of the ones i do. laughter cheers and applause the g. O. P. Is saying, we need to know whats going on in there, but heres the thing, the 47 republicans on the committees leading the investigation have access to the closeddoor depositions. And republican lawyers are given the same amount of time to question witnesses as democratic counsels. In fact of the republicans who r. S. V. P. d for the room storming, 12 of them are allowed to sit in on all depositions. Good protest, guys. What do we want . What we have when do we want it . Already got it why are we here . I dont know. I heard there was pizza applause i heard there was pizza this is not some democratic star chamber, as judge Andrew Napolitano attempted to explain to his fox and friends as frustrating as it may be to have these hearings going on behind closed doors, the hearings over which congressman schiff is presiding, they are consistent with the rules. They can make up any rules they want . They cant change them. They narrowly them. In january of 2015. And who signed them . John boehner. And who enacted them . A republican majority. Stephen what . If boehner did this, that means the deep state has created a time machine and gotten to the republicans in the past. Quick, can we get a picture of john boehner from 2015 . Great scott all of this would be damning to the g. O. P. s complaints, if facts mattered. I miss you, facts. Come back ill floss so why did the republicans pull this stunt . Well, one former prosecutor explains it is often said of trial lawyers that when the law is not on their side, they pound on the facts. When the facts are not on their side, they pound on the law. When neither the law nor the facts are on their side, they pound on the table. Oh, trumps way ahead of you. Hes not pounding on the table. Hes quarterpounding on the table. se hter but even the republican sham argument that the whole things a sham might be about to crumble because House Democrats plan to make the impeachment probe public as soon as mid november. Just in time to ruin thanksgiving. Can you pass the turkey . Trump was right about turkey and ukraine witch hunt you want gravy with your honeybaked scam . cheers and applause piano riff she seems mad. She seems really mad. I think i know which turkey trump is going to pardon this year. as trump laughter the walls are closing in on the trump administration, and that includes on trump attorney and man asking if youre going to finish that baby, rudy giuliani. Jon oh, my, cannibalism. laughter stephen giuliani is being investigated for some shady business dealings in ukraine, and as a result, weve just learned that giuliani is looking for a defense attorney. laughter rudy, if youre looking for a good one, dont look in a mirror. laughter good news for everybody out there whos so high they cant remember the beginning of this sentence. Because, earlier today, president ial candidate Bernie Sanders unveiled his plan to legalize marijuana cheers and applause thats right. 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But sometimes, i like to go to the mall, get a little tipsy at colormemine, and throw some paint on a ceramic fish, dunk it in the marble glaze, and spill some glitter on it, to create the slapdash anniversary present of news that is my segment meanwhile. cheers and applause its a movement its a movement meanwhile, fans are pumped because disney just released the final trailer for episode nine, the rise of skywalker, and it has everything star wars fans love lightsaber duels, tie fighters, and. Space horses . laughter but one scene has hardcore fans worried because it hints at a favorite characters death. What are you doing there, 3po . Taking one last look at my friends. Stephen noooooo say it aint c3pso laughter if you have to kill somebody, throw jarjar into a lightsaber wheat thresher laughter but between you and me, i hear they had to kill off 3po because he was about to get r2metooed. laughter jon oh oh mmmmm. Mmmmm. Oooh. Stephen do you think that ones going to make it past t edit . Well see. Meanwhile, in baseball news, the kids song baby shark has become the unofficial anthem of the world series because nationals outfielder Gerardo Parra here, began using it as his walkup song. Some say its annoying, but its way better than his previous walkup track, the audio book from moby dick. laughter call me ishmael. Some years ago, never mind how long precisely, having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, i thought i would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. Go nats. laughter stephen meanwhile, scientists have designed a phone case that looks and reacts like human skin. audience reacts heres the new skin phone in action, and gross. Finally a quick and easy way to know if your tinder date is a psychopath. as buffalo bill it puts the lotion on my phone. laughter this Technology Detects and interprets a variety of gestures. For example, slapping the case indicates anger, and pinching or pulling its skin indicates an upset user. So your phone will need a password and a safe word. laughter meanwhile, theres a new fight against gender discrimination, and its happening on reality tv. I was playing in the u. S. Open. I was crushing this guy. And he starts laughing. Its condescending. I didnt know running for office was going to target my momhood. There were very few women, i could not get hired as a lead pastor. In my culture, men and women are not treated equally. Im going undercover as a man. Working with special effects makeup artists. The best in the world. Everything thats feminine and beautiful about you, we are going to change into a man. Its not me we deserve automatic respect as human beings. Stephen this show is the most hardhitting expose since bugs bunny went undercover to investigate sexism in the hunting industry. laughter that wascally wabbit should be given pawento weave. laughter thats as loud as i could do that voice. This seems like a good time to say that here at the late show, we work hard to ensure an equitable workplace for all of our employees. Its something that we pride ourselves on, and yo stephen, whats up. Stephen sorry, everybody. I think its one of my writers im sorry, your name is . Its travis. Stephen travis . Travis bromanguy. Stephen youre one of my writers . Stephen yeah, i write all the jokes about boobies. What even are they . . laughter stephen good stuff. Well, trav, im in the middle of meanwhile, but what can i do for you . Yeah, i was just thinking. You know, like guys do. Can i have 600 . laughter stephen why do you need 600 . For guy stuff. Stephen like . Im having my penis. Winterized. laughter stephen is that what youre talking about right there . Yeah. Stephen and how do you do that, trav . How does one winterize a penis . Its painful. Stephen really . A lot of rotations. Stephen ariel, i know thats you. Damn it okay. Worth a shot. Well, im going to go take up four seats on the subway. Stephen travis bromanguy, everybody well be right back with steve carell. cheers and applause band playing im Christina Stembel and i chose the spark cash card from capital one with unlimited 2 cash back on everything i buy why wouldnt i get this card . i redeemed 115,000 in cash back, which doubled our Marketing Budget last summer. Whats in your wallet . And i gotta say, i like more. Switch and get 4 lines for 25 per line per month, with unlimited gigs, plus 4 free lg stylo™ 5 phones, all on our super reliable, super fast nationwide network. The pain and swelling. The psoriasis. Cosentyx treats more than just the joint pain of active psoriatic arthritis. 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Stephen they dont deserve us were famous laughter but i love seeing you, but it is a little surreal to have you out on the show, for late show Stephen Colbert to interview movie star steve carell because youre just the guy down in the next cubby city to me who is putting stuff on the floor because there are rats down there. Do you remember when we found the rat . Stephen yes, i was there you remember when rubano freaked out and started beating it to death with a fence post . Yeah, i had to walk out of the room at that point. Stephen i couldnt look away. laughter i was the new guy. I guess this is what i was supposed to do, i guess this happens every night at second city. Kl th rat kill the rat stephen mmhmm. I found a new steve carell i didnt know before, and i hope you can explain whats going on here. This is you what is going on with that mustache right there . cheers and applause you lived in witness protection for many years under the name ramon garcia, i understand. laughter whats going on here . My nickname was apparently pepe, for some reason. Stephen how long did you have the stash, steve . On and off about 30 years. Stephen i never knew you with a mustache. I grew a mustache to play la crosse because i thought it made me look for intimidating. laughter look at this stephen how old are you . You look like a knights page from 1312. Yeah. Stephen how old are you here . Seventeen. Stephen 17. Yeah. I started growing a beard when i was, like, 14. It was super easy. Stephen i know. You need to shave halfway through this ser view. I know. I do. Stephen a number of guests have come on here, and im sure people have said to you over the years, the one thing that they know the both of us did together was waiters who were nauseated by food. Mmhmm. Stephen which was the cheers and applause i dont know if they actually saw it or they just loved the idea. Well, anytime you Say Something like that and have a little pause, people are going to applaud. laughter stephen i dont know what that is but do go on . We both had scene ideas for the dana carvey show. I had one called waiters are nauseated by food and you had one i auditioned a piece a podiatrist nauseated by feet. Stephen with no knowledge the other person had the bit they kids. Mmhmm. Stephen i was a waiter and used to read the specials list when i was hung over the night before and pretend to be nauseated for my other waiters. We did this on air and got both of us hired at the daily show. That was the thing they loved. Stephen when they found out i was in waiters nauseated by food they hired me on the spot and said weve got to get somebody else six months later. I told them they should hire you on the tail late show. Stephen. I owe my career to you because you were instrumental in get meg the job. Stephen when does daddy get his beak wet . Dont make me put my rings on. Do you enjoy the fake vomit. Oh, yeah. Stephen really . For sure. gagging laughter im justoing to watch you a little bit. laughter stephen youre the guest. I was just starting to taste it a little bit. If you can taste it a little, your eyes can water a little bit. Oh, i never told you this story. I had a friend named brewster. When we were kids, we were playing basketball. It was the tipoff and he was going to throw the ball up and somebody said, throw the ball up throw it up throw it up and brewster just went blaaaah into his hands it was the equivalent of a mic drop. Oh, no, dry heave . This guy just went blaaaah stephen how old . About ten years old. Ive never seen anyone who could vomit on cue. Fantastic. Stephen what became of this gentleman. A hydrogeologist. Stephen good for you, brewster. Kids, thats a message of hope right now. Fantastic. Stephen speaking of not being able to keep your lunch down, do you remember because we have a clip here. I thought you were going to bring up a movie that i did or something. laughter stephen speaking of not being able to keep your lunch down i just picked that. I teed it up for you, you had to. Stephen do you remember when we were at the daily show and we did even stephen stuff, you came up with the idea of spring break and binge drinking. I would be the guinea pig. Stephen no, originally you said what if the both of us went out and got so drunk, and then we did the whole field piece about what it was like to be blind drunk. Yeah, it was a field piece. The idea of it was to show the effects of alcohol on the human system, a lot of local people do it around the holidays, and as, you know, cautionary tale, this is what happened to me so you should not do this. Stephen doing shots and stuff like that. Right, so we went to a controlled experiment. Stephen and i said, i think thats a great idea. What if, though, only you get blind drunk and i just watch you do it. You just administer stephen i administer the alcohol, take the notes and i basically question you. Im the control, okay. Right so i started with, i think, a glass of rosee, and i moved to a shot of jagermeister, long island iced tea, and this was all on camera. Stephen with time lapse. With a time lapse. And you were taking notes. Stephen and you were insisting at a certain point, you insisted that i punch you. laughter yes. I took off my shirt and i said punch me as hard as you can in the chest. Stephen you eventually took off your shirt. We have a clip of you saying punch me. Knowing the shirt comes off eventually but this is not the moment. Did i open the shirt . Stephen you didnt open the shirt for this part. This is all real. Steve is committed and you were as hammered as ive ever seen anyone. The drunkest ive ever been in my life. Steve, okay give me the test, punch me stephen i dont want to. Punch me in the chest. Oh oh, jeez cheers and applause the next day i woke up and i thought, what happened to my did i fall down a flight of steps or something . And my wife was so mad at you. Stephen she was mad at me. First of all, i took you home. And she knew this was your pitch. I took you home and you were like a drunken sailor over my shoulders trying to get you to the front of your house. Shes, like, what did you do to him . I said i didnt do anything. I agreed and this was his idea. She thought you were going to stop my heart with the punch to my chest. Stephen i said, have you seen my arms . He could have shattered my wrist. The other element was the ride home. It was evies car. Stephen it was my wifes station wagon. She said, fine, just dont throw up in the car. And i remember you saying, theres a bag in the front seat. You were so kind to drive me home. It was all planned ahead. You said, whatever you do, dont try to vomit out the window, and i middle east tried to vomit out the window. Stephen and it just went in the door. The window was up, it wasnt down. laughter yeah stephen thats why i said dont try to vomit out the window, because it was winter. laughter and you tried to get that out of the mechanism in the door for stephen before evie could find out. Yeah. Stephen i did not succeed. No. So we had two very disappointed spouses. Stephen yes. Luckily, your wife has a sense of humor eventually about this. Shes actually maybe funnier than you. For sure. Stephen yeah. Do you guys laugh a lot . Hmum. Stephen no. Just stare silently. The secret to a happy marriage is staying in separate roomso most of the time. laughter no, we do this one thing to be somebody asked me, does your wife make you laugh . This is a little hard to explain, but i will say her name, and she will shoot me a look but never make eye contact with me, so, say steve. Stephen steve. laughter now ill do it to you. Stephen okay. Ready . Stephen okay. Tephen laughter and, so, we can sit for half an hour, honey andimesheres, like, one or two different points before you settle on that. Stephen sure. Please dont go any. Where we have to take a break. Back with more mr. Steve carell right there. cheers and applause band playing what i love most about being a scientist at 3m is that im part of a community of problem solvers. We make ideas grow. From an everyday solution. To one that can take on a bigger challenge. From packaging tape. To tape that can bond materials to buildings. And planes. One idea can unlock a breadth of solutions. At 3m, we are solving problems that improve lives. Its either thenlock assucertification process. Or it isnt. Its either testing an array of advanced safety systems. Or it isnt. Its either the peace of mind of a standard unlimited mileage warranty. Or it isnt. 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Stephen the office is the most watched program, most streamed program on netflix. Beats everything. cheers and applause good. Stephen friends, everything. Everything. I hear good things. Ive never actually seen it. But i hear. Have you ever and do you ever watch yourself . No. Stephen never . Hmum. Stephen did you whenever it was on . No. Stephen why . It was a pretty good show. Sometimes a cast would get together and we would watch it together and that was really fun, but, no, i tend not to do that. Stephen ever, do you watch your movies or anything like that . Im curious. No. Stephen youve never watched one of your movies . If i had been in Shawshank Redemption i would watch that because i always watch Shawshank Redemption when its on. Stephen would you like to see it with me because ive never seen it. Youre kidding me stephen no, never seen shawshank. I dont know why. I want to see it with the right guy. laughter that would be fun. I want to see it with you and me and Morgan Freeman and tim robbins and go, this is pretty good what were you guys thinkg when you shot this scene . laughter no, i dont tend to watch stephen me with the kids . No, ehear from car. Stephen have you been in things your kids dont know youre in, like you have been a voice in something and you go, thats actually me. No, im really specific that they know everything i do. laughter stephen youve returned to tv, such as tv is these days. Right. Stephen youve finally returned to the tiny screen with the new show on apple tv . Is that what you call it . Sure. Stephen is it called apple tv . It is called that . Stephen there it is there. Its called the morning show. Stephen and who do you play in the morning show . I play a morning anchor Mitch Kessler who is a very handsome laughter stephen yeah. I didnt wait for that. laughter a very handsome, charming narcissistic anchor. Stephen and he gets in a little bit of trouble, doesnt he . Im not giving anything away by saying that, right . No, he gets in a little trouble. He is a person with an enormous blind spot as to how people perceive him, how he perceives himself. Stephen and he is the subjects of a metoo accusation. Yes. Stephen and hes the host of a morning show on a network. Right. Stephen where on earth did this character come from, steve carell . Is it based on anyone . At all . laughter it is completely fictional. Stephen we have a clip right here. Do we need to set this up . This is Mitch Kessler talking to his about the agent, trying to figure out what the next step will be. Stephen okay. Jim. I know its only been a few days, and i know that youre going to tell me its too soon, but just for a second, lets look at the larger context of metoo. Its been what two years . Were two years in . I feel people are screaming for an honest conversation, and what do i do . What do i do best . I am a journalist i can feel when the world needs me to articulate something for them, to help them understand and, believe me, i know this is going to require a high degree of sensitivity, but i bleep love a tight rope. I love it. Makes me feel alive. Stephen wow, he should not do that. Well, a delight a delight to see you again. Also always a pleasure. Stephen give me best to your lovely wife. And to yours. Stephen the morning show premieres on apple tv on november 1. Steve carell, everybody well be right back. cheers and applause band playing 3 for 10 bucks welcome t, starter, entree and drink anytime, anywhere tap to get it togo, tap to get it delivered your home is now chilis, your phone is a waiter just a few taps, baby, taps, baby, taps mmmmhmmm together we chilis, oh yeah, baby, yeah goldi knows to never compromise. Too shabby too much too perfect i can rent this . For that price . Absolutely. What is this, some kind of fairy tale . 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You oughta know a little bit of somethin bout the roots and the boots and the rhinestone suits that started this rodeo hey thats country, bro yeah thats country, bro emmylou and Conway Twitty mmmel and detroit city crystal gayle, and willie, waylon, David Alan Coe earl thomas, eddy rabbit shenandoah, alabama George Strait and randy travis, diggin up bones saw em on heehaw singing in their overalls junior was the star of the show thats country, bro yeah thats country, bro bo and luke and daisy duke smokey and the bandit, one and two jerry reed and jerry clower Glen Campbells goodtime hour john wayne and Marshall Dillon roy rogers, Andy Griffith ben and adam, hoss and little joe and festus thats country, bro yeah thats country, bro thats country, bro yeah cheers and applause everybody well be right back cheers and applause stephen thats it for the late show. Tune in tomorrow when ill be joined by eddie murphy. Now stick around for james corden. Good night cheers and applause cheers and applause are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry where it is you come from itll be all right its the late, late show