Hop in. ♪ another big episode, i'm not going to lie. I thought i looked cool when i put the jacket. A flamethrower. I'm just like a waiter which makes sense, we are serving up a hot show tonight. Byron donald is in the house but first, we meet a panel so hot we are paying them in singles. A big dairy crowd. The typical girl nextdoor assuming the girl sam's peers on football sundays. Current head drinker applebee's, cohost outnumbered human happy hour emily compagno is here. [laughter] worldclass comedian who stole america's hearts on the show kevin can wait. He played jack and the beanstalk at the school play, is that true? it's true. Turn on the show. [applause] and author, model and spokesperson for the national committee which is shocking because most people assumed all truth spokesperson for the rnc. [applause] you're making your debut on the low pressure night of the year because it is labor day weekend 99% of our fans are hammered we really do have the best fans but when they tweeted us after the show it looks like it was written by a cow in a chickfila commercial. [laughter] you wr the number eight. Have some fun but seeing as next week starts the home stretch to election day, i want to do a recap of how we got here. This current season of america feels like everyone ate the brown as it. A rough night for sign language interpreter. With covid excuse me, dealing with every thing we have to do with look, if we finally beat medicare. I don't know what he said at the end of the sentence but i don't think he knows either. The beginning of the summer telling us democracy was on the ballot but you don't hear that as much lately because of their biggest donors help kicked the guy who got 14 million votes of the ticket and gave police popular vice president in history without any primary whatsoever which is kind of like giving clues of the gold matter and track and field before the race. No disrespect to her but people would have their doubts about the legitimacy of the competition and to be clear, i am not disrespecting her because if i wasn't on tv, i'd be working as a before model. [laughter] she lost weight the summer. All in trying to say is she's hard to take seriously when they pretend to protect democracy because we concluded a primary season with more people shot donald trump and voted for kamala harris. [laughter] emily, you are a huge kamala supporter because she's brilliant and doug is hot. But seriously, was a scam? of course and we see it further because for example in addition to playing bait and switch now it's kamala, nothing to see here, you have the opposite side rfk junior his head and stepping out, endorsing trump but no, stay on so one hand, they get to replace who they want but you don't get to step out. Rfk junior living in california like check out anytime you want but you can't leave. A tweet that wasn't even signed by him, is there a chance he thinks he's on the ticket and they will tell him later? i asked because he spent the last two weeks on a delaware beach which is the same schedule he had when still in office. I believe joe biden is going to get a shot of b12 and come back to life. We see him jumping back in. I'll go to the professional. Democrats say they are all in on kamala you they sent tim walz to chaperone her interview thursday night. My values have not changed. You mentioned the green new deal. I've always believed, and i've worked on it, the climate crisis is real, and urgent matter and apply metrics that include holding ourselves to deadlines around time. That was close to english brings their parents on a job interview. Putting it into nicely, it's worse like unofficial boyfriend. I'm with you. [laughter] a fancy way of saying i'm going to do what it takes to get me elected even if it means directly. That's all of us. It's funny when you think about it, like america, systemically waste racist white patriarchy. Excuse us while the white guy supervises the interview. Biden's debate disaster june 27 start coming off the ticket but incredibly, donald trump nearly beat him to it after a shooting that shook the world in butler, pennsylvania on july 13. I've got to be sensitive, shootings are obviously a delicate, thousands of met fans should themselves every summer, it's not easy but as someone who makes a living outside the political world, you think trump shooting made him more subject to hollywood types or can nothing move the needle because of the mean tweet thing? show this people, your crowd just trying to help the country. It took heat off of what's his name with the shooting baldwin. Alec baldwin. Yeah, the same person involved with the baldwin shooting. [laughter] this is the research you brought? and credible sources. Wellplaced and show business. Alec baldwin does have another show, he has a reality show coming out for real and people are mocking it before him, it's going to kill. [laughter] keep up, you guys. [laughter] you know donald trump as good as anyone, does he think j. D. Vance wears eyeliner? [laughter] i would lose my job if i answered that. That's a yes. [laughter] i love you, i kid did the shooting change him or is he going to keep on trumping? he's always going to keep on, if anything, i think he realized he has a reason to do what he's doing, he escaped death by like a few millimeters, i don't a lot of people who have that cool story. A lot of swag. Emily, you are a former nfl cheerleader, have you seen anything come up a crowd like that fist bump? if you seen anything like it not even ac/dc. Long time hiphop artist, after that, it wasn't the shooting, it was trump getting up with his fist in the air and he said that is the man i'm behind and he says we've been behind donald trump forever. We've been seeing him as a bullet for decades and he went on with that mama and yes, hollywood types the anyone who saw that is the most tenacious, the strongest of potential death and he gets up and says fight? take all the wwe and boxing and all that and resident 21 and that was that instant for america. I haven't seen you this fired up, this takes me back. [laughter] of course the shocking events in butler gave way to convention season where the republicans made headlines for who should up in the democrats made headlines for who didn't. I'm in a tough guy business and this guy is the toughest most resilient human being i've ever met in my life. [cheering] it was kamala who broke the internet after a false report and showing up to the dnc. You can get offended but you couldn't write that joke so shut up. [laughter] were you happy democrats on this one? they will continue to promise and then do nothing. Knowing what you do, what percentage of jewish it was the final night of the dnc to see beyoncé? well over 80% and i believe kamala if she liked it, she should have put a ring on it. [laughter] look at them go. Talking about celebrity endorsements, you're the biggest fan. If leopard would endorse kamala, could you vote for her? what you do? there from britain so they can endorse who they want but the stark contrast between the rnc with regular americans, hulk hogan and celebrities the endorsements were coming from average american people saying i'm a single mom with two jobs under this administration and that is not making ends meet and after the failed dnc convention were they say it doesn't matter if beyoncé didn't show up, we have the celebrities by the media and a shows to them its currency. The currency for normal americans is the little billy but tomi laren said, they did that on purpose because that's how they got eyeballs. The dnc gets the ratings. Are you going to tell me politicians manipulate? i don't believe that but we move on. Other highlights outside of politics, my good friend and fashion announced his retirement from wheel of fortune after 41 years and apparently no one could work to buy a vowel with this inflation. The paris olympics taught us it takes a lot of balls to be a woman boxer these days and yes nasa told us astronauts will be stuck in the international space station until february, 2025 which is when there are expected to finish counting the votes. [laughter] the space capsule is the latest, the competition was blowing their doors off. I do mean that literally. Is there a party that wishes you are stuck, space capsule given what's going on on earth? what happens when somebody parts? this is what's on your mind. It's a big based capsule not like you're in 84 volkswagen rabbit. [laughter] the media never mentions kamala is the chair of the national space capsule which i want to say the next thing you know they will be saying she is border czar but is a curious she's not seizing the opportunity to take a bigger role given the magnitude? i didn't know that, it makes sense, the only people i wouldn't trade lives with. Or aliens? get over that scene. In the sequel, then aflac tries to get away from jayla. [laughter] i kid. [laughter] i do want to miss everything. If you change right now, you will never forgive yourself because the coolest cat in congress, firing donald when we come back. We are playing the game called true or false? test your knowledge of america's favorite? stay right here. ♪ you ever try cashbacking? it's earning 3% at drugstores with chase freedom unlimited. So i can save on something special for a first date? wait! that's all for a first date? whoa. Alright, c'mon earn big with chase freedom unlimited with no annual fee. How do you cashback? ♪ vicks vapostick provides soothing nonmedicated vicks vapors. Easy to apply for the whole family. Vicks vapostick. And try new vaposhower max for steamy vicks vapors. ♪ ♪ sandals jamaica sale is now on, visit sandals. 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I introduce you all the time, tv and radio, the most swag, explain viewers between swag and style. We say greg is the best dress but to be clear, he also looks like the data in every step that. I've ever watched. I don't need you to cosign that. [laughter] first of all, shut up to greg, the bestdressed, my homeboy. [laughter] he has the entire. On the show, we give away the yellow jacket to the best panelist but he said he didn't need it because it's a black man, he had seven yellow jackets, is that true? for him, yes. [laughter] always to the nines but their style is impeccable. But you step into the room and the temperature drops. It's good to see you. And i'm not trying to brag, it is what it is, convention. Walk out on stage and to get to the podium and do your job. I hear people in the front cheering by look at them and when i look at them, the cheers got louder so i slowed down. I had to tell him this is great but we are live in we've got business to take care of. But that is real swag. I respect that. A guy has a purple lamborghini for some reason. And his gucci loafers that i love you. So much about black voters, what you attribute this to besides your swag? he's a real guy, for nine years they've been going after them they've done everything and they said he was a plan, a con artist and now he's indicted and now they are saying he's a conflict and through it all, he doesn't speed up, he doesn't slow down and still all day l long, i'm sending for the forgotten men and women nothing but fake news and what people have seen is they mistreat him day in and day out the still fighting for the american people. Blackman look at that and they are like man if he can go to that, maybe he is saying the truth in the last piece when he was president over the bridge in brooklyn and when he was president, my money was tog together. Of the year listening paid in full, you do want the president keeps you paid in full so when you are there, what was the reception like? crazy because here's the truth. My plane was late. I was trying to be the moto motorcade. When the motorcade comes through, sitting on the corner hanging out. Me and my luggage. Thanks, we are putting you up right now so they took my luggage and went right to the stage. Congressman byron donald's. [laughter] the catwalk you see a sea of people in the bronx and we are not in mississippi, we are in the bronx. Puerto ricans, venezuelans, black people. White people, everybody cheering because of who they were waiting for, the man they think will get this country back on track and make it reagan. They were excited, not leaving until they got a taste of donald j trump. The only contrast i draw is you could hand somebody your bags at the trump defense and the crossdressing man would have taken them from your wife. 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Welcome back to fox news saturday night. I never mentioned this before but i used to be a cabdriver before i started here at fox news. [laughter] being sarcastic but people think my story is the american dream but it wasn't always easy to pull off. Check it out. ♪ people always say to me how to become a cabdriver? it's pretty simple. Not up your wife without health insurance. At least that's how i got started from there, get a license and learn the social first because you never know what we are will jump into your kat. Welcome to my cab so the nice thing, this is the closest you will come to being in the flintstones. [laughter] we stop this with our feet. [laughter] it's weird. I don't know if they work. [laughter] the gps is named wilma. [laughter] it's unbelievable. The water buffalo club. I love the big tall hats forms. On january 6. Sorry, we will let you go. You better stay alert at all times. See something, say something. But the problem is, nobody adheres to it and you live in new york city, you always see something. You understand? was a guy arguing with a parking meter. That's not normal behavior. Many of the town in america he see a guy yelling a parking your here like guys crazy. You're like oh, it's raymond. How are you doing? juror hit the gas to your spaceship? you pick up people from all backgrounds even if they don't believe you want them. Like do you profile? you know is not true. You draw the kat 12 hours a day, you wanted that. If i didn't pick you up, you didn't look dangerous enough, bottom line. But the flipside when we are in the middle of the street and he takes one look and says sorry and keeps going. Give me the other side of t the. Now that your done with your selma reenactment, okay, here's the issue. This is a real issue. I don't know if you are guilty of this but i'm talking to the black community. This is important. As a white cabdriver, a lot of black passengers have a unique way of hailing a cab. They don't do like why people especially the ones in columbia. They are not even hailing a cab it's confusing. A lot of black passengers fingers. Do you do spirit fingers? i don't, i'm the opposite because i'm expecting the kat not to stop. I do jumping jacks. [laughter] i need a ride. [laughter] that thing where they have that cardboard pencil they are spinning at the car wash, trying to get a ride. Does he work at subway, what's going on? [laughter] a lot of black passengers give spirit fingers. We shoot free throws. I'm meeting every therapist. [laughter] people talk to you about everything from politics to sneaking things into the movies. When you're at the movies, do you put milk jugs and junior mints and reese's pieces in your popcorn? how much we do you smoke before the movie? what is even going on? i was just asking for a friend. Did you smuggle candy into the movies as a kid? no. Only as an adult. This is what i find fascinating, i grew up when they were's driving movies so it's like in the culture, sometimes it is a young kid we would smuggle people into the movies like they would be in the trunk like we are human traffickers so i'm always blown away with kids in the generation, i snuck peanut m&ms, i snuck your aunt fran into the movies. [laughter] like shut up friend, do you want to see moonlight or what? [laughter] full school. That's phenomenal. The city itself was on the best show of all. I can physically get you anything on earth you wanted. I can get you a circus elephant and you wouldn't have the elephant within an hour, when you got a firm commitment from a seller who could get the elephant into the city like within a reasonable amount of time, 12 to 16 hours and thus the city. And it's still here and what they did was moved off the street a little bit, triple x and like people just walking, that looks a little dicey so we will get out where you can see it in that way they can do even worse stuff. [laughter] like times square now like abercrombie not like triplex theaters which means cops can't walk by and look walk into the theater, if you don't do that. The ride is over. Pay up and get out. [laughter] there it is. There it is. Those were the weirdest passengers ever. [laughter] especially the last chicken, she was on pills, something. Spirit fingers, is out of think? you don't do spirit fingers? what you are seeing is the inside of our poems. I know you see our fingernails, work that way. [laughter] thank you for clearing that up and i'm glad you said it, not me. My origin story, there was a reporter today that basically says most americans feel like the american dream is alluding them because obviously inflation is bad, soaring housing prices and the only thing higher than inflation of the people who think bidenomics is working so my question for the panel, how do you make a good life more attainable young families without mom's starting a webcam? does that mean plan a is webcam? whose kamala. She can't do it. America, look at me. She's a loser, lose her. Not going to work. As far as education, young kids have to have the skill sets to match for the economy is going, not just a piece of paper at the end of high school or even worse, diploma that doesn't work in college. It's about skill sets, soft skills, how to work, if it's with your hands, how to deal with people and engage and communicate. Those of the skills that will make you viable. Number three overall, the government, stop spending people's money like this because you are destroying purchasing power. When you give everybody a goodie, you devalue every other dollars in circulation so the tv you thought was 1000, the way we are spending is 1300. The two bedroom apartment you thought was 2000, 2500 is now 3500 a month and so forth. I know you're telling the truth because i went to the statue of liberty with lincoln, give me your tired and poor and now it says selling feet pics, $50. Not good. Do not move and thank you to buy mcdonald's for the hang. We are talking comedy and more with actor and comedian from l. A. Next. ♪ when my doctor gave me breztri for my copd, things changed for me. Breztri gave me better breathing, symptom improvement, and reduced flare—ups. Breztri won't replace a rescue inhaler for sudden breathing problems. It is not for asthma. Tell your doctor if you have a heart condition or high blood pressure before taking it. Don't take breztri more than prescribed. Breztri may increase your risk of thrush, pneumonia, and osteoporosis. Call your doctor if worsened breathing, chest pain, mouth or tongue swelling, problems urinating, vision changes, or eye pain occur. Ask your doctor about breztri. On want to make sure i get the intro correct because the guest wrote hit himself. My next guest is the first ballot hall of fame comedian and he only agreed to come on because he thought i was jimmy fallon. We welcome saturday night live, his excellency john levin in the house. [applause] you are not jimmy fallon. You've been had. [laughter] thanks for having me. The sound you here at home is firing his publicist good to see you. I love this because you are a subway spokesperson and i look like a get paid and subway so there's a symbiotic thinker. For all of your committee balance, a lot of us know you can sing as well. How did you there is. [laughter] how did you dodge the bullet of becoming an elvis impersonator? most funny guys who can sing your age, he said 84, i kid, i love you. Honestly, how did you dodge the elvis bullet or did you not budget at one time? i tried to imitate him singing. He could have been an opera singer, his voice was amazing but i did a show called senior they software you had to imitate singers and they put if you look up, aesthetics on you and i did orbison who sings similar, i don't if he includes elvis but kind of similar indicted a pretty good. You'd be shocked how good i was. I have seen your impersonation and we booked you anyway. [laughter] i kid. I heard you tried out for the show and you couldn't get a and that's why they call you failed i get in anywhere i want. [laughter] i bet you never heard that your whole life. [laughter] i get in anywhere because i dress like a waiter. [laughter] before you go into showbiz, who was the guy that made you want to get into showbiz? first it was like i'll jolson and james cagney. When i was 13, i saw woody allen's first movie, take the money and run and that's when i wanted to be a comedian like woody allen and 29 years later, the set doing a movie with him and i didn't know if i should do a character or not in the movie and he said be yourself, guys like us are funny and when he said guys like us, i started crying because it validated my whole life. I fullcircle book and mo moment. After that i go what do i do now, just quit? really, i thought i achieved my goal, now what? your iconic snl character, do you think he missed his calling in politics? i think so. My name is tomi flanagan so she can't even say his name name right. [laughter] i hate lying and thus means making fun of liars. Everything you're not supposed to do when you buy which is make it really obvious and look away and stutter make a on saturday night live the first time in one of the most fun things i did in my life and am grateful, they kat putting us on the show in the whole country was imitating and to this day when a politician lies, they still quote me and donald trump, he's always quoting my character. [laughter] to this day. Let's do it again sometime. [laughter] calling out some of his biggest with our game, true or walz? next. [applause] there you are. As presidential nominee tim walz taking heat from his biography but i'm not going to make fun of walz because is no way to treat a guy who formed the beach at normandy. Some of these claims coming out of the harris camp we decided to make a goodfaith effort separate fact from fiction with this week's game, true or walz. [applause] public was the panel on details they will tell me if it was real or made up. A free kindle from bodyworks, the loser works as a nanny. [laughter] family, ghanaians. Met his wife when that a cover band concert, true or walz? what i hate is of course they would meet at a prince cover band when he was still alive and from minnesota, just do the real thing. It's going to say is true because it would be lame if it is. It is walz. It didn't happen. You are down one. Oh, all right. She tried buying printing the judges. [laughter] it's too late. [laughter] the dui in nebraska in 1995 after being pulled over for driving 96 in a 55. Ninetysix, i say true. You say true and you are on the board with one. Way to go. I know my alcoholics. [laughter] when you relate like a firehouse gig, 95 nothing. I've seen you do 110 and 20. [laughter] elizabeth, question number three. He enjoys drinking milk so much he volunteered at the minnesota state fairs all you can drink milk boothe in 2022. Just weird enough for should be true. [laughter] very mitt romney. [laughter] and it is true. Congrats. Here are getting closer and closer. Get out the father duster went viral in 2019 for his rendition of paradise by the dashboard light at a congressional retirement party. That sounds horrible strongly to say true. It is walz. Incorrect, i'm sorry. He had no paradise, he was arrested, it was not prom night. Anyway. Number five, first job in politics working on john kerry's 2004 presidential campaign. True or walz? i'm going to say walz. You are incorrect. Didn't you see the symbiotic tiein between the stolen valor between both guys? anyway, elizabeth, you have the chance to take the lead. He attended jesse's fantasy wrestling camp as a college freshman in 13 matches and lost one under the name, the terminator. Is that true or walz? i think it's walz. There's no way. You are correct. [applause] she's got a friend in the judges boothe because they didn't let her talk yourself out of it. [laughter] you are in the lead. The nebraska chamber of commerce and 93 for his involvement with all businesses, true or walz? that's annoying. Policies have destroyed small businesses so i will say walz. You are finally correct. [applause] he claimed when he was running for congress slammed by the chamber of commerce, they wrote a letter saying it didn't happen. Educational travel adventures organizing annual trips to china for students. True or walz? send the kids to china. China hates us, right? i will say that's walz. You are wrong. [laughter] elizabeth taking home the best owner on the show. So exciting. Your candle scented like a burning tire coming your way. Thank you walz for kind of being a communist. [laughter] shadow to the commie on the other side. We really do people bring people together. The yellowjacket winner will be crowned next. [applause] ♪ the dumbest time. So much of politics now is a branding exercise so people don't take positions they thought about, they take positions because they know it will trendy for their brand like that's the only way you could ever advance the narrative in politics called defund the police not lose your job the same day. The cops to the most important job in the world and you can't have a society without them but in 2020 but elected officials they wanted to defund the police and the only reason it didn't is joe biden got the police were lockman able to get on because a lot of people were like yeah, the police are bad and i want to get the approval of people saying police are bad because they yell a lot so defund the police next thing you know you're getting mugged. Never called a blue haired person with a clipboard. Call the boys in blue not them with the blue hair. Fax. ♪ there is. [applause] welcome back marie always support the cops. I would have been a cop if it were not for this thing called the background check. Once we heard about that, who were out of the. The moment you've been waiting for, the coveted yellowjacket to the best panelist on the show but first, everywhere i go people show up with yellow jackets. I love you guys and if you have a pick wearing the yellowjacket, i know you message me on twitter but send it to fn saturday night band that fox. Com we might push on tv. Back to the award ceremony, is a model, the last thing you want to do is wear a jacket this hideous. The yellowjacket goes to elizabeth. [cheering] are you concerned your destroyed as a street model? so much street credit right now. Shout out, give it up for yourselves and shadow, thanks for watching with jimmy failla. 10:00 p. M. Eastern every saturday here on fox news and do not get to follow us on social media at fn saturday night. My everybody called on tour right up to the election. Tickets on sale at fox america. Com. Listen to my radio show weekdays noon to 3:00 p. M. Good night from new york city. I am jimmy failla, i was you next saturday and until then, if you want to help the world, you can be republican, democrat, just don't be a [bleep] there is f. [applause] greg gutfeld's next. Have a great night everybody. [ ♪