[ applause ] greg thank you. Can Somebody Help that poor woman who fainted . Happy thursday everyone. This fall, Chris Christie will Teachers Class at el on how to run a political campaign. He will discuss everything hes ever done and then say dont do that. The class will only be open to ten students because thats the most that will fit in there with him. The class will be very inclusive considering he is fluent in over eight sandwiches. [ laughter ] and any student bringing an apple should be aware he wont accept it unless its dipped in caramel. Hes a friend. Greg Kamala Harris has been criticized for bringing Tim Walz along with her for Tonight Interview but supporters say america is used to her dragging around a creepy old white guy. [ applause ] greg she claimed she once worked at mcdonalds but people are finding it very hard to verify this although one former employee says she did put him in jail. Why would she lie . Anyway, a venezuelan Migrant Gang was caught taking over an Apar
Hello, i am Nicole Saphier along with licia, David Webb and joey jones. Welcome to the big Weekend Show. The story tonight, Joe Biden at the Beach And Kamala harris types mean tweets. Day 12 of vacation for the president as he sunbathed in front of the cameras in delawa delaware. His vp Kamala Harris taking time off the trail this Holiday Weekend seems to be airing out grievances about Donald Trump on x. This time shes doubling down on a push to get the debate will change. The Keyboard Complaining is a symptom of tds. They suffer from a thing called tds, do you know what that is . A horrible terminal disease. [laughter] it destroys the mind, destroys the mind before the body. Trump derangement syndrome. Lucas tomlinson live at the White House. Good evening, lucas. President biden spoke to reporters after leaving church a few minutes ago and reiterated he wants to see the war in gaza ending, he did not seem to have a Planner Update about ceasefire talks that remain ongoing and refused t
Hop in. another big episode, i m not going to lie. I thought i looked cool when i put the jacket. A flamethrower. I m just like a waiter which makes sense, we are serving up a hot show tonight. Byron donald is in the house but first, we meet a panel so hot we are paying them in singles. A big dairy crowd. The typical girl nextdoor assuming the girl sam s peers on football sundays. Current head drinker applebee s, cohost outnumbered human happy hour emily compagno is here. [laughter] worldclass comedian who stole america s hearts on the show kevin can wait. He played jack and the beanstalk at the school play, is that true? it s true. Turn on the show. [applause] and author, model and spokesperson for the national committee which is shocking because most people assumed all truth spokesperson for the rnc. [applause] you re making your debut on the low pressure night of the year because it is labor day weekend 99% of our fans are hammered we really do have the best fans but when they twee
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Fox news Saturday Night. Hop in. Welcome to the cable news had party were tonight we are raising red lookups to my late great daisy who buck the hair type in the sky this week. Give it up for daisy, everybody. There is. Some think its crazy to open comedy show on a dead pet but fine spirits because daisy had a great run. This kat youre looking at was 19 years old which in human years would make her mitch mcconnell. [laughter] is a bipartisan show where everyone feels welcome, i figured it would be overcome a ring energy liberals because like the precious wind turbines, shes killed tons of birds. [laughter] my wife is still be done about about my 15yearold son lincoln seems ready to move on. Last night we saw him on the computer checking out Penthouse Pet alaska airlines, one door closes and another one opened. [laughter] flies open and back. With me to discuss, daisy so much more, they are more like the pall bearers that joke was the only thing sadder than my dead kat. As a Superstar F