Naomi scott, musical guest, earthgang and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1149 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause that is a hot crowd. Welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, to the tonight show, baby. [ cheers and applause oh, my goodness. You guys, my guest tonight is chris evans. Thats right [ cheers and applause and right now even chris pine, Chris Hemsworth and chris pratt are like, wait, which one is he again . [ light laughter ] i want to say congratulations to the 50,000 runners who finished yesterdays new York City Marathon [ cheers and applause i love the marathon. Its the one day of year you can rub vaseline on your nipples in public and not get arrested [ laughter ] i cant imagine the excitement of finishing a marathon, for real i mean i get excited when im out running errands and i accidentally get 10,000 steps. Im like, oh, my. Yes [ laughter ] im sore oh, my. And the men and womens marathon
Plans to increase restrictions on vaping out of fear that it could hurt his reelection chances because right now hes polling at 83 among high school dirt bags. [ laughter ] President Trump reportedly screened the joker at the white house this weekend for family and friends. Wow, thats a lot of makeup, said the joker [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause according to a new poll, mayor Pete Buttigieg now has a roughly tenpoint lead over the democratic field in iowa this is going to look amazing on his College Applications [ applause ] trump made an unplanned visit to Walter Reed Medical Center on saturday he tweeted he was there to visit the family of a young man having surgery. And while he was there he said, quote, also began phase one of my yearly physical everything very good [ laughter ] phase one of a physical. That sounded strange so we did some digging and discovered that his annual physical has five phases so lets take a look now at the five phases of Donald Trumps annual physical.
Testimony was bad for trump, but hes now the democratic frontrunner [ laughter ] during his testimony today Gordon Sondland said that he was involved in efforts to pressure ukraine, because he and other diplomats, quote, followed the president s orders. And then trump said, look, i dont know the president ive never met the president. [ laughter ] President Trump this morning addressed sondlands testimony saying, quote, i dont know him very well. I have not spoken to him much. This is not a man i know well. He seems like a nice guy, though. [ laughter ] even worse, he stole that statement line for line from the speech he gave at erics wedding. [ laughter ] singer mariah carey has released her own Christmas Wish list on amazon oh, oh okay so i see so you were just blowing smoke up my ass when you said all you wanted for christmas is me [ laughter and applause great. Good to know [ laughter ] according to experts, thanksgiving turkeys are best paired with red wine that way theyre more rel
M. Night shyamalan and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1162 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Thank you very much. [ cheers and applause thank you, everybody thank you so much. And welcome to the tonight show, everyone [ cheers and applause thank you for watching at home thank you for being here you guys, my guest tonight is john legend. [ cheers and applause steve whoa jimmy john has won an oscar, a tony, an emmy, a grammy, and he was just named people magazines sexiest man alive. [ cheers and applause even more impressive, his uber passenger rating is six. [ laughter ] i mean, wow. He must give his driver mints. Hey, i want to wish everyone a a happy friday if you think youre relieved that this weeks over, imagine how the president feels. [ light laughter ] what a week. We had impeachment hearings. We had a democratic debate Ariana Grande endorsed Bernie Sanders and yet all anybody will remember is that someone farted on