[ applause ] greg thank you. Can Somebody Help that poor woman who fainted . Happy thursday everyone. This fall, Chris Christie will Teachers Class at el on how to run a political campaign. He will discuss everything hes ever done and then say dont do that. The class will only be open to ten students because thats the most that will fit in there with him. The class will be very inclusive considering he is fluent in over eight sandwiches. [ laughter ] and any student bringing an apple should be aware he wont accept it unless its dipped in caramel. Hes a friend. Greg Kamala Harris has been criticized for bringing Tim Walz along with her for Tonight Interview but supporters say america is used to her dragging around a creepy old white guy. [ applause ] greg she claimed she once worked at mcdonalds but people are finding it very hard to verify this although one former employee says she did put him in jail. Why would she lie . Anyway, a venezuelan Migrant Gang was caught taking over an Apar
Hop in. another big episode, i m not going to lie. I thought i looked cool when i put the jacket. A flamethrower. I m just like a waiter which makes sense, we are serving up a hot show tonight. Byron donald is in the house but first, we meet a panel so hot we are paying them in singles. A big dairy crowd. The typical girl nextdoor assuming the girl sam s peers on football sundays. Current head drinker applebee s, cohost outnumbered human happy hour emily compagno is here. [laughter] worldclass comedian who stole america s hearts on the show kevin can wait. He played jack and the beanstalk at the school play, is that true? it s true. Turn on the show. [applause] and author, model and spokesperson for the national committee which is shocking because most people assumed all truth spokesperson for the rnc. [applause] you re making your debut on the low pressure night of the year because it is labor day weekend 99% of our fans are hammered we really do have the best fans but when they twe
come on in the welcome to another big episode of the cable news party where everybody is welcome. you can be a republican, you can be a democrat, just don t be asleep. can i get an amen from the panel? got to be honest, the focus is still on thursday night when donald trump made history as the first former united states president to debate the current that guy. [laughter] bad news is hillary clinton but no time for speculation. the democrats have been doing it for the past 48 hours. ronald reagan wants to describe america as a shining city on the hill. here s an update on the city after the debate. it s worth noting they are selling the house as the video is cheap our panel is the real deal so let s meet them. not only is she a super star news contributor and best writer but if i have a daughter, i d name or after the first guest and call her train wreck. i kid. kennedy is here. you know how many nicknames we wrestled with before we settled on train wreck? the only on
greg: all right okay. sit down, sit down! [ cheering ] jesus christ you people. i was out of town last night did anything happen? it is friday you know what that means like most corollas you find him and junkyards, to adam corolla! she s got southern charm and can break your arm cohost of the bottom line megan could dowel. she s offbeat as a 1 armed drummer, host of kennedy saves the world, canady. and he s the original planet fitness. new york times best-selling author, comedian and former nwa world heavyweight champion tyrus. all right calmed down. so how bad was joe at the debate last night? [ booing ] so bad that julie reid lost even more hair. so bad jimmy carter watched the debate and said wow that guy is almost a dead. so bad hillary is already writing her acceptance speech and a joe s suicide note. it s so bad nancy pelosi s face on froze. joe was so bad vladimir putin denied poisoning him. it was so bad joe biden thought st. peter was at the moderator. [ cheering a