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40s by 5 00 p. M. Lots of suns throu the day, a clear sky tonight. Next weather and traffic on the 1s coming up at 6 11 p amelia segal joins us live with your walk to work forecast. How are roads . Overall looking pretty good. No problems headed to the spur. Into and out of town on 66 looking good. Earlier road sworkwork is out of the way. 95 north, trouble spot through dale city. We did have an earlier incident that has now cleared out of the way. So you dont have to worry about that any longer. Well have a live picture along 66 coming up when im back in ten minutes. And also of course a look at some travel times. Im Richard Jordan at the live desk with breaking news. Several European Countries on high alert this morning after a terror plot was foiled just hours before it was set to go off. New information was just released by belgium prosecutors about a plot the that wa ....
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And id never heard of this, but they make the guy when theyre having movie sex they make the guy wear a thing called a [bleep] sock. Its totally true. Its a [bleep] sock, and, basically, they put a stocking on your wiener, and then they pull it through your legs, which thats appealing. Thats like how serial killers [bleep] [ breathing heavily ] snap. You got to break their neck at the end. [ laughs ] oh, come on. You got to. [ laughs ] but i had never heard of the [bleep] sock because ive never done a sex scene in a movie. Done a bunch of movies. No sex scenes. And i know my place. I know im not gonna get to do a sex scene in a movie. I think if i did, it would be a horror movie, and i wont be the one having the sex. Like, some hot, young couple getting it on, hotyoungcouple style. And im, like, the creepy janitor watching them. Or the inbred, redneck hotel owner just climbed in through the window. And theyre getting it on, hotteen style over in the corner, and im over there going, [ch ....
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